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>>38320348
>Alpha/beta

Get out of your hose when you got the chance

It's very correct.

>>38320348
Dick beta is higher than nice beta. Sometimes when you're enough of a dick beta you can come across as semi-alpha and get insecure girls to seek your approval.

Yesterday at 10:43 pm EST

>>38320329
The moment I realized other girls don't have penises.

>>38320357
Can I suck your penis please?

Nothing wrong with this statement really. Too bad that in reality its
>attractive or average guys should date unattractive women
>unattractive women shouldn't have to date unattractive men

>>38320251
That would make sense and that's how it used to work in the past. But today women are much too picky. Even the uggos beg for Chad's cock, they just can't resist it.

>>38320251
>being depressed isn't natural
It actually kind of it because I was born naturally, raised naturally, and developed this thing naturally. The only unnatural thing is trying to get me to take the medicine men's pills to make me normal. Maybe you shouldn't have had kids with mentally unstable people?

have you tried talking to gf's

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Eggnormie did a decent video about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

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>>38320202
>if I just be myself I will get a gf

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>>38320199
this is me except I go gym

I tried. I still couldn't even bare to admit my feelings. Feel too pathetic to care for someone more and more day by day only to know they care for me less and less.

>>38320199
Off topic reply but it's related to pic

I sleep 11-12 hours a day desu and am awake like 12-13 hours on average. So over time my sleep cycle actually just fucking rotates around the clock, meaning I stay up and wake up 30 minutes later each day. Over the course of like a few weeks to a month I'll end up having lost a day of my life to sleep, or something like that.

I need a routine but sleeping and waking whenever I feel like is too comfy. Oh well.

I'm a normie but I nominate myself as leader

I think you grossly overestimate robots. They'd maybe get 1 or 2 random kills in by randomly driving someone over then get a hole blasted in their skull. If it was an organized effort I doubt they'd even get that far since all they have going for them is the surprise factor. They have neither numbers nor weapons.

This is all discounting the ethics of a robot revolution anyways.

>>38320239
>maybe get 1 or 2 random kills in by randomly driving someone over
the amount of kills by ISIS is estimated by ~1200, it wouldn't be too hard to get that done

That happens to me sometimes, though over the last year or so I become extremely angry for no particular reason instead.

do you feel good most of the time for past week or two anon?

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>>38320064
Yeah, sometimes when im laughing a lot it turns into full blown crying out of nowhere that I dont understand.
Anyone else know this feel?

>>38320059
shes doing well man thanks for asking
we had sex last night and it was amazing we are trying for a baby

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Only 19 but I have two sluts maybe if you push them together really hard you get a wifey

>>38320156
Nice. My wife and I are planning to have a child this year.

I don't think I've ever been happy.
I'm not sure what happiness feels like for everybody else, maybe I'm just expecting something that feels better than it actually does.

Truly happy?
Last weekend. c:

>>38319999
Impressive quads bruv. When i received the results of a paternity test and it turned out not to be my child, about a month and a half ago

Hey femboy! Give me your boipucci or I'm raping the shit out of you!

>>38319993
>this is somebody's unironic son

>>38320086
And that someone is experiencing unironic disappointment.

>>38319974
> "Just be yourself, anon"
> " why are you so quiet"

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>"just smile more"
>"go out more"
>"meet some people"
>"why do you listen to such weird music"
>"why don't you listen to songs in english"
>"why does your windows look so weird"

>>38319974
I hear this one all the time and it fucking INFURIATES ME

>>38319920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DOvQvLhIcI

>>38319920
once
it was ok, didn't really make it better but i got to multitask
was to a bruckner symphony

>>38319920
Yes
Mostly fast house dubstep
And i'm fapping to hentai and cartoon pics

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4_yskRDrmqI

Back on 500 posts

What a legend

just ban this shitty general already mods

extremely
oregano

>>38319842
I'm gonna guess it's not of you.

>>38320342
>guess
Out newfag

>decapitation
>quadriplegic rape dungeon
>zombie cannibalism
>hand holding
>age play

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>>38319833
F E M D O M
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>chestlets
>femlets
>choking
>bondage
>facesitting
>dick sucking
>self harm