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Be my gf op chan

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>>38339606
Go away with your stupid relationships

>>38339658
But why you want to go completely insane from loneliness I'm already half way there

She doesn't love you and can't let go.

Most women can only orgasm through clitoral stimulation. You can integrate that into sex by letting her stimulate her clitoris while you fuck her, doing it yourself, or using a vibrator. Just because you came doesn't mean she did.

>>38339536

Females do orgasm. They don't cum the same time you do you fucking idiot.
You have to make them come.

Your gf is going to cheat on you with a real man who can make her come and takes care of her needs.
(Assuming she hasn't already.)

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I don't want to live anymore I've been a NEET for 4 years living in my parent's house and i realized i can't get a job that isn't manual labor since im a brainlet who cant do basic math, the only thing that makes me happy is playing vidya but eventually im going to have to stop

i want to kill myself but im scared of fucking up/actually dying every time i get a chance to do it i get filled with fear and i pussy out

when will this stop senpai?

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>>38339512
A good old jack and coke Barkeep

Friends want me to move in I made a cheeky offer of $50 to rent a room didn't expect them to take it but its they said yes. This is going to saving me nearly $300 a month and we are going to have some skits adventures for our last semester. Plus a cute grill wants me to go clubbing with her on the weekend.

How was your day Barkeep?

How many of you are living only to pass the time right now? All I want is to see a doctor, but the paperwork takes so damn long. Here I am bumming around at 4 in the morning because I've really got nothing else to do. Not that I'm upset, just bored.

>>38339507
are you female (male) or female (male)

Originalmente: yes.

>>38339521
would you care to explain how so

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Why is it that the most cancerous company on the planet also has the worst fans?

>>38339443

because money and connections. i mean, is there really a question? the us is a two-tier law system; if you're rich enough the rules don't apply to you.

>>38339443
It's called Affluenza you faggot, besides give me one good reason why the rich shouldn't be able to buy better treatment, the justice system should be a free market.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affluenza

>inb4 angry libcucks and poorfags

IME uni is mostly pointless busy work. The professors teach almost nothing. They just blah blah blah then give you piles and piles of homework and you have to teach yourself.

it's pretty much a joke.

>>38339417
college is free in my country, you only pay if you fail exam and have to repeat course
get fucked stupid nigger

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>>38339417
College pays for itself over time and I get it payed by the government. I just go to class and come back home and play vidya. Have fun working labor. Having that big of an ego is dangerous anon.

You will be in for a disappointing surprise.

>>38339454

Cue
>"Didn't that hurt honey? I thought the first time was supposed to hurt? "
>"Huh, it's so weird I heard girls were supposed to bleed the first time but you didn't bleed at all ha...hehe.."

>>38339491
>>38339454
We already did the deed a week ago and she was a virgin though. There was a hymen.

I did for 6 hours yesterday and when I finally came buckets I was just horny again in 1 hour. This is bullshit.

>>38339414
pink pepe penor tip

>>38339414
I actually am right now. Cheers OP

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>>38339315
Same anon. After some time I started hating nice people like that though.

>>38339315
>and I hate the guilt that comes from having people be nice to me
don't you understand they are trying to raise their social status by helping the beta?
no need to hate yourself, you should have stopped their attempts to begin with, unless you are a useful idiot

>>38339315
I've never found any other nice people...

>>38339693
why do you hate nice people like me anon?

>>38339166

That's an awful idea. First rule. No personal information

>>38339178
What are you talking anon? Friends thread have been a thing on r9k for a while. I just wanna help lonely robots meet new people

hiya! i'm 20 years old, live with my parents, work in an office and don't have any friends online or in real life. i like playing video games and going on bike rides with my dogs, but most of all like to draw. i'll talk to anyone as long as they're gentle and kind and not too intense.
i hope we can be friends!

I'm reporting you and this thread.

you know there are minorities on pol right?

>>38339112

Reported you as well.

Thats fucked up. You can seriously fuck up someone's life by making false or misleading "racist" allegations to normies.

>>38339112
Sure, might be funny.

>>38339070
Congratulations, now you can finally compete, white boi.

>>38339070
how did you do it? please i need to know

>>38339139
no porn for a month
it was really hard

>>38339009
what makes hapas mentally ill, John?

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Jews aren't white, silly.

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>>38339033
This chick is christian

>>38338983
Did you have a question?

>>38339052
no, I don't really have a question. Posting anon about my problems because I'm a retard.

>>38339088
Who typically initiates your relationships, and how?

>>38338960
drink a few and be funny by picking something totally not appropriate for you. otherwise just join in on something.

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>>38338960
get drunk or really high.

either drink or do some coke/adderal

or hell even a low dose of opaites or a benzo will kill anxiety

You're expected to get drunk for karaoke
I can't imagine anyone doing it sober unless they're really confident in their singing