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>>39650319
same here but I don't say it aloud

>>39650319
>Used desu and senpai out loud back when 4chan was flooded with those words
>have picked up multiple anime and a few comics/cartoons thanks to /a/ and /co/
>putting my hands near my belt loops thanks to baneposting

>>39650319
>start sentences with tfw
>end sentences with desu
Normies keep asking what those words mean.

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>it's the 'daughter' dream again

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>it's the 'able to make huge bounding jumps' or 'able to jump in the air and keep doing it to fly around the place' dream

Best feeling in the whole world, even if I don't do anything but jump or fly around.

>it's the 'you meet rosemary' dream again

Make it stop

bump for escapism

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>tfw attention span too shit for escapism
Fuck you OP I can't enjoy anything. Not even anime or vidya.

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>>39650276
And alcohol!
soos

>>39650150
>muh dick

>your oneitus will never lay with you because your dong will literally split her in half

>>39650192
That's simply just not true Anon, she would find a way to fuck you.

>>39650150
>tfw my dick is 5 1/2 inches
What are my chances of ever getting laid, robots?

Maybe ones that get so fat after HS that not even betas want them?

me i guess
i used to be very popular

Macey or Tracey

Here's a link if anyone's interested. I'll be working on the next level this evening.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1132510876

>not making it school shooter themed

>>39651216
That columbine map was pretty lame. To be fair, there's not that much you can do with the school shooter concept in hotline miami. As far as I know, there are no unarmed civilian npcs that you can kill.

What country? What's our budget? Can you host?

I'm scated of getting arrested for meeting a prostitute on backpage
It's unlikely but I have notorious bad luck

>>39650156

> burger

> make 25.00 an hour so can splurge within reason

> don't want to host because that makes me more vulnerable to stings

Indifferent. Why would I feel something? None of my friends are virgins by now. One gal got popped at a ripe age of 14. Me? I'm going to die a lonely virgin.

I really am a special snowflake.

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>woooo im finally in the top 4 percent...

Anime characters always look white anyways

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>>39650051
>not a single media outlet said a thing about L turning black or zuko turning indian
Makes u think

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>anime characters are Japanese
Anime characters are whatever nationality/race they are written as. Is the guy in this picture asian too?

>>39649987
It's known as whatsapp, facebook, telegram, instagram, snapchat and the rest of the normie apps and sites.

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>>39649987
I know that feel anon. The only thing I'm able to do with that is to joke about for normalfags and pretend everything is OK.

>>39649987
That's kinda what ASD is in a nutshell

>go to sit next to her
>"That's Chad's seat"
>go to sit on the other side
>"That seat belongs to Brad"

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>introverted
I guarantee you, she is nothing of the sort.
Most introverted people are not attractive whatsoever, especially the women.
If they're introverts, they're a 5/10 or less, or mentally disabled.
I sit alone and refuse to talk to people and I'm probably a 6/10 with makeup on. Nobody approaches me, I just get that "is something wrong with her?" look.
That girl is too damn pretty, stop making me have even worse self-esteem than I already have.

>>39650320
yeah true dat

but if you are a true introverted girl or maybe the even more rare and sought after true "fembot" you would actually be a 3/10 at best with makeup

>>39649896
I have this on all my fingers ever since I was like 4 years old. Stops mattering after a while.

>>39649920
That's... not funny at all

>>39649896
this is babby mode, one of my fingers is so stimmed up the nail is actually indented

No. It's a scam.

Just get a girlfriend or boyfriend instead.

It works to give you the strongest orgasms of your life. Nofap and kegel exercises will turn you into the cumminator in those times when you actually nut.

Tried nofap when gf was away for a couple months.
When she got back I couldn't get hard.
Fapped a few times and now my dick works again.
Fuck nofap.

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>>39649811
4 years for me but I bet im much younger than ya

Last night. I got my first kiss. I'm gonna make it you guys. Witness me.

>>39649811
~5 years but like >>39649864 I'm most likely younger than you, OP

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>>39649647
>26
>Live in shitty western NY
>Taxes and regulations are too high so theres no economic or business opportunity here
>Area is becoming increasingly ghetto because welfare is handed out like its nothing
>All my friends moved away because theres no chance to make a better life here
>Everyone who lives here constantly shits on the area in an attempt to look self-aware
>Tried being a musician for the past 8 years but theres no exposure here
>Unless you play covers or shitty bar music like Funk-Rock nobody gives a fuck
>Have no trade skills or real work experience besides working as a cook in a restaurant for 3 years because ive spent so much time betting on my music
>My dad passed away 2 months ago and he was the only person i truly cared about and he was the only person who truly cared about me
>My dads work partner was supposed to have me working for him installing flooring now but he hasnt gotten ahold of me in almost a month
Its pretty rough bros.

>>39649785
I am constantly worried about losing my father. He's the greatest person in the world to me, the best man I've ever met. Sorry for your loss dude, that really sucks.

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>>39649785
>>Area is becoming increasingly ghetto because welfare is handed out like its nothing
I always wonder how people in nice areas and etc can stand this. You get rich, move to a nice area, then a pack of brown people moves next door because the government pays their entire section 8 rent.