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Is it creepy to save cute pictures of other people's pets so I can show them to girls and pretend they're my own in order to trick them into lowering their guard around me?
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>>39519000
A little bit. You probably seem creepy anyways if you do this though.
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yeah, that pretty creepy.
probably should stop doing that or just adopt a shelter pet of your own so you aren't a super duper fib meister
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>>39519013
I'm pretty good at tricking people into thinking I'm more normal and social than I actually am. It's just a matter of naturally seguing the conversation into pets and then taking the opportunity to show them "mine"
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Holy Shit! The Elliot Rodger Moroccan harem stories verfied by leaked emails! 2017-09-04 07:28:30 Post No.39518926
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Holy Shit! The Elliot Rodger Moroccan harem stories verfied by leaked emails!
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2017-09-04 07:28:30
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Looks like the Moroccan harem was true
https://youtu.be/4FLUzf9H10c?t=1121
https://archive.is/BJsjy
Just listen to Elliot's emails.
It was all true, he actually was a slave in a Moroccan harem, where he was denied sex and became more incel than ever
ince she didn't consider Eurasian boys to be men, on her return trips to Morroco, she would have Elliot sleep in the women's concubine quarter in the harem. It sounds hot being with a bunch of naked harem slaves. But he wasn't considered a man, he was treated as a cunt-slave himself. Harem slaves are notoriously catty, and they had never seen a Eurasian femboy before. They loved lording it over him, and tormenting him like he was just another girl. He was basically forced to serve as a Eunuch in a Moroccan harem.
harems are supposed to be the happiest place on earth. Elliot couldn't even get laid in a Moroccan harem. Even concubine slaves just considered him a fellow harem sister and abused his tiny manhood. or boyhood I should say.
harem slaves are so used to being abused by their Masters. Elliot thought they would welcome a Nice Guy Gentleman who treated them with respect. Instead they considered such feminine weakness, a sign he was just another womanly harem slave himself and abused him as such. They tortured him for their misogynistic master instead of rewarding him for being a White Knight rescuer. They gave him the same hazing they do to the new freshman slaves.'
His Eurasian penis was so tiny, that it was no obstacle to the harem slaves adopting him as a fellow sister. They forced him to learn the harem chain of command.
His selfish stepmom would spend months partying in her homeland, while she would live Elliot to be tortured as a bitch femboy by harem slaves. She knew what was going on, but she thought it would teach him a lesson and beat the gangsta swag out of him.
He experienced the total destruction of his masculinity and it destroyed him for life.
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>>39518926
hey nice larping
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>>39518995
> didn't even try the links provided
why are you here you useless fucking normie?
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>>39519030
Just watch this
https://youtu.be/4FLUzf9H10c?t=1121
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at what age you realized the liberation of women was a mistake?
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>women only date 6'+ aryan dudes
>wah fucking chad, all women are whores
>women date an uglier dude of some mongrel race
>fucking women are whores, what a mistake!
Who should women be with?
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>>39518954
Me and me only.
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>>39518954
Women should be at home and using modest clothing
No youtube, no twitter no electronic garbage. The mere fact women have freedom to go to clubs and drinking is disgusting
DAILY REMINDER to check yourself for Testicular Torsion.
It can cause among other thing
Low Test levels
Low Sperm output
Less Virile Erections
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>>39518912
how can you tell?
It always feels like vains
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>>39518912
The image is the wrong way around. the left testicle should hang lower.
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>>39518912
>check yourself for Testicular Torsion
Testicle Torsion is incredibly painful. Your testicle also swells. Trust me you'd know if you had it
What is the thing that you want most in your life?
Something that transcends tfw no gf, money, friends.
What is your greatest desire?
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>>39518888
>tfw no gf, money, friends
leaving those three things behind
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Mystery. Something beyond the void of this pointless dreary existence - oblivion.
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>>39518888
Wisdom. I have no clue how I stop being miserable.
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Hello
I am a lonely guy.
Where do I find a sweet GF who likes to hear about my stupid interests?
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Most girls dont care about interests.
They only care about looks
Even if you might find a gf what would you do with her.
She will leave you after sometime anyways.
Care about the important stuff in LIFE. Yourself.
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>>39518941
I'm no more important than anyone else though.
I know she won't care. But I would like to tell someone about stuff I think is cool and have her be excited about it.
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Any girls from UK wanna date I'm lonely :(
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Why is smoking dry weed still a thing when we have this alternative?
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Not gonna lie, those names sound like Snap, Crackle and Pop's older brothers.
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>>39518848
because smoking weed is burning a bush
because smoking all that whack crap is akin to blazing crack
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>>39518848
long term oil use wrecks your tolerence and in my opinion makes you retarded loads faster than flower.
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>Everyone talking in discord
>Finally say something
>Everyone stops writing immediately
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>>39518770
>discord
there is your problem buddy
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that cancerbook tier meemay sure is ebic, take my upboat dear gentlesir
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>be me
>watch chat silently
>see anon finally say something
>everyone is silent
>empathize his pain from afar
Glad it wasn't me though kek
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>it's an get yelled at and told to seek psychiatric help for your political beliefs by dad episode
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>>39518758
Oh look, a Liberal. Say 'hi liberal', kids.
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>>39518758
>dad ran out of arguments again
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>>39518799
I voted for Trump dude.
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What's been on your mind r9k?can't stop thinking about my past failures and how I'm going to keep fucking everything up
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>>39518702
Thinking about lunch right about now. Anyone got any suggestions?
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Money, man. Money.
Me and the gf are moving to Europe from North America in Janurary for university (I'm doing PhD, she's doing Masters) and even though we have our documentation, visas, financial guarantees and all that, I'm still constantly thinking about it. Anxiety isn't fun.
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I'm in fucking hell rn because it's labor day, a Monday, and I have to work.
I'm a dishwasher, which means my day is utterly FUCKED because of the massive blitz of food and shit heading my way.
I only got an hour until my gauntlet begins and I don't even know if one of my coworkers is coming in today.
In other news, my nurse coworker's bra is showing, and it's a big one. My dick is also thirsty.
That being said, my sexual desires are superceded by the sheer internal rage and fear I have for today.
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Alright guys I read on here this past weekend, the Final Black Pill can only come to you by making a catfish Chad Tinder account and watching how easy it is.
I am now ready to swallow the pill but I would like some help.
Can someone post me a Chad that won't be found easily under google reverse image? I need one that is a Chad but not easily picked out as a fake.
And maybe help with a profile?
I will post any and all significant results.
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>>39518664
Just take any random chad pic and crop a bit of it out.
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>>39518969
Thanks, I might just rotate them, that would be easier i guess
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>>39518664
I made one years ago. It hasn't changed my opinion on girls at all.
I don't know what you mean by it being the "final black pill"
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How would you react if somebody gave you a birthday present like this?
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>>39518645
Someone caring about my birthday? Holy shit.
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>>39518645
I hate getting birthday presents so I'd be angry and aroused
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>>39518645
I would be really happy, that bed seems comfy as fuck compared to the one i currently have on top of being twice the size
i dont get iti don't get it
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>>39518624
It's a normalfag trying to be funny, you may as well be trying to translate Chinese puns.
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As you get older, the hags of your past start to come back in weird ways
Some want you back, some want babies, others just want to stick their lives in your face
3rd option is best so you can laugh at whoever is stuck with them now
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shitty women not understanding the plight of the man. take the gay pill anons, men are a lot more fun to fuck
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So why do we hate reddit again?
>4chan left, reddit right
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>>39518579
Well, I hate them because they are massive faggots.
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It really shows how bad reddit is that I'd rather come to a place like r9k.
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can you imagine talking like this
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I think I might be autistic 2017-09-04 07:10:51 Post No.39518549
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I think I might be autistic
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I know you guys laugh at self-diagnosed normalfags, but I'd I think I might be autistic and here's why
>tomorrow is the introduction day at college
>be nervous
>take a 45 minute shower
>say out loud: "monkaS" once every 3 seconds for the entirety of the duration
>couldn't stop it until I got out of the shower
>don't know how to feel about what just happened
This is not that unusual for someone who's nervous I believe? But things like this happen a little too often.
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>>39518549
Dont know man, I've never been able to selfdiagnose myself correctly.
Its easy to see what you want to see, but hard to know what you dont know
- me
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I was pretty autistic but frying my brain with hallucinogens fixed much of the autism
Now I'm just borderline schizophrenic
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>>39518549
>tfw it's my first day tomorrow as well
I also took a 1 hour shower and have been having panic attacks all day. Not sure if it's the 'tism though. I'd say it's just social anxiety. Anyways good luck robro.