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It's up mothafuckas

https://youtu.be/7FGjts4l6mw
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Don't forget to like and subscribe!
original
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I hate delusional creators

either make it better or fuck off
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>>38326860
I'm looking to interview some robots. Would you be interested?

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>make serious discussion thread
>1 reply
>archived

>make bait thread
>121 replies in 2 hours
>20+ (You)'s

this board is rigged
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>go on /v/
>start thread about a video game
>lucky to get a reply

>go on /v/
>post some youtube e-celeb's tweet
>500+ replies
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>>38326040
you're telling me the femanon looking for a bf was a hoax :(
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>>38326040
This tbqh.

>reply to a thread I like
>thread dies after my post

>thread I don't like lasts for over a day

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Dispatch this is officer NEET! We got a ragie wagie on the loose over!

I repeat we have a ragie wagie on the loose! Requesting back up! Over!
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>>38326027
DONT LET THEM GET AWAY
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>>38326027
TRY AND STOP ME NEETKEKS
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>>38326662
target sighted, i repeat target sighted

team beta moving in ready to detain the ragie wagie

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I just got my first job after being a neet for 3 years.

I had no work experience, and dropped out of high school. Now I just got hired for $15.50 an hour, when minimum wage is 7.25 if my state.

You can do it robots. It's not easy but you can change your life for the better.
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>>38326017
What job and how did you do it?
Inb4 handshake man
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>>38326017
"See, Champ? All it takes is a little initiative and a firm handshake."
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>tfw nothing to put on resume

The International DotA 2 tournament is the sickest shit that happens every year.

> each year it becomes the biggest e-sports tournament in history in terms of prize pool
> an actually good and hard game that requires skill + teamwork, with down time within games and spikes of excitement, each game building up to the end like a good film plot, way more interesting to watch than baseball/football/soccer etc.
> the roar of the crowd in the games when something crazy happens
> loads of sweet ass in-game loot related to the event.
> the drama of the players is mad intense, they work the whole year to have a chance at winning, and that's all that matters to them.
> the novelty of watching people play video games for 20 million dollars. literally 100x more money than you will ever earn in your life total.

it's baller as fuck. anyone else watching?
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>>38326015
yes can't wait to watch my boy get ti7 aegis :3
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>>38326062
you fucking wish nigga
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E.g. Is my favorite team because all of the players are super cool. Except Crit.

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>tfw half of 2017 is already over
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>>38325970
2018 will be my year, I can feel it.
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>9/11 was 16 years ago

Origininun
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1992 was a QUARTER OF A CENTURY (25 years) ago

it was the last time I kissed a girl

serious question
how can we end the rein of the roastie?

Roasties who think they are worth the world and who (purley because of their gender) get upper tier men think they are the shit. They think they are 'so beautiful' and a worthy of chad cock.

Meanwhile us (under 7/10) suffer intolerable loneliness and constant bitchiness from the roasties.

How can we dare i say it... end the rein of the roasties

do chads need to put average girls down more? And only settle for upper tier ladies? I mean seriously there must be something we can do to snap the roastie toasties out of it
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>>38325958
>suffer intolerable loneliness and constant bitchiness from the roasties.

Maybe because youre trash
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Assad is a bad pic for this thread, since he is a secular leader. He doesn't believe in Sharia law and thus he is the kind of leader you could imagine having a beer with.
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>>38326036
Also forgot to mention that Asma is cute. CUTE!

Drug users, gun owners, and breeders all need to be sterilized

Upvote if you agree
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Everyone needs to be sterilized.
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>>38325985
>Everyone needs to be sterilized.
nah just the poor
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>>38325926
*downvotes*

>>38325985
*upvotes*

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Make me feel better about myself:

>never had a gf or sex due to lack of confidence and social skill to approach any girl
>dropped out of college after first semester college because too unmotivated
>suck at math, actually terrified of it because I don't understand it and all teachers gave me shit about it on all schools and didn't find a way to teach it to me (patience and kindness)
>have only worked physically demanding minimum wage jobs, actually got a full time job only now at 25
>live with mom and stepfather
>I dont really like talking with my relatives
>as a kid I dreamt I would be a scientist, but my circumstances crushed my aspirations and now I have no ambitions, I just want somewhat stable life
>am not sure if I am not depressed, afraid to go to psychiatrist because bad experience with one from childhood who did not understand me at all, so I don't trust them
>only now beginning to really control my life because my mother commanded me all my life
>think almost everyone else is superior to me and more confident, so I resort to looking up to them instead of trying to make my own life better
>I am plain, unkempt and boring because I don't think I deserve any better
>I am extremely prone to feeling guilty and even my smallest mistakes can trigger my self-hatred

I just wanna know that I am not alone in this. ;_;
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>>38325915
There's not much there to feel good about, anon
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>>38325915
try to learn some math dude, i had the same problem you do, math teachers are usually useless pieces of shit, but if you try it alone it is actually quite fun. you can always ask for some help in the internet, a lot of the questions on books have their answers in the interwebs. oh and i guess you could still try uni again, unless you are american(cuz your unis are expensive as fuck) if so just keep going hard on your job and make it the meaning of your life <3 remember work sets you free. <3
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You should see a psychiatrist. You might suffer from an anxiety disorder or AvPD.

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My parents are not giving me my part of the inheritance of my grandfather who past away recently. According to them, i didn't respond to the whole situation as if it bothered me. Sorry for dealing with shit my own way and not crying my eyes out in public. FUCKING NORMIES WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS I DO THINGS MY OWN WAY AND MAKE ASSUMPTIONS BASED ON NOTHING
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Stop being an insensitive loser prick to your family, OP.
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>>38325907
Wew. I think you should talk it out though, and explain that some people have different ways of coping with sadness
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Sue them if your grandpa left a will.

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Should I tell my bitch of a former oneitis that she's a flat-chested gook with gross teeth and cellulite, knowing that she used to cut herself back in middle and high school because the other Stacies used to make fun of her for being one?
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No.

You should find another girl and make the sex.
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>>38325851
You're not much of a prize yourself tho
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Nah because you were also made fun of by other people.

Also the fact that you dated her makes you a fucking ugly specimen retard

I'm buying my first ounce in 8 hours, how long is this gonna last me?
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It lasts as long as you want it to. Some people smoke more than others and method of smoking plays a part.
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>>38325749
If you smoke a gram a day it'll last you 28 days. If you smoke more than that it will last you less time.

Maybe if you can't do that math yourself you shouldn't be smoking.
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>>38325803
>Maybe if you can't do that math yourself you shouldn't be smoking.

kek

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Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? If so, have how you felt about it?

I love my gf to death, but every once in a while I sleep with a qt argentina film student who's super chill. Personally I don't think there's anything wrong in being with another person every once in a while, as long as it doesn't involve feelings/becomes a truly constant thing.
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Did your mom cheat on your dad?
or your dad cheat on your mom before?
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Cheating is only bad if you hide it.

Tell her so she can cheat too if she hasn't already.

It's about keeping it civil.
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>>38325765
Well I dunno about them but hey, it's their issue. If any of them does it and manages it well then I'm cool.

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I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE BEING A WAGEKEK, WHY WASNT I BORN IN A SUCCESSFUL FAMILY WHERE MONEY ISNT AN ISSUE? WHY COULDNT MY PARENTS HAVE THEIR SHIT COMPLETELY TOGETHER BEFORE CREATING ME? I FUCKING SWEAR BEING POOR IN THIS MILLENNIAL GENERATION IS THE HARDEST SHIT SINCE THE HOLOCAUST.
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>>38325721
I feel like a fucking slave. Working overnight for 16 fucking hours. 5 in the afternoon and we manage to pull the orders and load the trucks by 10 am all because we are understaffed and the bosses wont hire anyone because they are losing money. YES WE'LL SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF YKUR SHITTY MANAGING DOBT WORRY.
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>>38325721
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PULL THAT FRY BASKET YOU FAGGOT
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Thank you OP for your hard work.
People like you enable and fund my NEET lifestyle and I'm very grateful for that.

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How the fuck do you find happiness

someone please tell me

I thought once I lost my virginity i would be happy. So first night of college i had a one night stand with a big titted sorority slut. I still wasnt happy/ And then I thought if I was getting laid every day I would be happy, so i got a cute blonde runner girl as a fuck buddy, and it didnt make me happy. And then I thought if I was beautiful I would be happy. I lost a ton of weight and had a perfect body and it turn out I had amazing bone structure under that fat and was offered a modeling contract with a big agency. I still wasnt happy. I thought if I had someone I loved I would be happy. So I got a model girlfriend who deeply deeply loved me and I loved her. I still wasnt fucking happy

There has to be somewhere out there that I can go where I will find happiness

where is this fucking place goddamnit
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I've been staying at my mom's for the last week. I have two little brothers who love me like I'm the greatest man on earth. I haven't been so stable in years.

I guess its love. Not only as in romantic love, any kind of love. For those of us who have been loveless to the point of insanity, the only cure is to find someone who truly loves us.
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Kinda same, losing my virginity only made me worse. It gave me a wake up call of how miserable of a person I am
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>>38325787
this place seems to think that sex and/or intimacy will make you happy and cure your problems

they are oh so wrong

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