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>>38318736
Looks = everything.

If you're attractive, you can just pretend to be smart while being really nice to people you want to have sex with. If you're just smart, but not attractive, you're doomed to a life of total awareness of your situation. What the fuck kind of question is this?

What a retarded scenario. High intelligence and looks are correlated. If you are highly intelligent you really can't be ugly.

Why are you comparing men to women instead of men to homosexual men?

Or are women gay to you?

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>>38319072
>Or are women gay to you?

I mean yeah.

>>38318720

"gayer" is not a fucking word.
try "more gay" next time ffs.
UGH.

I use hate as a shield to deflect people away from me, in order to avoid being hurt.

>>38318692
thats understandable, but people wouldn't hurt you if hate wasn't as big of a problem.

Hate controls the masses and speaks to primitive levels

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>he fell for /fit/ meme
i pity you

itt : omega male has a narrow minded and simple discovery he thinks is groundbreaking

>>38318641
you're weak because you're nice

>>38318639
99% of people wouldn't choose not to do someone most people instinctively want to do

>>38319031
something* I mean

>>38318639
im the same
but im lazy narcissist in addition to that
other people bore me and i dont really care about them
i have friends i meet once a month with not to go crazy
but thats all
meeting other peole everyday is too much hussle for me
not to mention a relationship

How much coast it ?

>>38318608
like 5 moneys

I rub myself with a pillow
It's super comfy

>>38318539
I've been saving that tactic for when I'm ready to actually kill myself. If I have to be a fake jerk just to find love, I'd rather say fuck it.

Being fit doesn't automatically get you a girl or cure your depression.

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>>38318539
why is anyone here complaining about not having a gf when they could have a waifu instead

>>38318529
"Why did you stop?" I inquired originally.

ugh more brony hate? even self brony hate?
come on man the whole anti brony thing is outdated and unfunny.
And the whole community isn't that bad and MLP is cool.

>>38319017
For a simple reason:
At First i was watching mlp alone in my Room, went to different Forum sites ans Gas a Great Time with it.
Then i went to my First "ponycon", a small One maybe 50 People in Bavaria. And i was shocked. There were like 3 girls (One oh them which later became my gf, but was killed by her ex 2 months later) and nearly all of the persons were loosers. This is no hate, that is a fact. After i went home i looked into the mirror for 3 straight hours.
Still i continued to Watch the show, but i Never visited the Forums again.
1 Year later i went to the navy. I stoped watching mlp and still very disappointed in my former me.

>>38318426
If you get a job and help with the bills it gets better, you stinky neet.

>>38318426
Does your mother actually get angry at you for having no friends? What a horrendous bitch.

>>38318452
Just quit my job because I was working 15-20 hours a day for shite pay no sleep
>>38318489
No I'm angry because I'm 26 and have one friend left because all the others have gone

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>>38318352
yes I do
fucking fight me

>>38318374
Do you erp too like some kind of faggot?
You're not a cute girl, stop trying to behave like one by posting them when you speak.

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>>38318395
no I don't erp
I post cute girls because I'd rather be one

>>38318295
All women are stupid and she's only pretending to like weeb stuff because she knows she's a bottom of the barrel trash bitch who can only attract nerdy weebs

Women are soulless monsters who are only concerned with their social status and saving face

She sounds like a good girl if you don't want her I'll take her

>asking /r9k/ for advice on dating
you're set to fail, kid.

>>38318294
You'll still be a lonely bot, anon.

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>>38318304
Thanks, Anon. If I didn't fit in with my bots either I don't know what I'd do.

Robot is entirely a self-imposed mantle
There is no definition for it other than believing you are a robot

>>38318282
Hard mode: 18+

There is no definite proof of virginity and you have to just take their word for it.

>>38318289
Lower that to 15+ nowadays mate

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This, tbqh, freindo, this...

Bird of all sizes, drawings of bird-men

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>>38318232
>what do you fags like to jerk off to?
also sanji 2bh

>>38318079
Make defenses against them, cover your arms with foil for example so if one climbs on you, it won't matter.
Use hairspray on them, it's very effective against them.
When i'm scared from something i usually just charge at it head straight, do what i wrote so far and charge into the room screaming and decimate those mother fuckers!
Come back when you are done, i wanna hear about you triumph

1: pour gasoline in room
2: throw match
3: ???????
4: profit

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>>38318079

Oh look, a roastie doing what roasties do best. Asking a bunch of sperglords for help and support all the while she's taking chads cock.