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>>38333612
You know what OP? No. I'm not gonna use my fucking initials. Dealwithit.

>>38333891
Dear OP,
You know what? No. I'm not gonna use my fucking initials. Dealwithit.
- J

>ftfy

Me,
Please kill yourself already, you're such a pathetic piece of shit.

the only people think that are r9k autists and the like. Most men aren't retarded

>>38333812
*who think that

>>38333610
Because they are heartless and stupid and are incapable of feeling empathy for anyone, let alone women. Round them up.

>>38333604
This just means she'd rather talk through text than this degenerate site

>>38334007
Girls don't give their numbers that easily

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>>38334213
getting numbers is actually pretty easy if you can feign confidence well and don't look like a bridge troll

>>38333590
Well obviously you haven't been drinking your pee you FUCKING PLEB just kys for ruining another virgin with some relationshit lmao mother fucker salvation eludes you

>>38333590

What do you talk about in a general conversation?

also nice trips

>>38333590
You obviously aren't in a good relationship. I was in one for 5 years. I was so happy till she dumped me.

>>38333520
>can't butter bread
I'm horrendous at cooking but even i can atleast make myself a sandwich. Are you mentally challenged?

>>38333601
I'm autistic yeah.

Besides this though, i'm not sure so much as if I can't do it but I feel like some invisible force is holding me back / preventing me from doing it.

So yes, I am probably mentally challenged.

>>38333681
I've read this kind of inertia can be an aspect of autism. We have trouble starting tasks or switching between them.

That or it could be some form of anxiety.

If you're really famished, why not just go to the kitchen and eat a few slices of bread until your dad and brother come home?

Every day I go into work I spend the first 3 hours living in my fictional universe.

I'm probably going to get fired due to how much I slack off.

I think these are nice threads tb h

>>38335140

How are you feeling, my man?

>>38333415
I like 'em H U G E brah

>>38333415
only thing I fap to. that and jav porn

>>38333415
better than real pussy

Does that exist?

Can't conceive such a thing

It's fine. Why would I expect such a thing? I'm a pretty unremarkable guy. props to anyone who actually achieves this tho

>>38333421
My brother is pretty much chad personified he had normie women constantly blowing up his phone always wanting to 'hang' which was usually just hanging out in his room for like 10 minutes before he tore their clothes off and fucked them while i listened. One of the milfs he was banging offered to have him move in with her and to pay his college as long as she was only hers and hers alone. He didn't accept, I guess he didn't want to be a thot.

>>38333334
I met my gf by posting my phone number on MySpace 8 years ago, also checked

it is like in the anime where they fall out the sky into the laps
but it will not happen for you

>>38333333

origonononono

>>38333326
imma need a pic showing proof

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>>38333326
donate some bitcoin to bipolar reaseach for me anon

>>38333326
>ten minutes
>no proof
Maybe one day we will see a real story like this.

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pls wash ur toothes if you do so

>>38333292
No ive had 3 gfs because they asked me out

asked a girl out 2.5 years ago, went 10/10, now engaged to her. you can do it anon

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That guy in the painting was a jew.

Answer my questions, you faggots!

>>38333143
Chad is one that women gravitate toward.

I'm probably a 6 at best. Doesn't matter, though. I don't want anything to do with mating.

What do you mean by accomplish something? Like, win an award or just build a model or something?

I've kind of just floated through life like a turd down a stream bumping into things and flowing down wherever the stream takes me.

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I got 99 slayer in osrs, that was pretty... Why am I lying, i've never even got a 99 in runescape.

that sounds really hot. I wish someone would come and watch me masturbate. Or just talk to me. Im so alone

>>38333048
Paranormal activity relies on lack of perfect information OP. Should someone acquire perfect information, they would realize all paranormal is a result of misperceptions and coincidences, and paranormal would cease to exist

>>38333189
ghost is real

ay buy me a pizza white boy

i'm a cute girl

>>38333073
you probably are not a cute girl

buy me a pizza instead my dude
I'm a "girl"(male)
didn't say I was cite