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I think it's time for a
>tfw no gf thread

>Tfw I don't even know her name
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>tfw just want a qt that's not attractive to Chads so they can't steal her from me
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I've never fucked a bitch in my life.

I just wanna get it over with so I can move forward knowing I'm not as much of a loser

>Inb4 hooker
That shit pussy, I'm not paying for it. I gotta do it myself
>Inb4 "sex isn't even that good dood you ain't missing out."
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>>38328028
You'll only regret a hooker. But honestly, it isn't that great. My first time was with a slut in high school though, so I can't imagine how good it would be with someone you actually like.

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What the fuck is the point of living with a 5.5 dick?
Women has a preference for 7+ cocks with good girth (5+)
More than half of the male populations (if the averages are true) dick is not satisfying for females
>inb4 just eat pussy (that's not a solution)
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Just cus someone prefer something doesnt mean she hates the other
I prefer a lot of things but if a girl doesn't have some id still fuck her
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>caring about what woman want

That's how we got to this point in the first place
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You'd think people would be able to come to a logical conclusion when they think about this shit, but instead we have retarded memers.

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i made a thread earlier about a girl that wanted to hang out with me.i tried to reply to in the thread but it was already archived. he sent me another pic, and i gotta say "she" is looking like a guy more and more... fuck me.
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Hard to tell. I think she's just ugly. The hand is big but doesn't look like a man hand.
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>>38327697
>>38327716
jesus fuck this whole board is autistic. it's a man. it's clearly a fucking man.
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>>38327743
You've been looking at traps too long, that's a typical latina anon.

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>girls hold grudges
>guys do not

Is the stereotype true?
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You'd have to be retarded to think that.
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>>38327687
Guys can hold grudges much longer than girls.
But girls will hold grudges over small things, while guys won't.
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>>38327687
I still have grudges from primary school (Harry you cunt)
So yeah I guess so.

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So looks really doesnt matter? Chek this video. This guy is model, in this video he's being biggest scumbag in this stupid planet, but look how all these girls look at him and talk to him. Girls reactions you can see at 3:40-6:00. It doesnt matter how big scumbag you are to other people who didnt deserved to be treated like that, yet girls will still fuck you when ever you want if you are good looking. Why even try if you are ugly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSyqdHFErCc
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>>38327681
let's see him go desperate, clingy, crying stalker mode

promise you the girls will hate him
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>>38327722
dude in this video he's not a douchebag, he's fucking pathetic and cringy as fuck. yet girls still would suck his dick right there at spot while everybody watching
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>>38327722
the thing is, because girls fawn over his every breath he would never be desperate or stalker-y also they would fucking LOVE IT if a guy like that was "clingy"

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Posting an angry wojak every day until I get a job

day #4


BLOG UPDATE: I got a callback for a nice bakery packaging job and when I went to the HR place, it was filled with PAJEETS and they gave me a 12 HR SHIFT SANITATION JOB that's 2 HOURS AWAY

what the fuck? Looks like my search is now limited to big corporations, second time I got bait and switched by a retarded agency.
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>>38327654
no
pajeet are better
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I got on ssi because I have depression and anxiety
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>>38327816
they bait and switched me, wasted money. fuck them. I'm gonna waste their time since i agreed to do their job and gonna not reply to any of their calls lel

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>used to love cosplaying
>stopped because I realized i'm ugly and lost all self-confidence
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>>38327616
be my gf pls i don't care if you're ugly i'll love you forever
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I wanted to do cosplaying for a long time, but I've always been held back by every character I want to cosplay being female, and I'm a male. I will get filled with excitement for a cosplay idea, but it's always impossible because I'm wrong gender.
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Why are you here, normie? Robots don't cosplay, robots don't go out in public and socialize. Attention is like poison to a Robot. Look, the normie wants attention. Tell us about all the attentionwhoring you did in your attentionwhore outfits, normie. Why are you such a fucking poser?

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What is it about toes, particularly of the anime variety, that makes them so alluring?
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>>38327596
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
So get that kool-aid off your lips.
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>>38327630
>niggas that think they broads
What did he mean by this?
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Everything

Origanum

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There is literally fuck all to do in England except go to tea rooms and look at old castles and I'd rather be spending all my time on the internet but then I feel like a loser.
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fuck you i want to go to a tea room
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Just get completely hammered and go a hard dance club, faggot
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>>38327807

That's not really my sort of thing, I'd feel like a degenerate and I don't drink or like noise.

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Why do men judge everything a woman does? A woman plays video games and she suddenly gets treated like an oddity, with men either sucking up to her or trash her. What gives?
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>>38327442
Because most women that have hobbies that are traditionally male do it for attention.
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It just depends. I have an ex that plays a ton of mmo's, she is practically worshipped by most, passionately hated ("attention whore!", etc) by others. Those kinds of communities are filled with socially inept NEETS. In other communities, like the Tekken scene, you can see women amongst the top players that are treated the same as anyone else.
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>>38327442
It's in the hopes of getting them to fuck off, without actually just telling them to fuck off to their face.

We don't want women around in our hobbies, don't want to see them, don't want to deal with them. There are some guys who do want all that, we don't want those guys either.

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Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?
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>>38327437
STOP MAKING THIS THREAD EVERY FUCKIGN DAY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>38327457
this
jkshdksahdkjas
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does anyone else on r9k ever post the same exact thread every day?

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Are we still allowed 'pictures that make you go hmm' threads?
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>>38327430
Whatever they're trying to say makes me go hmm
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I find this picture oddly relatable
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>>38327599
Does this also make you go hmm?

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>tfw no Anri Okita gf
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>>38327429
idk who that is, but you've got fantastic taste

look at those tits. literal perfection
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>>38327429
high heels with the toes exposed always get me hard
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I don't know how you guys do it but gook faces are an instant no for me.

She has good body but terrible face

>man i love sitting by the canal, its so peaceful.
what do you think anon?
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>>38327422
That pup is definitely checking them qt feets
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>>38327422
pls stop pretending
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There's a shopping trolley in the canel near my house

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>Try meeting anons on /r9k/ to get out of my shell
>Whenever someone mentions feeling like chatting, I add them and we have a conversation
>first meeting usually goes well, though it feels like all we talk about is interests and it ends there
>conversation never goes beyond the first few words
>they never, EVER message me back, I always have to initiate first and even then it's kinda obvious nobody wants to talk

Where did all the nice people go? Am I just that boring?
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You probably don't have a bagina.
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>>38327355
I never said I did. Is that all it takes to interest people?
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>>38327355
This
Even though /r9k/ has awlays revolved around 'tfw no gf' or 'how can I get a qt?' I feel as though there's no more people on here who actually want to talk
Just people who want to complain about their problems no one even listens to eachother as much anymore

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