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>take the arrest
>appeal the grounds in court
>get her fired
>get a payout
>buy a 3d hooker with real people feet

>>38350409
Why would you want a gross, disease ridden hooker when there is a cute policegirl right in front of you?

>>38350383
feet please

>>38350358

Nah, you'll just have a shitty time

>>38350358
They can't kill you but they can give you an extremely strong stomachache and diarrhea

>>38350376
>>38350391
Phew thanks guys I was starting to panic but I didn't want to show up to the emergency as the guy that ate a whole bottle of vitamin gummies.

>>38350331
>never Been in a Relationship
that doesn't mean she never had a dick in her mouth before, fucking roastie whore acting like she's special or something

never been in a relationship doesn't mean didn't ride the cock carousel.

>>38350385
>>38350392
Watch the whole video.

She's a virgin who "gets very anxious whenever [she's] even around a guy"

classic feel my man

>she gives you a one word reply

Hahaha That's because your gay anon hahaha

yeah but have you ever argued with a woman before?

>>38350310

I have and you treat them like you would anyone else. They don't get a free pass because they're female.

You'll abandon your pseudo-egalitarian ideology as you age, don't worry.

sometimes i get a glimpse of this universe. last night it happened at sunset. there wasn't any noise of cars passing by or people aimlessly screaming, just the wind blowing through the tree leaves outside.

i wanted to live in that moment forever.

>>38350251
I thought they were killing a snake from the thumbnail

>>38350547
They're killing a cat, can't you see them ripping it open?

>>38350221
>gets matches

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a dry or wet one?

>>38350221
I am suing you for false advertising

like this thread, ignored

i remember once when my dad had me in the car with him, he asked me why I didn't try talking to any girls since he sees cute ones walking around in town all the time

i told him since I'm broke, I don't have a chance, so I don't bother

he hasn't said anything like that to me since

my mother is too wrapped up in her alcoholism to care about what I'm doing with my life

My little sister is a turbo Stacy who lives at home, graduated beauty school because my grandmother paid for her whole tuition, had a studio in San Diego that she makes pretty good money off of, drives a Mustang, just bought a $2k purebred dog that she forces my parents to take care of, and is about to move into a resort in san diego. My father is taking her to Hawaii for her 21st birthday, all expenses paid, even though he claims that he isn't earning much right now and is doing it all on credit. I was not invited.

Meanwhile I'm a 25 year old college dropout who lives with four roommates. I have severe mental health issues, alcoholism and recently physical health problems because of the drinking. My job is good and I'm in a respectable position in an office but it doesn't pay nearly enough to support me and my MtF gf, my medical bills, the fucking car crash I was just in, and definitely not tuition to go back to school. Every time I mention these things they completely shut down, deflect or straight out tell me that they have more important or bigger problems. My sister hasn't voluntarily talked to me in like 6 years. I know my parents love me but their blatant favoritism makes me so fucking angry.

Ignored, like always

>>38350339
then share your own story first lazy faggot

>>38350422
Why bother? Typing it all out and wasting my time since no one cares

I've always been alone and had what i thought was abandonment issues. My father was a raging and abusive alcoholic and my mother was a mentally abusive schizo. Most of my childhood I was busy crying, alone and because of that no one ever wanted to be my friend. I grew up socially stunted and had no friends and no one to talk too.

I have a hard time telling what is/isn't reality sometimes, almost like I'm in a dream. I get incredibly sad whenever I'm alone and I tend to group people into "black and white" categories.

>>38350184
I have absolutely no preference for either but I'm pretty sure (excludinbg budget) the amd gpus have been shit compared to nvidia ones for a while now

>hack the largest social network and second most visited website on the planet, that spends literally millions on security and has a team of thousands of engineers whose job it is to make sure you never get to see stacy's private messages

>>38350306
But there is some way I can see her messages?

>>38350071
>How many friends have you had in your life?
6, but they were all rats anyway. I'm glad they're no longer in my life.

>>38350114
Was it a group or 6 along your whole life?

>>38350071
0 friends
1 close acquaintance (no longer in contact)
1 online friend (no longer in contact)

>>38350040
>tfw 14.5cm girth

Sorry anon, losing weight doesn't help with girth

Maybe. I went from 12 cm girth to 13 cm girth when going /fat/ to /fit/. It didn't really grow, though, just got better blood flow and harder erections so I guess when it was 12 cm it just wasn't at its max potential.

>>38350090
I read that less fat means better bloodflow which leads to thicker erections like this man said >>38350118. How much weight did you lose btw?

I guess I'm hoping on the cardio train now, I can still increase my already decent length with weight loss so that's pretty cool.

>>38350027
Was good until the black nigger cock and hand entered the scene..

still waiting on that sauce

>>38350203
this. completely ruined.

>>38349995
Oh god the memes are merging.

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>>38349995

Ekhm, Ekhm.

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GIB MI DAT FIRM HENDSHEIK

>>38349865
Nah, i dont feel hate no more, i pity them.
I can see why you hate people, this world is full of the most coward, spineless, vicious and idiotic degenerates that you will ever meet.

Yet, I dont hate them, I trully feel pity towards them, those fateless and faithless normalfags are the worst, but at the end of the day, they are the ones that suffer the most, sad things is that they choose that life.

>>38349920
Normies suffer the least because they aren't aware of anything happening around them.

OP, do you have a discord? Just to text chat. I am the same exact way and have been thinking about those plans since I was a kid (except mine was Finland but Georgia is cool too). I'm just not sure how I would do completely alone, if I would go crazy or not.

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>>38349865
>Georgia
Good choice. Lots of great sights, good food, nice people, and traditional qts.

t. Taught English there