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>>38340073
>tell people to "follow their dreams" their entire lives
>they actually follow their dreams and try to pursue a career in something they enjoy
>STEMfags make fun of them because it isn't profitable enough

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>>38340347
I sorta wish I had paid more attention to the creative aspect of life. My life just feels incredibly bland, probably because as a failed STEMfag, I have absolutely nothing to contribute to the world and no way to express my feelings

>>38340347
>follow dreams
>they don't get you shit in life
>complain about being opressed and the rampant sexism homophobia islamophobia and transphobia
>mommy and daddy still pay for you to live well
>brag about being a hardworking honest person

>>38340072
What?
In America if you call someone an arsehole with American English it's always a joke or something kids say.
Call someone or yourself an asshole just means you're describing that person as scummy, crass or self absorbed and offensive.
Artie Lang didn't use it in an usual way in that quote

>>38340125
I'll give you another example from Opie and Anthony. Can't remember who said it but went something like:

"If you're at that Bon Jovi concert, calling yourself a huge Bon Jovi fan, only singing those one or two songs, you're an asshole"

>>38340166
Actually let me give a better example.

"I walked into this building to pay my bill, everyone was at lunch. So i had to wait around like an asshole."

>>38340040
How? You fingered your asshole?

>>38340117

I used a dildo

>>38340128
Oh, cool, congrats. How long did it take?

>>38340016
Yes. Yes you absolutely should.
You CANNOT afford to pass up an opportunity like that. just imagine what it'll feel like to fill her cute uniform with your love juice. mmmm.

If you have any chance with her at all don't.

Do it if you want, just have a solid reason if she asks as to why or risk being caught

>>38339998
why are you here and not at a party/club/concert? seems like a waste of a roll since doing molly regularly is pretty bad for your brain

>>38341115
Why do you need to party for that? It's not the same for everyone

>>38341115
>>38341360
I prefer taking molly with someone I love then just staying at home, cuddle, fuck and listen to music.

Me being on R9K will tell you that I need to resort to my second fav. method: stay at home alone, dance to weebtrash music, masturbate.

>>38339883
originally take estrogen hormones...?

Grow a dick. Lulz

>>38339883
>d-do any femboys have advice on how to become more fem...?

yeah do more cute stuff

>>38339851
You know what you need to do. Just do it.

>>38339892
im close anon. very close.

>>38339898
I meant cut contact, you dolt. Not suicide.

>>38339781
how fat were you

origionelli

>make incredibly stupid life choice
>suffer the consequences
>wtf how is this fair!?

>>38339800
I was 300 and 6"2

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tfw not a snaplet

feelsgoodman

wait there are people who can't snap? why?

>>38339828
Didn't see the OP? They lost the genetic lottery of course. Girls aren't attracted to men who can't snap.

Robots only vape.

Normal ppl smoke regular cigarettes.

Smoking is disgusting and horrible for you, experienced adult men reach for snus instead.

>>38339762
quit smoking anon its not worth it. You'll age like milk in the future and die a slow miserable death
>t; nursing home worker

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U srs m7+1

>>38339754
Live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, buy a tiny piece of land and live in a few shipping containers/cheaply made sheds. If you don't have high standards for living, then you can live for next to nothing.

Alternatively, and this is only for a select few, you can find somewhere remote in the bush, bring building equipments and get a free place to live, where you virtually guaranteed to be undistributed, and the chances of even seeing someone else are next to none.

And if you get kicked off the land, go somewhere else.

>>38339754
you dont need any more time alone mate

flying ointment

>>38339752
I hear Heroin is good

>>38340293
My tolerance for opioids are still pretty low, so I'll pass for now, but maybe soon.

>>38339681
fuck off norman

q331312

Part 2.
> me and Kate start hanging out and start to learn more about each other
>turns out she loves Star Wars which is great because I do too
> we eventually start watching all the movies together and bond over them
>over time she gets more flirty but I'm retarded when it comes to girls so I never make a move
>fast forward a few months and the force awakens is announced
>we're so excited we pre order tickets immediately
eventually decemeber 18th comes and we get to the theatres about 2 hours before the movie starts just to make sure we have seats
>Even at this point I didn't think of us as a couple. Hell I wasn't even sure if she was into me because of how retarded I am when it comes to this stuff.
>So about 15 minutes before the movie starts she gets up to use the bathroom
>She leaves her purse and her jacket on her seat probably so nobody will take it
>people were flooding into the theatre which made it much harder for her to actually exit and find the bathroom
>I was getting worried she wasn't going to make it back in time
>then I heard a buzzing noise coming from her purse
>crap she didn't turn her phone off this could get us kicked out
>so I quickly grab it and shut off the ringer but as I was doing that I noticed she had a text message from her mother
> it read "Hows your date going?"
>I was so happy after reading that because that meant this was actually a date and she really likes me
>I put her phone back into her purse and she came back around 3 minutes later
>about halfway through the movie she suddenly remembers she never turned her ringer off and begins rummaging through her purse
>as she turns it on her face goes red
>She just said "oh my god I'm so sorry" then runs out of the theatre
>I was still sitting there shocked and not sure what to make of it
>turns out she got another text from her mother
>her father had been in a car crash on the highway and was in critical condition
>haven't heard from her since.
>until 2 days ago

>>38339908
Moar post moar now

>>38339654
Maybe you should do something other than play cs all day?

>>38339654
Your aspirations are too high. Set low expectations, and you'll never be disappointed!

>>38339654
Because you're on r9k at 3:11 AM.

>>38339593
What are you, a gay fish?

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>>38339593
These are much better sticks desu

>>38339593
better with mayonnaise desu