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>>38343325
Less than a 1000 people is not enough for humanity to survive. Not healthily at least.

>>38343325
Unless its like my anime fanfiction I've been reading then no.

>>38343499
it honestly depends on the 1,000. but since it's our paradigm, i'm guessing 500 of the 1,000 will be borderline illiterate in their own language and 80% will probably be unskilled.

save me gold pepe

That's a fine looking Pepe btw, not even mad at you for the b8 thread. Thx for the rare

save me gold pepe

nice pepe btw

>>38343310
save me gold pepe
TFW, not even an ultra rare pepe

I pronounce it Ayy nawn

>>38343196
I've always said Anne un, but it's pronounced as uh non

>>38343196
Retarded

>>38343215
Correct and the widely accepted pronunciation

But for memes sake, lets just pretend I posted a funny and drawn out, over the top pronunciation because we know that's what this thread will be.

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Hmmm I'm not so sure anon! o

>>38343110
I've stalked enough people on Facebook to know the answer to that one.

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>>38343160
see, your filename has it, please explain anon?

>>38343091
I fap to Facebook pics of girls I know, but I imagine them being bound and gagged while I do it
Does that count as imagination, or 3D?

>>38343091
I wore my imagination out after years of constant masturbation with it. Porn filled the void, but I'm slowly returning to imagination, granted I'm fapping less.

>>38343091
I've recently started experimenting with imagination fapping, busted to just thoughts for the first time since I was a kid the other day. I think I'll give noporn a try and see how things go just using my imagination

>>38343039
Actually it's the employers that are stealing by refusing to pay a proper wage

>inb4 a bunch of people make very strong cases about how Americans are greedy, selfish, apathetic pieces of shit and nothing more using very fancy, misleading language

>>38343062
this

how long with americucks defend extreme capitalism? I'm all for capitalism to a point but the way americans defend getting fucked in the ass on a daily basis in beyond me

>>38343029
>no other ages represent so perfectly the hedonist sexual chaos in which we are
Weimar Germany, maybe

Wow how will we ever recover? Get over it fag who cares

Women in the western world are incredibly promiscuous, the people who spam links about people having less sex are trying to make you feel better about the fact that as a man you're expected to man up for a wide pool of sluts in your late twenties/early thirties.

>>38342921
Listen bud, I don't know who you think you are, but this is 4channel. Around here we got a couple of words we say about people that come from Reddit. So you best be turning your silly be-hind around and going back to your little kids websites. This place is for Adults like me, not little kids like you.

>>38342921
They turn private every week.
I have no idea why.

>>38343025
Probably because of raids. People I know irl go there to mock them. Pretty sad really.

It's because men are rotten to their core and inherently pieces of shit. I wssn't always mysandrist but really they're all the same.

>>38342913
Easily. Bitches put out easily nowadays.

>>38342913
>>every day, men trick women they don't love into having sex with them
>How can you do this?
because it's what stronk independent womyn want. sexual revolution and muh feminism. enjoy, slooty bitches!

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>>38342857
>Be me uni retard
>hired a old woman to clean the apartment
>while she is cleaning, I've found a very good hentai and decided to fap

>Hola senor pod....
>Closes the door

That's it.

>>38342857
>playing GTA SA
>go to the strip bar
>whip out my 10yo dick and fap
>mom walks in "what are you doing?"
all blank from there

Haven't been caught since, trauma teaches well.

>>38342857
hahahahahAHHAHAHHAH you just had to post that photo didn't you

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Italian Sausage over Egg Risotto

>>38342834
What time is it there where youre at Rissoto Bro? Why do yu Always make Risotto?

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>>38342852
Because I still haven't mastered the consistency, and it is also one of my favorite dishes.
This dish was inspired by one of my earlier creations.

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>>38342769
Oh I put that on indefinite hold. It's a side quest anyways. I still need to grind my social stats anyways.

Gave up on that years ago

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>>38342769
Postponed until I can get myself in a better place mentally.

>>38342594
By /x/ I meant "/x/ here"

>>38342594
can you curse me so I can die sooner?

>>38342646
How would I track that ?

>>38342432
>>start expressing my opinions
In a rational or autistic fashion?

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>>38342446
I actually try to give rational, well expressed thoughts.

But it turns out going against the most popular opinion isn't the wisest choice if you want to be liked.

>mfw lesson learned

>>38342513
>But it turns out going against the most popular opinion isn't the wisest choice if you want to be liked.
Post a story how it went

What does ERP mean?

>>38343491
Erotic Roleplay

(Original comment, I swear)

>>38342390
>get girls on omegle to like me, show tits etc
>lie about myself in order to promote said tit showing
>record using hypercam2
>rarely ask their age
>after fap feel guilt and delete all the hypercam recordings