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They are thot collars

>>38345371
it means they wanna fuck every guy and have daddy issues
no its a fashion trend you autistic nigger

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>>38345371
They have been wearing these for years. It means they are white trash sluts that would let your asthmatic 400 pound father rail them with a hockey stick. They still wouldn't touch you though.

If you're living the average robot lifestyle, the chances are you won't die when you're old, so every cloud has a silver lining.

>>38345352
W-what do you mean we won't get old?

>>38345328
>knowing this girl will never know who raped her
fucking good feeling

I'm a brainlet, no any other reasons really.

>>38345292
You don't have to be intelligent to learn programming. I'm doing it and I have average intelligence. You just need to work and keep working even if it's difficult.
For fuck's sake, millions of Pajeets are getting into programming and I guarantee a lot of them are dumber than you.

is computer engineering related? I was thinking about trying a uni degree on that

What do you mean question mark

>>38345240
Stop saying redpill, matrix faggot.

Ugly women are bluepill
They are just as shitty as attractive women, and would go from tolerable to cunt if they get better looking or richer
Especially prone to dropping you for Chad in order to get self esteem and claw up the ladder
All women are the same, just their appearance

Smoke pot or no?

Virginia if you can. I've lived here my whole life, VCU or GWU are attainable but if you can do UVA.

Out of the ones you've listed, I'd go with Washington. The climate is great, avoid east coast winter if you can. I go to school in Ontario and it's dreadful. I'd suggest you apply to UBC and UVic though if you want an international experience, both great schools

>>38345215
I don't like drugs at all. It fucked my family up, for sure.

two fiddy

$100 is all I'm willing to pay for pussy.

>>38345179
Ten bucks.

>>38345122
finally got a job, but now all i do is go to work, go home, and do the exact same thing
nothings changed beside i make some spending money that i just let pile up in my account

>>38345122
>Don't you feel like absolute garbage staring at a screen for so long 7 days a week?

It is nice, actually and I miss the shit out of it. All the books, games, animus, porn etc. you can download, and all the time in the world to peruse them as you like.
And it is not like anybody forces you to live a shut-in life as NEET.
Now I am stuck with a schedule for another year, cause I foolishly decided to prove to myself that I can.
Frankly, regular life sucks ass. You get up, wash, rush to work, meet people you wish would get burned alive and do your thing.You get back home, do some necessary stuff and poof day is already gone, clock ticking to get to sleep and repeat the same damn shit tomorrow. Terrible, can't wait to go back to living the dream.

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At my worst I spend all day shitposting sleeping, eating junk, fapping and self loathing.

At my best I read, work out, make music, general self improvement stuff. fuck a job though.

go for a walk in the park

>>38345112
Find suitable clay in your lands, then dig a large hole. Fill hole with water, then pile up some clay to make some islands. Get twigs and construct a mini fishing settlement with docks and twig boats. Find some small lizard or bug, catch it, then burn it on a stake in your new village, harvesting its soul as a sacrifice for its prosperity. Do this ~40 times and dig mini mass graves. Bulldoze your fishing village surrounding the hole and pile with dirt. ~1-2 years later dig up your ruins and skeletons and reflect upon the destroyed world you helped create. Begin process of rebuilding it, rinse and repeat.
>tl;dr my childhood in a nutshell

>>38345112
jack off to normal, non-weird porn, take a shower making sure to wash very well, go outside and go to the local bar, order a rum and coke and sit down alone. If trips take your dick out in the bar

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>>38345110
There's more in life than just having sex, anon

>>38345176
Uh anon, I already obtained everything except sex in life. I have several houses, nice job. 100+ social circle and more. I traveled the world, went to several countries and all around the US. I done more this month than you did in your entire life.

>>38345199
>rich
>still a virgin

I smell bullshit

lmoa cuckboi

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>>38345090
What a shame you let yourself get used for so long.

You ask her out, and anything but yes is a definite and final no. If she says anything but yes, you move on.

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picc relatedd

>>38345034
I draw porn.

My only real interest is music. I like reading as well. My days at the moment consist of alternating between listening to albums, reading whatever book I'm on and watching TV. I am a boring, sad and lonely person.

>>38345034
I have a lot of interests. Music, movies, books, art, fashion, DJing, history, guns etc. Come on, OP. There's got to be something you like

>>38345014
>boyfriend

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're bf is a emo fag, hope he doesn't cut himself

>>38345072
I hope he cut the foreskin.

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me too

orginaaaalzzzeeaeae

What adapter? It's not micro usb/android?

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>>38345253
This is what it looks like. I got drunk and bent it to the point it broke by accident. I can't find a replacement online either

>>38344935
Dude, that roastie is not worth your time. Show her that.

Threads like yours remind me why it's good not to be trapped in relationships and having to deal with all the bullshit that comes along.

impotent cuck

>tfw still having dreams of forgetting penis on penis inspection day

>tfw still having dreams of being thrown into the manlet cave

>>38344900
>Still having dreams about the obligatory butthole stretching