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>>38316939
what stuff are you constructing?

>>38316939
having fun doing work sounds nice

>>38316939
enjoy it when your back is destroyed at age 40

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>>38316929
>ywn own land on the Alaskan coast
>ywn build docks to drop lobster cages off
>ywn jokingly pretend to attack your Northern qt with a lobster claw, as she laughs and tells you how gross that is
>ywn bring home some Midnight Sun from town as she finishes cooking shrimp for you over the fireplace
>ywn drunkenly pretend to fight each other, throwing each other into the snowbanks and kissing

>instead you live in a shitty liberal state and work a job where you will never be promoted because Spanish is not your first language and you don't do cocaine.

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>ywn live in a steampunk universe (no reddit pls)
>ywn salvage a small airship and build a mercenary crew around it, protecting small companies and nations from steampunk-nigs
>ywn meet a fiery redhead fighter pilot who lands on your ship and starts barking out orders
>ywn fall in love together, and devote your crew to her anti-pagan crusade
>ywn have romantic, fiery sex after ripping off each others' leather pilot jackets on the bridge of your airship parked in the middle of a thunderstorm

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I'd like to run my own veterinary practice in a city with a my wife.

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TO SEE IF I STILL FEEEEEL

I GOT SO FAR AND TRIED SO HARD

>>38316885
that's damaged af lad

Is that some MadZ? i beat my dick into a coma to the Chandelier music video so many times.

God only helps those who help themselves,for happiness and eden belongs to those who take it.

>>38316879
God is a fuck but the devil might as well be too. Can't say with certainty I've met either but if the devil is how Jesus describes him yeah he's a fuck

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/r9k/ produced fucking nothing this year

what do you expect from a bunch of 90iq retards that got shunned out of their lives/failed so fucking badly they are damaged enough to live on a website.


Yes, I am projecting.

The firm handshake guy

>>38316710
you did it anyways fag.

Good job.

For me sometimes I get the urge to post racebait but I don't.

>>38316710
>quality

What quality? Do you not know what types of threads exist daily? It's trash.

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IS IT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SIMPLY PASS THE TIME
WATCHING YOUR STARS GO BY WHILE YOUR LIFE DECLINES?
DO YOU KNOW HOW ALONE IT CAN BE
TO BE FLOATING ON IN AN EVERLASTING SEA OF APATHY?

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Save some face, you know you've only got one
Change your ways while you're young
>Boy, one day you'll be a man
Oh girl, he'll help you understand
>Smile like you mean it


>Smile like you mean it

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HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU'RE LEFT STANDING OUT IN THE COLD
HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE NOBODY TO HOLD
I WANT TO KNOW DOES IT REALLY REALLY HURT YOU SO

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her back

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Sweet Angel

her backk

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>>38316600

Me too anon me too. Why is this song so addictive?

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DESPACITO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>38316600
>Spicland
>They let us keep a radio at the workplace.
>Coworkers have that shit blaring on it most of my shift. The fucking radio programmers can't get enough of that payola, it seems.

I just want to go home andlisten to Bilinda.

>>38316530
No. That's fucking hilarious. Revel in this and torture her about it. If you don't want to go that route you could try redpilling her, but good fucking luck with that.

>>38316553
How do I do it what should I say?

>>38316530
probably, seems like youre finding joy in others misfortune

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>>38316523
all the pron, posted on r9k keeps triggering me desu

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>>38316523
Not good at all, thought I was gonna quit but then I remembered that I'll never be able to fulfill my fetish any other way and my resolve to stop vanished like a fart in the wind.

I haven't fapped in 3 days but I've already fapped a few times this month so....

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I feel like waifuism is probably the only way to experience true love, but I'm just an idiot on the internet, so what do I know.

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>>38316512
Yes!
I spend nearly all my free time cuddling going on dates in my mind with her. It sounds like you have plenty of room to expand your love. Do you have a daki? It's the comfiest feel

>>38316512
I use the Gibasa chan Cut-in maker so everytime I unlock my phone, a small picture of my waifu with the caption, "Welcome Back!" next to her slides across the bottom of my screen. I spent a few hours perfecting the timing and the colors.

Did I meet this fembot at a special needs school?

>>38316459
idk but my friends send me watercolored fansigns all the time

This post has so much potential

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One that is more relatable as I get older.

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this one never fails to give me a chuckle

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>>38316430
so basically a wojak dump thread

>>38316371
Very free, except for illegal stuff, but only after educating them about the detrimental effects of 4chan and internet browsing is to social skills.
I would give them the choice to kill themselves any way they want.

>>38316371

>Very free, except for illegal stuff, but only after educating them about the detrimental effects of 4chan and internet browsing is to social skills.

Talking is usually the best way ti prevent shit from happening, parentes that hold back their kids too much are just feeding them curiosity

>I would give them the choice to kill themselves any way they want.

Now that expert parenting right there

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Help him


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