Nanomachines, son. Oregon
Respond to me or I'll hurt myself.
>>38340700
Your dubs are making me want to touch myself.
>>38340571
FUCK
EVERY
EGG
>That one piece of media that hits you deep inside your heart
What's its name, /r9k/?
Welcome to the NHK and Catcher in the Rye
I think it was Watamote like 3 years ago, before it was this Welcome to the NHK.
I'm pretty sure there have been others more recently but I guess they weren't memorable enough for me to remember them.
>>38340559
It's Such A Beautiful Day.
Bill picked up hid new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.
Let's get the positivity moving. Anons, tell us something recent that seemed insignificant but really improved your day
I hugged my mum. I really love my mum. I wish my dad was where too.
>>38340523
Fucking love that animu
>>38341382
What is it?
originally muted for 8 seconds
>he fell for the monogamy meme
>>38340502
>Implying
Monogamy is for cucks.
>>38340502
> tfw unironically in a poly relationship
> living together
And yet nothing changed in life.
>>38340502
I've always felt it's like sharing a gameboy between your family. You just end up wanting it and you're constantly worried what other people will do to it. It always led me to be scared and full of lust. Monogamous relationships are just better for me. Your experience will differ.
can we get an autism shoe thread going?
late 90s early 00s design was heck
new balance is for losers
instapump fury
>be me
>door gets knocked on
>only people who ever knock on that thing are the underaged girls looking to score booze
>I was asleep and didn't feel like getting out of bed
>thusly, I didn't
This was only notable because I was completely indifferent. Hard to describe, you'd think I'd feel a little bad for ruining their party or whatever. But nah, there's nothing there.
Imagine squashing that moth.
>>38340473
>feeling bad about people who view you as nothing more than an asset
You did the right thing
>>38340567
you can't make me imagine it because my heart is pure
So I follow a few girls on Instagram and snapchat who are really pretty and are constantly/partying traveling. I believe one lives in Hawaii, but is constantly in Vegas, LA, Miami, amongst other places. From what I can tell, her job is being a part-time nanny.
Now I know that's just one girl, but I see A LOT of girls like her. My one friend leads a similar lifestyle, but doesn't travel that often.
So my question is, how are these girls affording this? Anyone lead a similar lifestyle or know someone like this who can share some insight? I mean I make a decent living, but even I can't take that much time off and spend that much on drinks/hotel/travel. What's the secret and how can I do it too?
They have a sugar daddy. Or sugar daddies.
>>38340286
>how are these girls affording this?
Well on Instagram you get paid to advertise shit, so that might be one source of income. Another might be some sugar daddy and/or hungry betas.
>>38340286
literally paid to promote shit in their photos. Look at that example you posted, Perrier paid for that.
Often the sluts will tag or comment about whatever product. Sometimes they'll jsut make sure the lgoo is strategically facing the camera.
THese sponsorships may also be by the hotels themselves.
Chang is here to beat your ass if he finds out you got yellow fiber, robots
>>38340262
Yellow fiber, dafuq?
>>38340262
I have bananas, they have 3.1g of fiber that I would assume is yellow.
>>38340262
Aw fuck! I-it's not what it looks like, Chang!
>graduated 2 months ago
>have done absolutely nothing since
It feels like it was just yesterday
I fucked up my education and spent 6 years a NEET.
Feel better about yourself.
>>38340289
>spent
so I assume you're not anymore? I'm curious how you got out of it after that long
>graduate high school
>start drifting apart from what friends I had after literally weeks
This amputee is living an easier life than you are, /r9k/.
>>38340195
Looks like she had a pretty bad accident or something. I'm happy that she is enjoying life after that
>>38340195
she still would even if she lost all her limbs. there are plenty of guys into this shit and she has an attractive face
>>38340212
She's still a whore though
Can your depression get depression?
>>38340190
Idk, can your anxiety get anxiety?
>>38340190
have you considered that you're a dummy
>>38340190
yeah its like cancer getting cancer (this actually happens).
i'm not kidding, but you have to double down on your depression first. i mean give up. go UNDER. you can kill the demon.
Why aren't you getting /fit/ RIGHT NOW, /r9k/?
>>38340152
In a few hours I'll get to it
>>38340152
I'll start it tomorrow.
>>38340152
Rest day. Wish me luck boys, I have 10-15kg to lose
Gentlemen, I have the solution: we just need to shrink all women to 2/3rds their current size. This will instantly make you half again larger than you were before. That 4-incher she would have laughed about with her friends becomes half a foot of orgasm-inducing man salami. Are you a 5' turbo-manlet? Now you're a 7'6" giga-Chad. Sure you still won't be the tallest or have the biggest dick, but no woman will want to be without a man now for fear of large dogs or aggressive birds.
All we need to do is develop the shrink-ray and find an island in which to build the volcano fortress that will house it. I'm not going to lie: it won't be easy. Many of you will die to the secret agent Chads that show up and try to foil our schemes, or in the inevitable science experiment mishaps, but your sacrifice will be worth it to level the playing field for all our beta brethren.
>>38340115
This would also serve to reassert men's dominance over females.
>>38340115
>develop a shrink ray
You do realize once that's done, those with giantess fetishes will do the exact opposite and shrink themselves, right.
>>38340191
Nah, it will work on XX chromosome individuals, otherwise how else could you target the entire world?
It will become anatomically impossible for big-dicked Chads to fuck biological women, thus forcing them to date traps as they won't have been affected by the shrink ray. FtM's are the only real victims here, who will become ultra-manlets and have to go start their own midget colony somewhere.
It's over /r9k/
I think I became a lolicon. What do I do now?
No going back anon.
You may call yourself a lolicon but you know what you really are.
Sorry. Isolation has put you past the point of no return to normiedom ever.
>>38340105
embrace the fact that you are a pedo
>>38340105
I hope you don't live in US, Canada, UK, or Australia
Why am I so attracted to big busty older women, /ss/, thick curvaceous milfs, watching big busty milfs get pounded like an animal?
What's wrong with me?
what is /ss/
original
STILL NOT ORIGINAL
>>38340119
straight shota.
mfw I just originally as fuck want a gentle mommy dom gf who will love me
I know what you mean, I'm meeting this chubby milf later in my apartment.