[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2789. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: Steven_Armstrong.jpg (48KB, 865x760px) Image search: [Google]
Steven_Armstrong.jpg
48KB, 865x760px
Nanomachines, son. Oregon
6 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Respond to me or I'll hurt myself.
>>
>>38340700
Your dubs are making me want to touch myself.
>>
>>38340571
FUCK
EVERY
EGG

File: lyssna_p_vr_grnsaksrock_631.png (69KB, 322x340px) Image search: [Google]
lyssna_p_vr_grnsaksrock_631.png
69KB, 322x340px
>That one piece of media that hits you deep inside your heart
What's its name, /r9k/?
29 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
File: ctVf-9DY.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
ctVf-9DY.jpg
32KB, 400x400px
Welcome to the NHK and Catcher in the Rye
>>
I think it was Watamote like 3 years ago, before it was this Welcome to the NHK.

I'm pretty sure there have been others more recently but I guess they weren't memorable enough for me to remember them.
>>
>>38340559
It's Such A Beautiful Day.

Bill picked up hid new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.

File: xd.jpg (6KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]
xd.jpg
6KB, 300x168px
Let's get the positivity moving. Anons, tell us something recent that seemed insignificant but really improved your day
12 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
I hugged my mum. I really love my mum. I wish my dad was where too.
>>
>>38340523
Fucking love that animu
>>
>>38341382
What is it?
originally muted for 8 seconds

File: 1345835811987.jpg (44KB, 451x392px) Image search: [Google]
1345835811987.jpg
44KB, 451x392px
>he fell for the monogamy meme
10 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>38340502
>Implying
Monogamy is for cucks.
>>
>>38340502
> tfw unironically in a poly relationship
> living together
And yet nothing changed in life.
>>
>>38340502
I've always felt it's like sharing a gameboy between your family. You just end up wanting it and you're constantly worried what other people will do to it. It always led me to be scared and full of lust. Monogamous relationships are just better for me. Your experience will differ.

File: adb7rnyfgc8q0xg3ided.jpg (25KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google]
adb7rnyfgc8q0xg3ided.jpg
25KB, 620x400px
can we get an autism shoe thread going?
26 posts and 20 images submitted.
>>
File: omgtnylpi4lukt823fdb.jpg (37KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google]
omgtnylpi4lukt823fdb.jpg
37KB, 620x400px
late 90s early 00s design was heck
>>
File: New-Balance-247-Sport-.jpg (306KB, 940x502px) Image search: [Google]
New-Balance-247-Sport-.jpg
306KB, 940x502px
new balance is for losers
>>
File: 1-140226162U5.jpg (131KB, 650x433px) Image search: [Google]
1-140226162U5.jpg
131KB, 650x433px
instapump fury

File: moth.jpg (20KB, 564x423px) Image search: [Google]
moth.jpg
20KB, 564x423px
>be me
>door gets knocked on
>only people who ever knock on that thing are the underaged girls looking to score booze
>I was asleep and didn't feel like getting out of bed
>thusly, I didn't


This was only notable because I was completely indifferent. Hard to describe, you'd think I'd feel a little bad for ruining their party or whatever. But nah, there's nothing there.
15 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
File: 1498080474877s.jpg (9KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
1498080474877s.jpg
9KB, 250x250px
Imagine squashing that moth.
>>
>>38340473
>feeling bad about people who view you as nothing more than an asset

You did the right thing
>>
File: pepsi.png (428KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
pepsi.png
428KB, 640x480px
>>38340567
you can't make me imagine it because my heart is pure

File: 1494323748986.jpg (70KB, 460x468px) Image search: [Google]
1494323748986.jpg
70KB, 460x468px
So I follow a few girls on Instagram and snapchat who are really pretty and are constantly/partying traveling. I believe one lives in Hawaii, but is constantly in Vegas, LA, Miami, amongst other places. From what I can tell, her job is being a part-time nanny.

Now I know that's just one girl, but I see A LOT of girls like her. My one friend leads a similar lifestyle, but doesn't travel that often.

So my question is, how are these girls affording this? Anyone lead a similar lifestyle or know someone like this who can share some insight? I mean I make a decent living, but even I can't take that much time off and spend that much on drinks/hotel/travel. What's the secret and how can I do it too?
13 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
They have a sugar daddy. Or sugar daddies.
>>
>>38340286
>how are these girls affording this?
Well on Instagram you get paid to advertise shit, so that might be one source of income. Another might be some sugar daddy and/or hungry betas.
>>
>>38340286
literally paid to promote shit in their photos. Look at that example you posted, Perrier paid for that.

Often the sluts will tag or comment about whatever product. Sometimes they'll jsut make sure the lgoo is strategically facing the camera.

THese sponsorships may also be by the hotels themselves.

File: 1499912329539.png (163KB, 352x528px) Image search: [Google]
1499912329539.png
163KB, 352x528px
Chang is here to beat your ass if he finds out you got yellow fiber, robots
6 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>38340262
Yellow fiber, dafuq?
>>
>>38340262
I have bananas, they have 3.1g of fiber that I would assume is yellow.
>>
>>38340262
Aw fuck! I-it's not what it looks like, Chang!

>graduated 2 months ago
>have done absolutely nothing since
It feels like it was just yesterday
16 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: 532.jpg (114KB, 498x498px) Image search: [Google]
532.jpg
114KB, 498x498px
I fucked up my education and spent 6 years a NEET.

Feel better about yourself.
>>
>>38340289
>spent
so I assume you're not anymore? I'm curious how you got out of it after that long
>>
>graduate high school
>start drifting apart from what friends I had after literally weeks

File: C-8T3mXXYAEQQdA.jpg (81KB, 749x1062px) Image search: [Google]
C-8T3mXXYAEQQdA.jpg
81KB, 749x1062px
This amputee is living an easier life than you are, /r9k/.
6 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>38340195

Looks like she had a pretty bad accident or something. I'm happy that she is enjoying life after that
>>
>>38340195
she still would even if she lost all her limbs. there are plenty of guys into this shit and she has an attractive face
>>
File: DEa20LRXYAI1xW_.jpg (65KB, 632x544px) Image search: [Google]
DEa20LRXYAI1xW_.jpg
65KB, 632x544px
>>38340212
She's still a whore though

File: 245.png (330KB, 471x467px) Image search: [Google]
245.png
330KB, 471x467px
Can your depression get depression?
8 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>38340190
Idk, can your anxiety get anxiety?
>>
>>38340190
have you considered that you're a dummy
>>
File: wtf.jpg (54KB, 600x837px) Image search: [Google]
wtf.jpg
54KB, 600x837px
>>38340190

yeah its like cancer getting cancer (this actually happens).

i'm not kidding, but you have to double down on your depression first. i mean give up. go UNDER. you can kill the demon.

File: 1499738503453.jpg (44KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
1499738503453.jpg
44KB, 480x480px
Why aren't you getting /fit/ RIGHT NOW, /r9k/?
21 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>>38340152
In a few hours I'll get to it
>>
>>38340152
I'll start it tomorrow.
>>
File: 1496859739158.jpg (40KB, 550x535px) Image search: [Google]
1496859739158.jpg
40KB, 550x535px
>>38340152
Rest day. Wish me luck boys, I have 10-15kg to lose

File: womanshrink.jpg (23KB, 194x499px) Image search: [Google]
womanshrink.jpg
23KB, 194x499px
Gentlemen, I have the solution: we just need to shrink all women to 2/3rds their current size. This will instantly make you half again larger than you were before. That 4-incher she would have laughed about with her friends becomes half a foot of orgasm-inducing man salami. Are you a 5' turbo-manlet? Now you're a 7'6" giga-Chad. Sure you still won't be the tallest or have the biggest dick, but no woman will want to be without a man now for fear of large dogs or aggressive birds.

All we need to do is develop the shrink-ray and find an island in which to build the volcano fortress that will house it. I'm not going to lie: it won't be easy. Many of you will die to the secret agent Chads that show up and try to foil our schemes, or in the inevitable science experiment mishaps, but your sacrifice will be worth it to level the playing field for all our beta brethren.
13 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38340115
This would also serve to reassert men's dominance over females.
>>
>>38340115
>develop a shrink ray
You do realize once that's done, those with giantess fetishes will do the exact opposite and shrink themselves, right.
>>
>>38340191
Nah, it will work on XX chromosome individuals, otherwise how else could you target the entire world?
It will become anatomically impossible for big-dicked Chads to fuck biological women, thus forcing them to date traps as they won't have been affected by the shrink ray. FtM's are the only real victims here, who will become ultra-manlets and have to go start their own midget colony somewhere.

It's over /r9k/

I think I became a lolicon. What do I do now?
17 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
No going back anon.
You may call yourself a lolicon but you know what you really are.
Sorry. Isolation has put you past the point of no return to normiedom ever.
>>
>>38340105
embrace the fact that you are a pedo
>>
>>38340105
I hope you don't live in US, Canada, UK, or Australia

File: IMG_9169.jpg (101KB, 800x978px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_9169.jpg
101KB, 800x978px
Why am I so attracted to big busty older women, /ss/, thick curvaceous milfs, watching big busty milfs get pounded like an animal?

What's wrong with me?
14 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
what is /ss/

original

STILL NOT ORIGINAL
>>
File: the feels.png (286KB, 640x359px) Image search: [Google]
the feels.png
286KB, 640x359px
>>38340119
straight shota.

mfw I just originally as fuck want a gentle mommy dom gf who will love me
>>
I know what you mean, I'm meeting this chubby milf later in my apartment.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [2779] [2780] [2781] [2782] [2783] [2784] [2785] [2786] [2787] [2788] [2789] [2790] [2791] [2792] [2793] [2794] [2795] [2796] [2797] [2798] [2799] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.