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Yes.
big willie style

>>38316575
Is that emoji rule 34?

I don't know, I'd have to think about it

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3 incher here. Bet I have the smallest dick on this board

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>>38316477
6 inches here, don't know if roasties like 6 inches, and frankly, it is a scientific impossibility for me to care any less than I already do. Fuck 3D, fuck roasties, I have not a single need for thots.

>>38316489
I'm sorry, anon. I should probably feel grateful that I'm at least more than 4 inches but, to be quite honest, anything under 5" is going to be the same to females: small.

>>38316338
Start shouting "oi mate" and "quali-TEE" randomly and loudly. Start wearing polo shirts with maximum popped collar. Get a birds nest balanced on your head haircut and Wear skinny jeans with pointed elf boots. Wear lynx Africa alot.

Everyone will stop worrying.

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Please can you get me a paki gf?

I NEED one!

>>38316425
I'll try this. Maybe If I act white they won't bother.
>>38316539
I can't one myself. And the pic you posted doesn't look paki.

A woman who isn't! Mind blowing shocker!

>>38316325

One that is insanely jealous for whatever reason.

>>38316325
Every woman hates every other woman, even their 'friends' and '''family''', it's fucking layers upon layers of hatred with women. I think the entire sex may have been replaced with succubi about 60 years ago.

>>38316036
They would do what cable T.V companies do now.

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>>38316036
some liberal bullshit like always

>>38316103
shit 4chan says

until your ISP stops letting you access 4chan because /b/ raided them or some shit

>>38315887
you have been cucked anon, why are you sad?

>Was married
>Back to full robot status

Nah, nigga. It doesn't work that way.

>>38316374
Came here to post this, OP is a normalcunt

>>38315748
Sixth grade. Parents moved to another state, lost all continuity with friends and when we moved back everything was out of whack, for an easy ten years after that. Then I just went full wizard and never looked back. Sometimes I want a gf, then I'm fucking glad I'm the isolated soul I am, gives me more fuel for the fire deep inside.

>>38315748
In grade 6 when everyone was talking about "hotmail" and forwarding each other those cheesy feel good emails and listening to "shaggy" on their Walkman and I didn't care for any of those things. That was when I realized I was not a "normie" as you folks call it here

I remember sitting in a cafe with my Mum when I was about 5 just observing people for long periods of time while I quietly drank hot chocolate

I realized at that point (subconsciously) that normal human behavior was something completely alien to me. I was trying to observe patterns in their behavior but the thing that perplexed me the most is that they didn't. It was all very random and driven by something I couldn't grasp.
Throughout my childhood I always felt a little different but the structure of school allowed me to blend in fairly well. (although I'd later on realize just how much of an outcast I really was). but I was pretty intelligent kid and learned how to mock regular social behavior. in some circumstances though I was overly controlling.
It wasn't until I was 17-18 that I first came across autism spectrum stuff on the internet and my entire life seemed to make some kind of sense.

>>38315721
Your left eye is a little bit smaller than your other one

Wanna touch butts

>>38315721
Can you please tell your creepy friend behind you to stop staring at me? Thanks.

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>>38315626
I-I love you to....have a (You).. as thanks

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>>38315626
Thanks for the reminder that ive forgotten what being told that feels like. I dont miss her, i just miss being someone to somebody. Its hard to believe ive ever felt that. Somehow i think i derserve this, i dont know what i did to derseve it, maybe its just that prescribing some kind of cosmic reason as to why i havent felt mutual love in 5 years makes this shithole life feel easier to cope with. As if something ive done in the past to cause me to become this bitter and isolated is an easier idea to come to grips with than the truth. The truth that im just too akward, too bad with words and too bad looking to entice someone to want that connection with me. Not that i blame them, i wouldnt want me either.

>>38315837
I know that feel anon and personally i will say that accepting the fact that i'm not good with people in general has been one of the best parts of my life. you start to cherish a certain solitude that you can never experience in society.

I love you too, anon.
Don't be glum, chum.

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>>38315568
I'm not glum anymore... your post made me happy

>>38315543
I would love a clingy gf to cuddle all day and say cute things to each other and embrace ourselves in love. But sadly women want sex, dick, sex and dick. If you show a lovely side they will throw you in the garbage sooner or later because suddenlt she does not want affection anymore. I hate being an INTP in this degeneracy ridden timeline, only waiting for the slow embrace of death or my qt gf whom will cuddle with me

>>38315431
Just sign up at a 24-hour gym and go at 3:00AM. It's nice.

>>38315431
As a veteran lifter I can tell you no one gives a shit about you. Im petsonallt too busy checking myself out.

Cheers and may the gains gods bless you.

>>38315431
I feel sad for people like you. Nobody is watching your nor cares about you. That is perhaps even sadder.

>>38315396
>that thumbnail

He-Man

>>38315396
I fapped to the first video. This must be like some paradox shit

>>38315477
first one is a qt allright.

>>38315363
>be me
>listens to Hitler give speech
>heils along with it
You're not alone

>>38315363
>guys im so weird lmao heil hitler amirite?
>better write on 4chan that i heil hitler so people think i'm weird and crazy!

fuck off back to tumblr you 13 year old girl.

>>38315363
You only get a few more summer vacations kid, don't spend them in this shithole

>>38315227
If by friends you mean faggots, attention whoring traps, roasties, and normalfags, then yes.

>>38315227
I only use it as a replacement for skype when I want to have personal conversations with my best friend. I'm in like 4 servers and I'm not active in any of them, but I suppose if you tried hard enough you could meet some cool people with similar interests.

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>>38315227
What is this?
is this a tool for getting (You)s?

youre a yank

American national IQ is pretty low.

>>38315180
Jews also cut their slaves.