Post sad/depressing/dark/edgy pictures.
>>38352386
Your wish is my command, oh Pee.
I have a bunch of these
Not sure how many
This is somewhat comforting to look at
"All those online applications may seem nice, but nothing beats going there and speaking with the manager yourself. Remember to look him in the eye, stand up straight, address him as 'Sir,' give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's that simple, Champ."
>>38352361
"b-but the manager t-told me that they only accept applications online."
>>38352630
"All that eWorld stuff may seem nice, but it won't help you get a job. And getting a job is as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."
I've been home for less than a week and my mom has basically given me this speech twice a day despite the fact that I've gotten a job the previous 4 summers on my own without "pounding the pavement" and she hasn't had to look for a job since the fucking 80s.
What does it feel like to be high?
>>38352329
breath in really hard and then jump backwards into your bed
the head rush is the exact same feeling, same endorphins get enduced after smoking marijuana
>>38352329
weed does literally nothing interesting
don't know about other drugs
>>38352354
you can't be serious
orororororgano
What is the best place to commit suicide that will hopefully ruin many people's day?
I'm thinking at a daycare center or a ptsd group therapy session
>>38352328
Is it illegal to talk about suicide online?
an airport seems a solid choice
>>38352357
i don't think so and even if it is we are all joking and being ironic
How long did it take you to "figure it out" in your NEET career? I just became enlightened after over 4 years. What a journey. It came to me finally after thinking about it every single day for over 4 years, stuck in my bedroom, only leaving at 12AM-6AM to go for a drive or get groceries at Walmart. I've finally done it. The gigantic puzzle took over 4 years of active solving. What a moment of clarity. I can't believe it. I can finally move on. I have solved life. It feels like I can see behind everything now. I am completely comfortable. The actions that are behind every result, I see it now. I can reason everything automatically and be correct. It's like I'm superhuman. Everything I've been thinking about and reasoning, finally all goes together.
I can move on. My NEET journey ends now.
>>38352289
congratulations, anon! I was a neet for 3 years basically
>>38352346
When you actually solve the puzzle, it's just ridiculous. I feel limitless.
>>38352289
>>38352931
What actually happened? What was the answer?
>average female
Those nails are disgusting
>>38352291
do you like sperm?
Obviously some cum on her is real but that "beverage" could very well be diluted eggnog or plain whey in water
Who else who still imagines that they have a sibling or friend ? I have a imaginary sibling who is called Neptune (Pic related) We do the same things, Stay inside, play vidya, sleep and eat Tendies and Pudding, my parents somewhat accept the idea, despite I'm 19 years old, at night, the cutie helps me sleep by softly breathing in my ears, so /r9k/, who is your friend or sibling ?
i like nep
>>38352222
I have one called nyx, she watches me when I feel anxious or alone.
>>38353117
nyx nyx haha nyx nyx nyx
Is it morally wrong to ghost someone after they tell you their dick size?
>>38352195
Only if it's >7 inches
>>38352215
I think you fucked up a symbol there
It's wrong if you ghost them, instead be honest and tell them you're not interested in people with small penises.
I have it and it's weird
>>38352179
I'm between stage 2 and 3, I'm a male
>>38352198
I meant I-2 and I-3
Nah but I do have a receding hairline, haven't noticed too much loss in the back yet
Is it true that you can actually leave this place?
Post here if you have managed to permanently do it.
>>38352158
I was a normie once.
>>38352235
Then I took an arrow in the knee. *resumes r9k duties*
>>38352158
>Is it true that you can actually leave this place?
>Post here if you have managed to permanently do it.
How are they supposed to post if they've left this place permanently you fucking idiot?
I have autism, how do i ask out a girl? I don't get it, where do i start? What happens then? What happens after?
somebodu blease<++??
>>38352322
please soeoneo i need help pelase
>>38352462
i rwqureoie advice to date as an audistt
>dad fucked my crush
Kill me
>>38352041
Story pls
Origineux
>>38352041
Calm down there Kaiji.
Don't defile Kaiji like that.
How many of you robots smoke pot?
OP, on a scale of 30 to 45 how old are you?
I never have and I never will. It's irresponsible and dangerous to chemically alter your perceptions of the world.
>>38352028
I have a card and I smoke everyday. Good times.
hello r9k choose your cat roommate
>>38352015
>java finch
>stays up late
They fall asleep as soon as the sun sets, most birds are completely blind in the dark.
>>38352015
>pidor
haha
Brian pls, he seems cool
Does anyone else live with very abusive parents and plan to move out soon?
>>38352004
lived with them up until a year ago, now have moved out for good. my life is so much better, freedom is worth the wait. it gets better anon, hang in there
>>38352283
Please tell me more. I need some motivation. My parents are the reason I ended up such a loser now trying to get my life better.
Parents support me. Get into every once in a while. But moving out soon.