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>>38365889
Our teeth are omnivorous. We don't have just molars, we have canines.

fast food doesn't count as real food.

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>>38365917

Gorillas have massive canines yet eat almost no meat at all. The "meat" they do eat consists of insects that are ground up with the molars.

Well developed canines do not necessarily mean an animal is specialized to eat meat, and on top of that our canines are far reduced compared to those of the largely herbivorous gorilla.

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>>38365796
Dame Vaako outta The Chronicles of Riddick

Yes please.

>>38365796
>I am aware of this feeling
Life is nothing but suffering senpai. Literally nothing but.

Why is there a Pringle on her back? I want the Pringle.

>>38365787
I don't care either way. Their lives are irrelevant to mine.

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>>38365787
Tell me about that coloured jeans shirt, why does he wear it?

>>38365787
It's very sad actually. Seeing a life destroyed because of something as trivial and harmless as taking a post down a wall...

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>>38365770
floyd is 5' 7"

can't find the webm

>>38365929
Even better. What's stopping you clowns?

>>38366095
Not wanting to. A robot wants to be miserable.

Are you still in high school? These will be the best days of your life if you plan to keep living like a NEET. Life only got worse after graduating.

>"NEET"
>literal highschooler
You are the cancer killing this board, fuck off cunt.

>"neet"
>still in school
>has friends
>probably not even a virgin
get the fuck out of here you fucking redditor

>>38365740
Same.
Normal human interaction doesn't even bother me anymore. It's fucking phonecalls that freak me out. Anybody know why this shit happens?

>>38365811
Because no body language.

OP again. Forgot to ask how autistic this phone nervousness is considered to be.
>>38365839
Would agree with this

>>38365660
Come on r9k, sing with me
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SPA
CITO

>>38365660
DAME MAS GASOLINA

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>>38365660
This is a rich playlist.

>>38365654
Why is inverted nipples on the list?

>>38365699
Because it's inverted

>>38365738
How does that mean she is a whore

I can see the Hyman thing

The roastie thing I don't really believe because ive never met a woman with that issue. Then again I've never met a woman my age who has had more than two partners in their lives and most of my friends are still vCard holders so I can't speak to that.

But the nipple thing you're born with

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>>38365619
I've been there.

dark souls and some ecchi monster manga got me at one time and another. it's like worship.

you're a spidergirl

>>38365619
I would accept just about any monster girl that wanted to be my girlfriend, provided shes not an orc or an amazonian, or a giantess, or an oni.

Spider girls are on the preferred list though.

>I STRUGGLE FROM BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
Really? I never would've guessed.

>>38365609
iM FUCKING SOBBING RN HE ISNT RESPONDING AT ALL TO ME AND HE IS COMPLETELY IGNORING ME

>I STRUGGLE FROM BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER

And you wonder why he doesn't want anything to do with you?

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I just realized a few days ago that I have lordosis.

>>38365595
tfw really kind of look like the pic

;-;

Because she'd have to admit that her genes are shit

>>38365548
I have no interested in sex, therefore i'm not interested in talking with females.

>>38365548
I have been on a relationship for 12 out of the last 13 years, usually my girlfriends overlap a little, Internet won't help people that is stupid or that already has a terrible personality, women are easy to fuck, and easy to lie to. If you can't find a mate it means there's something wrong with you and not the world.

First of all I have an IQ of 140 so any potential partner would have to be around the same IQ. This narrows it down to maybe 1% of the population and since I'm heterosexual and less females than males have such an high IQ we're down to perhaps 0.1% of all women. Now factoring in all my personal preferences such as hair color, skin color, political views, not wanting to have children, favorite anime and respecting my freedoms by only using libre software there is only one or two potential partners on the entire planet and finding them is, as you say, looking for a needle in a haystack.

Why don't r9k greentext their stories any more?

>>38365513

>on motorbike
>going around roundabout
>have lights on and high viz jacket and helmet
>taxi driver sees me but still pulls out
>almost kills me
>he speeds off
>catch up to him at red light
>wearing steel capped boots
>kick the corner of his car under rear light
>most expensive part of car body to replace
>dent it
>speed off

better than sex

>>38365513
i mean you being an idiot who needs it watch out, it depends where you were walking and how busy it usually is with bikes at speed.

i'd just be happy seeing someone put forth effort and passion in something he enjoys, even at my expense, it's just like appreciating the bugs and birds. as for his mistake, we've all been there, it's good and a part of the fun.

ladies first

oregano fart

Never be in this situation.

Sage

>>38365495
I sleep naked. Most girls don't bother.

>>38365468
that's just the american way

>>38365468
they don't
original
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>>38365468
Because we can't stand to look at one another so in order to successfully use one another for sex, we throw a tarp over our fucking ugly asses.

Problem solved.