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There plenty of social places and situations specifically designed for picking up women where that kind of behavior won't be judged at all. On the street outside a random store isn't one of them.

Do people actually think this is how relationships work? Even the majority of PUA do their thing in clubs and bars, youknow, the places women specifically go to be picked up by men

That's not a good example though. If he asked her out on a date, and she said no, then it would fit the numbers game narrative

>asking if the misters feel like your walking in the jungle
Where do you faggots come up with this stuff?

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>>38366850
>father fattola found the jizz gondola

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>>38366850
"comrade" why is this word so based? I love the way it sounds

"Comrade!"

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>compatriot discovered the cum cannon

>>38366843
their pretty thrilled about 33 year old jobless loser of a son, yes

>>38366843
They probably are but really shouldnt

>>38366843
no. mom just bought an echo dot set to use like a damn walkietalkie to make sure i'm not busy being suicidal and dad recently stopped admitting to my existence entirely because he now has the son(in law) he's always wanted but never worked for.

>>38366817
common interests, you will bond over that and form conenctions

Reel ppl suck. Go to the trap boards and make alot of friends. Ohhhh wait that doesnt exist irl

>>38366817
You have to go out and do stuff. It's only weird the first time you do it - after that you'll at least have acquaintances and it grows from there. Whatever your interests, there are people meeting somewhere to meet like minded individuals. Keep in mind that everyone is there to meet new people, that's the whole point of clubs and interest groups.

>Taught from infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison.

- Mary Wollstonecraft

They look like women who'd settle up even if they didn't trade up. So are they basically telling women to just settle up in the first place instead of trading up all the time?

Cool.

>>38366807
>two stacies literally spouting what so many robots wish for
>still bitchin

Did you really not know people like to have fun?

>>38366804
awesome, so when is a fat-ass black chick knocking on my door

Good pussy is good pussy, doesn't matter what color it is.

>>38366804
I'm glad you mentioned cis since I'm a tranny and I don't like girls

Bond as a character really isn't anything like the Bond portrayed in the films.

The books focus a fair bit more on his incredibly self destructive mental state.

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>>38366676
>Also, what's keeping you from improving?
No Dragonballs.

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>>38366676

Be yourself Anon.

As for the question
Boredom.
I can train, or read, or eat or do anything knowing that I am making progress; seeing the results be it mental or physical. But I get bored of myself and what I'm doing, I just see through it all and I'm wondering why am I limiting my present existence to this drudgery for the idea of something I want; something that I have thought through already and the novelty of doing has worn off.

So I don't think I can improve myself directly, it has to be indirect. My focus needs to be on something dynamic that I am passionate about. That something used to be WoW PvP for me as a warrior. I learned a lot more than just warrior pvp after ten years of that.

I don't think it matters too much what it is, I feel like I learned how to apply myself in countless ways in real life from applying myself to a video game. I grew. So if I find something else, another dream to chase, maybe one that I can make a living with, I'll flourish with ease.

>>38366645
No you don't.
I had one and she left me for someone else. I'm talking about a fucking 8/10 qt.
You'll either lose her to someone else or you'll lose her to death.

>short hair gf
might as well get you a cute guy OP

>>38366645
Same OP

Original same

Change is scary, and hard
Saying goodbye to everything you know for an unknown outcome is high risk, even if you in theory see no current downfalls

>>38366546

Because you do not want to. You enjoy your woe is me attitude.

What advice have you not followed?

>>38366599
Many pieces of advice
>How to start an exercise routine and stick with it
>How to get past a shitty childhood
>How to spend less time on the computer
>How to defeat old habits
>How to create new habits
>How to increase willpower
>What foods to eat
>How to self-discipline
>How not to be such a colossal fuckup
etc. etc., so on and so forth, my response is usually a halfhearted attempt but I always go back to being the same piece of shit I've always been.

You can be all of those and not be a robot. You can be none of those and be a robot. Your list is retarded.

>>38366604
wrong

give me someone with all those features that's not a robot

>>38366634
I don't know about his dick, but Danny DeVito is one example of many.

>VHS in 2007
Was this an amerifat thing? Everyone I knew had switched to DVDs by 2007

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>>38366469
Op, that does sound breddy gud.

>>38366469
Sounds great, bro. Did you ever get around to listening to that new Soulja Boy track I downloaded on your iPod?

Go for it I suppose. I hate how ignorant and lazy non-technical people are so it's nice to hear about them getting BTFO for a change.

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I routinely trigger password resets on the chads and stacys at my office as well as randomly deleting personal shit from their work machines thats not supposes to be on there in the first place.
>mfw I deletes 4gb of wedding photos on some cunt and she got btfo by her manager when she cried about it for having personal shit on a work laptop

>>38366526
> get another call last night
> girl is a "le programmer xd xd"
> this ""programmer"" is bitching that her computer is slow
> tell her i can only solve one problem per call
> she gets mad and says "seriously why cant you im already here why do i have to call again"
> she is a nigger stacy
> tell her i will create another ticket and help her
> run her backround processes
> pretend to help her for a few minutes
> then route her to another teir that can actually help her
> keep her on phone for an hour at 4 am in the morning
fucking stacy bitch

>>38366387
>Saddam Hussein did 9/11
Ok you're obviously trollling
People who don't buy your far right conspiracy aren't retards.

>>38366387
A lot of those are oversimplifications but a lot don't seem to be wrong. Some definitely are though.

girls are retarded. film at 11.

>>38366319
Some people have luck with the roofie method, but I prefer a compressed air net launcher personally.

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Go to Kyrgyzstan

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=114_1458529570
Go to china, rescue a bullied girl and run away with her.

Bump anons I wonder when my body will just fall unconscious

>>38366317
>Anons over the course of 5 days now, I have only slept around 2 hours.
That's impossible.

>>38366491
No, maybe 4, its not that hard since I don't really do many activities, just go to work and vidya.