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>>thicc black booty
>>all of my hnnnngggghhh

I don't understand the physiology. It's not like they exercise.

>begins sentence by stating obvious fact about location
y tho
this must be the vaunted kang abstract thinking skills i've heard so much about

It's not worth my dignity. I'd still be unhappy but in a different way.

I don't have much to give up other than time, which I wouldn't mind giving up if she really was loyal.

>>38353898
my inability to use my imagination as much as you

>>38353896
>you never know who's trying to take it from you
They're all trying to take it from you, Anon.

>wah wah i'm a successful normalfag feel bad for me
fuck off and kill yourself.

Pretend to not be rich. Wear decent but not too expensive clothing, go on dates to moderately nice places but nothing that's obviously expensive.

No talkie till morning walkie

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H-Hi Mr Dinkleberg...
Ca-Can I hand in myYyY(voice crack) resume?

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>>38354321
Remember Champ: stand up straight, look at the manager in the eye, and givie him a firm handshake

it took you moving out to realize you hate owning things? do you realize how disingenuous that makes you sound?

>>38353892
>do you realize how disingenuous that makes you sound?
yes

>>38353864
Minimalism is good, but I suspect if you give up all non-essential possessions, you'll find that you want some.

In that case, the key is just to strike a healthy balance.

>>38353835
It doesn't matter if you hate yourself or not, you fucking retard. You're NOT a robot therefore, you DON'T belong here. You have everything going for you but just because you hate yourself you think you fit in with people on the other end of the spectrum. You're really fucking pathetic lmao, actually just fucking neck yourself and do everyone a favour.

>>38354024
Face the facts, NIGGER, your race are a failed race because you're a feckless, unruly, uncivilized horde of feral proto-humans. You never figured out how to live in a society bigger than one or two squabbling families. Starting thousands of years ago, everyone else on this planet without exception did - they invented religion, the idea of law, and the ideas of property and respect for the value of human life. This enabled tribes to coalesce into bigger groups and become organized. The rest is history, or rather civilization. But your lot never did this, did they? Abstract thought and problem- solving have never been the black man's strengths, have they? Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope (the reason there's no Stonehenge in Africa is because it took more than 20 people to move the slabs of rock - clearly a non-starter in Africa, where assembling more than 20 niggers normally results in a war). Did they till the land? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Nope. Did they invent the wheel? Mainly, nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope. And blacks are the only "humans" on this planet of which all this is true. Eskimos are more technically advanced than blacks were, despite the handicap of having no raw materials to work with other than dead fish and snow. Indians managed to domesticate the elephant. Why couldn't niggers? So why do you fail everywhere even today? Let me offer you jigaboos a hypothesis. It's because feral behavior - innate savagery, murderous violence if annoyed, predisposition to rape many women and thus fecklessly father many children - conferred valuable survival advantages on individuals in the backward, Paleolithic milieu of Africa.

>>38353835
Plz leave. You aren't wanted here

most of the shit posted here regarding women and relationships with them is true

even when its posted as a bait

>>38353804
it feels good to be among people who share your woes

It's all fiction.

>>38353796
wtf op, just cutt ties with him right now, fuck him and those roasties, they do not want your sorry ass, and if the shit-kun tries to talk to you kick his nuts and do not give a fuck

Tell the girl who's being cheated on what your friend is doing. Then subsequently cut them all off and move on. They're bad for you, op

>>38353796
Traps are the highest in demand you realise. Don't believe? Try and message one on okcupid to see a full inbox.

>>38353746
I'm bisexual. I'm fine with that.

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>fap to gay porn
>"I must be gay"
>go outside and see a pretty girl
>"fuck all that gay shit"

every time

>>38353746
I honestly wish that was the case. I fucking hate this retarded trap meme, now it's the only thing i get off to and struggle to get the same feel in anything else. I see qt's on the internet or whatever and i think, ye, i like her. But then I always come back to gay porn and traps. FUCK

>>38353744
Yes, used to be the legit abnormalfaggot depressed greentext board.
>there will never be a greentext thread ever again
>only tumblr wars and bait

>>38353744
Nope.
This place has always been completely pathetic since day one.

>>38353744
yeah, its like 3 years already

I remember the decline was sudden and fast

>>38353725
Not very.
I stopped being needlessly edgy about a year ago when I realised I was being a total prick and it was making people in my life hate me because I was being edgy for the sake of being edgy.

Don't see the point in being edgy anymore... doesn't achieve anything in my life.
Not gonna judge if others want to be edgy though.

>God isn't real

My edginess levels are 100%

hi and welcome to gary's food review

>>38353723
nobody will ever hire me, i have no money to do anything on my own, and anyone i live around hates me because they know my life's biggest mistake

there is no escaping it, i will face this until i die

>>38353765
OP Here

So you can't even land a job? Does everyone know, or only people who look it up?

>>38353788
only people who look it up, but it comes up in background check of course because i'm a felon for it....and they see why, and nosy neighbors always check, then they spread word around....

Start by not having happiness as a goal. Or at least try to define it for yourself instead of what the media has told you.

>>38353713
It usually correlates with your aptitudes. If you're naturally suited for something, you'll tend to enjoy it more because you're better at it. I'd highly recommend the Johnson O'Connor aptitude test, kinda pricey but well worth it. Also, figure out where you are in the MBTI chart and read up on it and associated careers.

Find a hobby you like. Personally, it's cars. Just bought an e46 M3 and I couldn't be happier

my state is too poor to pay out lotto winnings.

Reminder that lottery tickets(gambling) is a scam and the house always wins

>>38353684
>tfw can't even afford a lotto ticket

You're not a NEET. The T stands for Teenager.

Your life sounds pretty comfy. Look after your mother, she needs you anon. Be proud. I am proud of you.

>>38353727
NEET stands for not in employment, education or training.

You're dumb.