Girlfriends are a fucking full time job.
I really want to go back to a shitposting 25 y/o kissless virgin. Getting your dick wet occasionally is not fucking worth this shit. They want your attention all the time, and if you're gone for more than 8 hours she either gets angry and emotional, all she fucking does is complain about every small fucking thing that happened to her and she does that every fucking day. She won't leave me alone, fuck her, fuck being in a relationship. Maybe I'm a selfish prick but I'm fed up! Stay single anons. This shit isn't worth it.
>>38328225
leave her already m8
>>38328225
fuck off norman
this is not your board
>he fell for the meme
lol
What were losers like in the 70s and 80s?
I'm not talking nerds who built pcs out of chips, those sort of people exist now.
I mean real losers, like us.
How did they come about back then, and what did they do? They cerainly didn't stay home playing vidya like more and more men are doing now, because they had the choice of three fucking games.
I can't find anything about what they would have been like.
Are we a modern (90s onwards) concept?
>>38328183
Probably peeping toms like /ourguy/ George Mcfly
>>38328183
They either read books, played games, went to underground concerts or something.
That's just what I'm guessing based on what I'd do in that age.
>>38328183
they probably had manufacturing jobs
So I found this pic of my high school class from 2010
Can r9k guess which of these kids turned out to be a robot?
The asian manlet
>>38328145
Are you the guy kneeling on the floor? Hell, most of the guys look like they could've become a robot.
Few qt3.14s too
>>38328145
Did you go to a school full of uglies?
Also that girl with the jesusxgucci hoodie lel
If you could only shitpost one meme the rest of your 4chan days which meme would it be? Pic related.
>>38328137
And you, Champ. We will watch this thread with great interest.
NEET meme. It is fun watching people joke around about being a NEET or wagecuck. And sometimes if you post as a NEET, normalfags will take it for real defending their shitty job and income.
Every other answer than pic related is fucking normalfag tier.
Once I finish my residency I'll be making enough money to hire a private tutor to prepare them for college and my wife could teach them Russian which would fill the language requirement.
My only concern is them not getting enough socialization, thoughts?
>>38328069
>should I homeschool my kids
you should get off of my board and off the internet in general.
>>38328069
I was homeschooled after my parents realized public wasn't working out. Might want to see how your kid reacts in social situations. If they're miserable after a few years, then you can consider it.
>>38328120
Well they're not born yet but I don't want them getting brainwashed by the shitty school system.
>>38328112
>implying you can ever leave
Why do I like dick when I'm boy?
>>38328014
that's normal according to /r9k/
shitty parenting leading to mental illness
>>38328014
you don't, you're just prison gay. you've convinced yourself you like dick because you can't handle the stress and shame of knowing a woman will never fuck you. in other words, you're a straight guy who is so deprived of female contact that you are willing to settle for something you're not even attracted to.
>tfw so horny and isolated that you start fantasizing about eating out old ugly low confidence ethnic women you come across while walking around and would gladly have sex with them if they were up for it
anyone know this feel
no
thats super gross and degenerate. Why don't you have yourself some tea instead?
]
She's not that ugly. I'd fuck the shit outta her.
>>38328004
>I'd fuck the shit outta her.
I probably couldnt get erect,
>mfw just found out you don't have to copy out the post number when you want to reply to someone, you can just click on it
Are there any other 4chan secrets that make our lives easier?
>>38327971
Lurk more.
originally sage
>>38327971
>secrets
This is literally the core feature of 4chan my dude
get the fuck out, newfag
OUTOUTOUTOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
The Finnish government is legalizing slavery.
The slaves: unemployed, native citizens of Finland. (note: not the immigrants that flood in)
Finland is a small country where everything is robotized and companies outsource everything into China.
This has lead to a big problem where a huge portion of citizens are now unemployed.
The funny part is how employment centers are dealing with the situation: making unemployed people work for free.
Some still think it's a good idea, I mean people can't live off welfare forever. They have to do something to compensate for it, right? That's problematic, though, since there are literally NO JOBS.
The government has created a concept called "rehabilitative work" which you are forced to participate in, if you've been unemployed for too long. It basically means you work for organizations - for free. There's no job interview, nothing. Everyone is automatically qualified. If you don't do it, your welfare is cut off, so there's really no choice. The biggest problem is this: organizations and companies are already taking advantage of this system and instead of hiring actual workers, they accept the endless flood of "rehabilitation" workers. If one of them is a drug addict, pick the next one. One of the slaves will eventually get the job done. Many in Finland have already noticed that these days nobody gets paid for work anymore. It's alarming.
It's really sad. But if you let the government manage everything, eventually they are going to manage you...
But you get gibs in return. Sounds pretty fair, unless there's some nuance I'm missing.
NEETs aren't working for free, they get 9 euros per day.Practically slavery desuPs. AP on VITUN ROTTA
>he's still waiting for his superpowers to manifest
First thing I'm gonna do with my newfound powers is teleport you to the ether
How bout that?
>implying meme magic isn't my superpower
the real super power is the power to be yourself
>Be hanging out with one of my close friends
>His sister comes in, friend leaves (don't know why)
>I have never thought of her romantically in any way
>asks me to lay in bed with her and talk
>starts cuddling me
>tries to go further, but I stop her
>"your brother could be back any minute!"
>gets offended
>I try to kiss her quickly, she pulls away
And then I woke up. It was a fucking dream, and now I actually love her! Never before even thought of her in any way other than as a sibling of my friend, and now the world decides to make me love her! FUCK THIS SHIT.
Anything similar ever happen to you fags?
No, I don't have friends because I'm a robot, you fucking normie.
>>38327822
Yes. A similar situation made me fall head over heels for a female bully.
The result created spaghetti that could fill pockets for ages.
She is really pretty btw. The only thing standing in my way is the fact that my friend would likely kil me if he knew i was into her
>>38327890
Even robots can have a friend. The definition is changing
Take the first syllable from the name of the last soft drink you drank.
Then take the name of the last food you ate and combine it with the syllable.
Finally, put the last syllable of your first name on the end.
The result will be retarded.
Post it.
>mounquesadillanor
pephotpocketner
nesjellybabymo
>>38327790
Sevenpizzano
So I was watching Chaturbate this afternoon and a guy from Australia was fingering his woman in front of 900 or so people on the stream. All good. She was a bit submissive and thick, I can work with that. I made a comment about how good she looked, and another viewer PM'd me asking me about how I was enjoying the show.
This has never happened to me before, so I played along. Both anonymous, after all. He explains what he would do to this woman. i play along. Then he asks if I have a gf and what she's like, then the conversation turns to him asking about my penis, and he tells me how he wants to eat my cum from my girlfriend next time we do it.
I had to go make food, and he begged me not to go. And that's how I think I helped a guy jack off over the internet.
Pic related: middle girl close to the build of the woman being played with.
>>38327775
Interesting blog. 3/10, would sage again.
>>38327775
What's the deal with chaturbate? Do they pay you to stream?
>>38328534
You get paid in token tips. A single token in a very small fraction of a cent so you really gotta hustle for it
Why do so many people choose the grow their facial hair despite it obviously looking awful?
>>38327767
It looks less awful than what's under it.
Is it a good idea to wax facial hair?
Because we don't care and you're a homosexual for judging men's appearance so much
Tell me your end game right the fuck now.
>>38327749
Originally what the fuck is that image
>>38327779
Jiemma fucking Yukino in front of the guild.
punch as many moths as possible