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Recovered normie reporting in 2017-07-13 02:26:21 Post No.38335489
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Recovered normie reporting in
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2017-07-13 02:26:21
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Shit, it's nice to be a normie.
>parents away
>call female stoner friend to hang out
>go rollerblading, eat ice cream, smoking a fat blunt, drinking beer
>go back to my house
>watch trippiy visuals, smoke another blunt
>she goes to sleep on my bed
Life is so fucking great. If only I had enough courage to kiss her or something. I still know her since middle school, I love her as a friend.
Why aren't you working on becoming a normie, fellas?
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>>38335489
i love that pic, haha
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If my dad ever saw me in roller blades he'd just say "son, stop being so fucking gay"
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UPDATING PACKAGES???? A LIKELY STORY.
REPORTED TO THE FBI FOR TERRORIST HACKING!!!
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Do vaginas speak? What do they say?
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>>38335433
*bbbppppppppffffflllllllllllttttt*
*woooosh*
*bbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppppp*
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You need tiny being's ring to find out
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>>38335433
There is a Brazilian porn movie whose plot is a vagina that starts to talk out of nowhere
Seeing the modest success of yesterday, I thought I might make another Watamote General.
So, without further adeu:
Post rare Tomokos
Talk about Tomoko's coming roastiness
Hate on Misaki posters
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>tfw no tomoko gf (female)
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>>38335695
>If she existed in this life she would just be another roastie.
Why live?
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Ucchi appreciation thread?
Ucchi appreciation thread.
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*seIf inserts as girI*
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>>38335365
big dick toys are fun but you don't want a man like that, your jaw gets tired of dicksucking before your brain gets tired and then no one's happy
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>>38335365
>2017
>Not self-inserting as the cum.
Why even live?
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>>38335395
Damn, where can I get a vaporwave sweater like that?
Can anyone make a brain meme out of the following images?
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>>38335326
ignore the following text just dumping
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>>38335331
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua wow im still muted
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>>38335338
Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.
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"Champ, it's time you got a job. I'm driving you around town to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. Don't look at me like that. All you need to do is show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. Four simple steps, Champ! It's not that hard at all."
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I have a job. You're retarded. Fuck off.
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>>38335333
I'd give you a handshake for those digits, champ.
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>>38335333
"Champ, excuses got nobody anywhere. Now I'm taking you to look for a job, whether you like it or not. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing your resume. No excuses, Champ."
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I was sitting in a public bathroom and someone in the stall next to me tapped their foot under the divider.
What does it mean when someone taps their foot under he stall wall? Did he want me to be quiet?
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>>38335312
He's asking for your cock cleaning services.
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I do that to warn people who walk in that I'm in the stall.
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>>38335412
That can't be true... people don't really do that stuff, do they?
Um, even if I was into that. How would I even ask for it? Just food tapping?
Since you seem to know.
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*sigh* Anon, when are you going to take me out on a real date? Are you ashamed to be seen with in public?
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>>38335297
S-sauce?
Pretty please?
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>>38335297
here's this faggot again
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>>38335814
YOU BEST BE SAGING
How do I get a cute stalker gf? I don't care if she ends up killing me or making my life hell.
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She'd be overwhelmingly bored since you're always in your room with the curtains closed anyway, anon.
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>>38335320
I don't actually do that though. I have a job, I leave my house all the time.
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>>38335492
Then you are in the wrong board, and should fuck off to >>>/soc/ where your kind belongs
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What's the first thought that comes to mind when you meet a new girl?
I usually wonder how many nudes has she sent or if she's done porn.
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>>38335259
>Does she like me?
It's always no, or yes but I find out several months too late. I'm a fucking autist.
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Why do you keep spamming this mediocre, filter-whoring roastie?
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>>38335416
>months too late
I know that feel anon.
>>38335450
It's the only non-naked cute girl photo I have and it kinda fits the theme.
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>wake up at 3:33 AM
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>wake up at 6:66 PM
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>never be awake and never be asleep
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>look at the clock
>it's 13:37
Anonymous
Lets talk about Asian bois 2017-07-13 02:14:36 Post No.38335237
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Lets talk about Asian bois
Anonymous
2017-07-13 02:14:36
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Why are they such pathetic dicklets? Pic unrelated. Just some white on white action.
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Our penises are none of your business, miss.
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>>38335237
Bump
Original ass mofo
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Why are you such a hungry slut for Asian cloc
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Why don't you join a frat?
Not all frats are Chad frats, im in a lower tier frat full of other robots (aka goobers)
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Why would you want to be a part of something that's all dudes? You trying to hookup with a guy?
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>>38335265
Obviously frats are a good platform to meet girls. You partner up with a sorority, and girls come to your parties and you go to theirs.
but
>buying your friends
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>>38335205
Looks like a bunch of Chads to me.
Why aren't you fucking your pee hole with probes and metal rods? It's even more earth shattering than prostate orgasms.
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too afraid to try myself but if someone waited to tie me up and stick a rod in my dick I would say ok
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>>38335153
Because I wasnt beaten into bladder issues as a child
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>>38335176
Don't be scared. Just start of small and gentle and work your way up from there.
>>38335230
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, normie?
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Trivia: If you are black you can't be a robot.
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>>38335139
Agreed. Black "robots" have a sea of fresh, white pussy awaiting for them every time they leave their house. Literally all they have to do is ask. Yet they still somehow expect us to believe they're robots for some reason. It's ridiculous.
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We love Asian women
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did you fall for racebait or something