You know the drill.
>Can I play, Daddy?
https://www.16personalities.com/
http://www.celebritytypes.com/personality-tests.php
>Dont hurt me.
http://similarminds.com/
https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/
>Bring 'em on!
http://www.keys2cognition.com/
http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
>Type descriptions
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/
Whats the difference of Ti in ISTP and ESTP?
>>38317536
ESTP has it as secondary function, ISTP lives with it as primary.
>tfw intp
>tfw to inteligent
There are guys out there that feel the same way about talking to other guys as most of you do talking to women.
you mean faggots?
get your bj fix on grindr.
>>38299528
No i mean everyday straight guys who find it way easy to talk to women. But really difficult to understand guys and how they think/act
I find it hard to talk to everyone.
Hug your sister! Post results below!
Remember sisters are not for bullying!
>>38298393
No my sister is into me so she will probably get the wrong idea.
She fucking leaves her panties in my room and shit.
>>38298591
Is your sister hot tho?
I had a coffee date with my sister and she said my new sunglasses are gay.
I hugged her nonetheless.
>>38298591
>leaves her panties in my room
How is that sexy?
(Reminder that traps are welcome in my threads as long as you do not spew woman-hate. You are allowed to hate women, but you are only allowed to talk about hating men.)
Hello again, compadres. I was watching Ghost World (2001) for probably the tenth time (how sad it is that there are a limited number of times that I can re-watch it before I inevitably get sick of it?) and seeing Steve Buscemi's face every minute reminded me of the guy that I have a crush on (he looks like a shorter and more autistic Steve Buscemi.) This, in turn, caused me to look in the mirror and criticize myself on looking dead-eyed at the ripe old age of 20 and remembering how much more alive I looked at 16 and how I can never get back to that no matter how much spinach and super-gourmet-vomit I eat. Then I typed "old people look dead" into Google's search engine trying to find anything akin to what I was feeling, without luck. Instead, I found this even more depressing article about an old woman whose private thoughts were broadcast on TV and memorialized online after killing herself. Here's a link to the article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726565/Old-age-curse-I-feel-like-half-dried-rug-purpose-rung-Heartbreaking-words-woman-outlived-loved-ones-lost-zest-life-dying-kitchen-floor.html
I wanted to know what the other femanons thought of this. Does reading her words make you feel alone? Do they make you feel less alone? Do they make you want to have children? Even if I'm incapable of truly understanding any of you the way you would like to be understood, it would be nice to listen to someone else's thoughts, and maybe it would be nice for some of you to just talk about what you're thinking or feeling. It's okay if you have trouble finding the words to express yourself, or if you want to talk about something else.
Hey guy (male) here, why do girls insist on rejecting guys who aren't Chad until they get too old to attract Chads?
btw im gonna lurk ITT haha
>>38271303
lol fuck off cows
garbage thread
tfw no blogposting autistic gf
No attention-whoring, just discussion.
Traps welcome.
No whining, anons.
Do guys even have maleanon threads? This is stupid.
Hey I'm gonna lurk itt I'm a guy btw lol
>>38261585
Hey girl femanons. I wanna talk to a girl rn. I like movies and Im sad. Do you wanna talk to me?
Why hasn't r9k embraced radical feminism yet? Don't you know you can't get a girlfriend because of gender
I'd rather be gfless than a feminist
>mfw feminists claim "we fight for men's rights too!"
>mfw feminists are the one who bully and berate and insult me for being single and "undateable"
>mfw feminists are the ones who invariably end up refusing to date anyone who isn't Chad (or the liberal equivalent, Brad)
>mfw feminists whine and complain about "MUH TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES" but refuse to date any man who doesn't live up to exactly the "traditional gender roles" laid in place for men
>trying to orbit a girl that will fuck every chad she can because muh liberation or lezz out
Anyone got any more of these kind of posts? I'll dump my small folder to give you fellow robots an idea of what I mean.
Another originally of course.
Next one. I saw Homecoming originally earlier today and was delighted.
Yes, I named the folder "Doom"
Bit on the nose
Sup /r9k/ whenever I rail a line of b I feel like showing off my wife. :) Here is her ass, enjoy!
>>38343825
I'm feeling pretty generous too just so you know :)
>>38343825
Let's see her asshole
Ori
Seems like no one gives a shit dude
How do these brown nipples make you feel?
I like pink nipples
>>38343781
Sad. Because I'm not sucking on them.
>>38343781
>How do these brown nipples make you feel?
As someone with a lactation fetish, dark nipples and areola usually means she's producing milk.
These just seem darker due to her skin tone, though. So, meh.
My mother has been very annoying this week. I've had to take care of her for five days straight because she's been drinking two bottles of wine in addition to her sleeping pills. By taking care of her, I mean fight and yell at each other until she falls asleep.
Today though, she decided to sober up because my father is coming home. When I came to get my food, she grimaced and started nagging me about how I don't my driving license yet. I snapped, and told her to shut the fuck up. Then we started arguing and I told her that she had no right to criticize me after what she did this week. I shouldn't have done that. She suddenly stopped yelling, had this guilty look on her face, told me it wasn't true and just fled to her room.
No matter how I look at it, I was in the wrong. She was in the right about the fact that I should have my driving license by now, and her previous behavior is completely unrelated. But knowing her shitty personality, apologizing would just make matters worse.
What should I do?
>>38343632
Man, i too have a mom with a difficult personality and it gets annoying sometimes but you should see her as someone who needs you. Try to apologize
>>38343705
I'll try, but she really has a huge ego. She takes apologies as insults.
>>38343746
i doubt she was mad just because you don't have driving license she was just looking for something to annoy your little ass so why apologize?
>"Anon why don't you ask any girls out?"
>"You're just afraid of rejection!"
Fuck you. It's not a fear of rejection, it's called not having what it takes to have a girlfriend. I don't go to a car dealership and hand in a some nickels and dimes and expect them to give me a car. I'm not "afraid of rejection", it's because I know I don't have enough fucking money. Asking over and over again for a car isn't going to get me more money either, same goes for asking a girl out. Please stop with this fucking rejection meme.
i've gone through the same thing in my head, we all have, us guys who don't have a career and cars.
i think people are implying that if you keep trying to ask women out, eventually they will accept despite your situation and give you a window, a time frame and if you don't improve your life while you're with them, they'll just move on.
i dunno, i don't know anything. anytime you ask supposed "extroverts" for help, they can't offer jack shit in way of advice and start projecting.
Why don't you Robot faggots actually improve your lives instead of complaining that girls don't like you?
I want a hot independent woman who has her shit sorted. Why should women settle for guys that have nothing to offer?
It's a two way transaction.
If you want a worthless boring woman to match your worthless boring lives, there are plenty of NEET fembots out there. Just meet more people and they will make themselves known to you. Have fun with a boring clingy girlfriend with no job or hobbies
>You're just afraid of rejection
No, I just don't care about investing time and money into a relationship that won't bring me anything valuable.
>found oneitis' skype
>accidentally hit 'call'
I clicked 'End' as fast as I could. But am I fucked?
>>38343106
It's all over now friend.
There is no way to recover and it's time for the big sleep.
Do you own a gun?
No you autistic, just say it was an accident you fucking moron.
Normal people do shit like this all the time. Grow some balls and ask her out. This robot board is a bottomless pit and you robots need some Courage.
>>38343245
But I'm not even on her Skype. And she barely knows me.
>This robot board is a bottomless pit and you robots need some Courage.
You know as Professor Farnsworth once said...
can we get a /fat/ thread going?
>bought a frozen chicken parm family dinner last night
>it's 8am and i want to cook it already
>would probably end up eating entire package by myself
>drank 3 liters of beer last night
>had instant noodles
>>38343066
op again
>lost job 2 weeks ago
>haven't drank pop since cause mom hasn't bought any
>yesterday go to mcdonalds and drink a coke
>bought a case of pop last night too for mom to pack in her lunch for work
>only bought 1 case so i would feel bad for drinking her work pop
>probably still going to drink some today
i'm 330lbs but i don't chug pop as bad as you guys claim
also i coulda drank last night too my mom stopped at the beer store to buy tobacco stuff but i held back
>>38343045
I cant stop eating.
When i eat at mcdonalds i need 20$ at least.
When i eat at home i eat a whole loaf of bread with sausages and all kinds of cheese.
I can easily eat 2-3 pizzas when i am hungry.
I tell myself that i will stop after eating lots of junk food. I dont even like it that much and it makes me sick. I spend all my NEETbux on food. My life sucks.
Aside from this board is there really any social stigma of being a virgin?
No one has ever shamed me for it; in fact I have had friends try to hook me up.
>>38342991
People shame other people for being a virgin, when they are young or in school.
Adults don't do this.
I don't know. Btw I wouldn't really care, it just really bothers me to be a virgin. I'm sad....
>>38342991
I literally don't give a shit about having sex
What I do care about though is virgin shaming, people virgin shaming me, saying I'm a child because I'ma virgin, that I'm not woke because I'm a virgin etc...
While in the past it was full of respected virgin philosophers, theologists and monks now being a virgin is a stigma for some retarded animalistic reason, we stepped back, not forward in my opinion...
i have hourlong breathing problems after masturbation, what does that mean ?
>>38342874
Your cardio is shit
You gon die soon
You need to stop jerking off and see a doctor