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Post your dogs or any other pets and other anons r8 them!
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>>38335132
I had a collie once. 9/10 - would bark again
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>>38335408
He is a Shetland sheepdog, not a collie. They look the same just smaller.
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>>38335132
r8 my Boy

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Masturbation is boring, and we know no girl will ever jerk you off.

Have you come up with any fun ways to jerk off?
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>>38334970
Finger your butthole?
Orgasm
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Prostate orgasm. Don't need a girl ever again.
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>>38334970

I'm going to share a secret with you guys

Having a girl jerk you off is literally the same feeling as jerking yourself off except she has not got a fucking clue what she is doing. If she is only willing to jerk you off, just go home and do it yourself.

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Why the fuck was this allowed? I was only 8 years old and already getting demoralized
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>>38334955
Haha you're a quiet mouse
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what the fug XDDD
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>>38334955
>not proud for not being an annoying shit

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HEY YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS
YOU WANT A GOOD DISCORD
HERE YOU FUCKING GO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HERES THE FUCKING RULES

KEEP IN MIND: You don't get warned, just banned.
1. Women shall, under NO circumstances, be given any sway in the server's administration. This includes admin positions and orbiters. Any orbiters as well as the women must be banned if orbiting occurs.
2. Keep NSFW in the NSFW chat for christ's sake.
3. Keep all politics OUT of this server. This isn't for politics, this is for a calm environment.
4. Don't be a dick for no reason, this will get you banned.
5. Posting pics of yourself is prohibited.
6. Keep "HAHA LE MEMES XD" talk to a minimum. Some is OK.
7. Obviously, no underage. Even joking about it can get you banned.
8. No gore or illegal pictures, this will get you banned and the post removed IMMEDIATELY.
9. Don't spam the fuck out of NotSoBot.
10. Talk to each other nicely.
NOW GO FUCKING JOIN

6GZwUZW
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>>38334939
Sounds really dumb to be quite honest with you!
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>>38334964
shut up you dont get to have opinions
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>>38334939
no now piss off

Well well virgins look who comes out on top
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>>38334929
>Manlets literally have to be Justin Bieber to get pussy
Lmao.
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>>38334960
Pic related eat my ween lanklet
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>>38335044
someone's insecure about their height

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I recently had the realization that we're either headed for or already are in hell.

The chance to create a meaningful relationship to someone else is very small to begin with. For a robot this chance is basically non-existant.

I as well realized that I'm a spectator to my own life and can only assume many robots to feel the same way. As I'm not happy witnessing my life happening this is in good agreement with my assumption to be in hell.
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>>38334832
>reddit spacing
I think you know where to go, faggot.
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>>38334885

>being able to write a text in a readable format
>reddit

Sure is summer here. Aren't you supposed to be triggered by some BBC/cuck/tranny thread?
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>>38334961
your ingorant. I have been here a lot longer than you.

Traps aren't gay.

Give me one good reason all retarded people shouldn't be killed.
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>>38334819
4chan would have no posts
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Because then there'd be no one to post on this board
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>>38334819
You'd be first

Please white men stop putting up this afront the glory days are over

>you have been cucked by your women, >cucked by minorities
>Hell cucked by yoursels

please just give up trying to be men and accept your place as the race of traps
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You're a fat, white, dirty smelly disgusting hambeast weeaboo fujoshi no life loser on the verge.
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Why do people insist on larping as blacks
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>>38334814
Chads are more manly then niggers though.

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>work 12 hour days 5 days a week
>forced to spend most of my time cleaning
>parent takes all vidya I buy and keeps me away from PC
>attend uni from home as well
>literally do nothing but work and eat during semesters
>no vehicle or license, parent constantly pries in and stops me whenever I start the process of fixing this
>haven't played vidya outside of phone emulators for 2.5 years now
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>studying 4 hard final year units at one of the hardest Unis in the country
>32 hour per week UNPAID internship
>lifts deteriorating every week
>acne getting worse every week
>live off rice, potatoes and oats

4 more weeks and then I'm free from both, how about you OP? When does your madness end?
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>>38335198
4 years, robott to.
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>>38335198
>taking an unpaid internship
you are a literal retard lmao

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a guy in >>38327430 which has hit image limit posted a picture of the old skeleton jelly comic

there is actually a second page.

if people would like to post other images or media that result in the general sensation of "hmmm" you are welcome to do so
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i'll also throw out a video that's quite hmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHujh3yA3BE
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>>38334768
I was the one whow as too slow after it hit the limit
I raise you the artists name, Mat Brinkman and his Badly formatted website with some of his stuff https://store.cave-evil.com/collections/cave-evil-and-warcults-art
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>>38334768

You won't getting anyone posting here. The subject can't be seen from the catalog. Name is too long. It just looks like a random request thread.

You should have titled it Hmm pt.2

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All I do is go to work and smoke weed
It's pretty ok I guess.
Best of both worlds really making money and on off days smoking from 6 am til whenever I fall asleep.
Why aren't you doing this?
Also I just listen to music all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Ig71fhUc8
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where do you work opie???
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>>38334787
small local grocery chain
Just stock and basic janitorial work.
Easy except for the heat.
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Cause I don't have a connect in this shit city. You hook me up, and I may stop complaining about boredom or lack of pussy on this faggy /b/-lite board (aka /r9k/).

Hell, I may even stop talking shit about the government and conspiring against it. Well... let's not go crazy :^)

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What are the symptoms of a Wes Anderson film?
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>>38334731
who knows, who cares go watch it and don't tell us lol
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>>38334731
>Having either Bill Murray, Adrian Brody or Owen Wilson in a lead role
>Being pretentious
>But also being entertaining
Contrast with a von Trier film which is fucking pretentious and shit.
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>>38334731
Bloody mary's

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Anyone else attracted to grannies?
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>stop by at grammas house after school
>"and here i thought youd never come by and see your old gram gram, anon!"
>gives you a big warm hug, smooshes your face into her warm chest
>"sit down, let me get you some milk and ginger snaps"
>you sit on the old person couch covered in blankets, it has that special gramma smell
>she comes back with a plate of fresh-baked ginger cookies and a glass of milk
>tfw she baked them just for you
>gramma turns on the tv, its wheel of fortune
>sits down in rocking chair next to you
>"tell me all about your day anon!"

no girlfriend you ever have will have the pure love in her heart for you that gram gram does
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>>38335143
You speak the truth.
Too bad one of mine is dead and the other isn't on good terms with me.

Maybe that's why I like them. Their care is legit and that magnitude of concern and affection is non-existent in nost other relationships.
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>>38334694
I'm barely attracted to women under 40

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Why doesn't the government test experimental biological weapons on me?

I want it
I WANT THIS
I DESERVE IT

I'm worthless they might as well use my body for some purpose
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Oh ha ha ha very funny asshole

Very fucking funny
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>>38334659
You're just gonna get t-virus'ed
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>>38334685
>You're just gonna get t-virus'ed
What is that and why should I care

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How big of a Chad to you have to be to lose your virginity before high school?
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>>38334657
I lost mine at 11 or so. So I doubt it has anything to do with being a chad. You just need some mentally disturbed people around you!
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>>38334657

A sexually abused one.
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>>38334740
Why do people makes these posts knowing they'll have to tell a story

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