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>2 Weeks nofap/noporn
>still no random boner/morning wood
Well, fuck. I think it's over for me.
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>>38338944
is bakky series objectively the best porn series in history?
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>>38338992
Best shit I've seen so far ye
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>>38338944
How fat are you? Interesting
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How do you touch your girl friend, anon?
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>>38338875
never the hoverhand
always across the sholder, like a guy friemd
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if I ever got a bf I would want him to publicly display his affection by fucking me on the spot, anything else is beta
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Bottom one, but without the hoverhand. I just place it on her shoulder/chest area.
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>he's over 6 feet
>he still can't get laid
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>>38338861
>6"2
>with a 5 inch dick
height doesn't matter retard
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>>38339047
neither does cock size
dummy
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Something like 80% of khv robots are over 6' tall. Makes you think. Of all the retarded things on /r9k/, lanklet virgins are not a meme.
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why does everything feel so artificial ?
Is this just me or reality? Everything feels like a fake or some kind of recreation of a past event.
I remember when everything used to feel so real and vivid.
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>>38338848
I know the feel, it's like I'm always looking through a lens
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It's called hyperreality, look it up. A faithful reproduction with no original.
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>>38338848
first as tragedy, second as farce my man
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So is gender a social construct, anon?
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>>38338816
>So is gender a social construct, anon?
p much yeah
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>>38338816
>So is gender a social construct, anon?
No
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>>38338837
Yes, because if it is i never have to admit that im gay
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How would robots fare in a police state?
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>>38338784
perfectly, he would be told what to do, be given opportunities to meet others, and probably get a gf because the government would assign beauty to hard work
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I would have been executed long before the police state was established.
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wait a few more months and we'll see.
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tfw no souls bf (femboy)
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>>38338761
>tfw not fem enough to be the souls bf(femboy)
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Hey guys do any of you like papa johnos?
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>>38338860
Even a little fem is enough senpie post discord before the thread 404s
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I need cummies
I need to spurt spurt onto my newspaper
Pls will some mommy give me permission to make my nasty little mess soon?
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I want to let out my sticky mess, I need to make my naughty man spurts that let you control me,
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>>38338718
do womans direct those videos?
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>>38339087
No, cucks and masochistic men do
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>tfw no jug maker bf
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>tfw no Jughead bf
I'm surprised this comment isn't original
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>>38338685
why you make this threads everyday?
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>>38338685
Thanks, Doc.
I just finished some big jugs.
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I was watching some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle and they killed the old time stop masters within the group via coup, so after the new leaders came into power, they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why girls are super slutty at a younger age.
I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOPUUU FREEZE !!
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this post is the verbal equivalent of the time in college i took more adderall than i was supposed to and smoked an entire eighth in about an hour to "calm myself down"
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ORAIRAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
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>>38338669
Did you just try coke for the first time?
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Why can't I just be normal?
I'm not autistic enough to tolerate truly autistic people.
The people I would like to hang around with don't like me.
I can pretend to be a normie but it takes so much energy and happiness to just shut up and be normal I die inside, not to mention they're the most boring people in the world.
What the fuck is wrong with me? A literal 9/10 has been asking to go out with me for the last year but because I'm afraid she'll figure out I'm not a normie and leave me or I'll find her so boring I won't be able to tolerate it and need to break up with her and will just turn into a mess.
Why is there so much wrong with me... pic related. Even if I am able to get some one to have a conversation with me it doesn't last long and they think i'm weird... I'm also too old to talk to most people on the internet now it feels like, 24 years old.
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>>38338640
give us some greentext related stories senpai, kinder the threads fire
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>>38338774
of me being originally autistic and ruining shit? I have a lot... would have to be more specific... like a story of ruining it with a girl or me being weird to girls that I don't like or girls being weird to me or me ruining shit with friends or friends/groups of people being weird
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>>38338842
Tell us about this girl
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-cross eyed "sex"- so I was eating out and fingering this girl in the back of my truck while she was handcuffed... And I noticed that she was starting to become cross eyed while I did it... What does this mean? She also said that her finger tips were becoming numb heh.. I also slapped her face and demanded that she'd cum heh... But anyways what does cross eyed mean?
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>>38338600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ccasWSNY9b
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God joc op poud ofu
>>>/b/738719012
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>>38338967
Lol I cant understand what its saying
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Is there any way for me to exit the NEET life? I borderline feel like CWC at times and I want to live a normal life
>19 Fembot
>Have really bad anxiety, minor aspergers (As my doctor puts it), seizures, depression, and a huge list of other stuff
>Because of all of this Im incapable of working
>Really wants a job to feel like less of a piece of shit, rather than obtaining NEET bucks from the government.
Any suggestions on any last ditch effort before I end my life?
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>>38338572
a low-maintenance job would do it. something like a cashier, but definitely not anything requiring dexterity, like food-stuff
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>>38338572
pIs be my g eff
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>>38338572
>Is there any way for me to exit the NEET life?
Not from an online application...
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Ok robots I made a move. A girl is coming over to mine and I'm gonna cook dinner for her. Wish me luck. How do I not fuck this up?
Pic related she looks like her
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>>38338571
slap her in the face with your dick as soon as she walks in
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>>38338571
Also I should note I have not initiated
>physical contact
>confession that i like her
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>>38338571
make it something fun and easy to make, but not low-effort like mac and cheese
she's coming to your house for a fucking dinner date, it'd be pretty hard to fuck that up honestly
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>I'm so glad I got to know you, anon! You're the coolest person I've ever met!
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>>38338537
fuck you and your shitty thread.
i hope you die.
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>you're like...my best friend Anon
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>>38338537
>You're the coolest person I've ever met!
we both know that's a lie.