*watches with feigned interest as you're dropped off at the front of the store to apply*
*interrupts your coffee drinking with a firm, well-practiced handshake*
Good morning sir, I'm here to apply for any open positions you might have.
>>38368493
Application is online you imbecile
>>38367975
I'm lucky that my awkwardness is seen as cute. They are always very nice to me but never hire me.
>Dream where I have to go back to high school
I have dreams about getting ready for high school
>>38367961
I graduated nearly 10 years ago why am I still having these dreams?
>Dreams where I sneak back into my high school and pretend to be a student
>Dreams where I sneak into another high school and pretend to be a student
>Dreams where I go visit my old high school and all my old classmates are still students there
>All of these dreams happen at least once a week
What does it mean?
https://www.iknowwhatyoudownload.com
Post your results.
absolutely nothing
it knows nothing
nice website faglord
>>38367857
>torrents
no results because i'm not a plebian
absolutely nothing
even though I have torrented terrabytes worth of shit
>cute guy falls asleep on my shoulder on the bus
>instantly get wet
At least there was no drool.
Who touches strangers on the bus man. Where do you live where this is socially acceptableHow wet did you get
Had a guy on the train fall asleep on my chest. He was so flustered and freaked out when he came to, I hope it was genuine but even if not, I loved it.
>>38367710
normal wet
moist wet moist
>try to turn my life around by getting active and exercising
>jog at a medium pace for 10 minutes
>chest hurts so bad I almost puke
Tomorrow run for 15, then the next day for 20, etc. and do it for a week. It'll suck for the first couple of days but then you'll start to look forward to it and make actual progress
>>38367673
Baby steps anon, baby steps.
This comment was not original.
Alternate between jogging and walking and keep extending the time spent jogging consecutively until you dont need to walk anymore, stamina builds pretty quick so no worries
Why do you think this guy managed to have sex with a girl but you haven't?
i dont know girls
>>38367654
Because he's a normie and most likely average looking
probably an all around stable guy, just a little chub.
>half of the people here posting anime girls dont even know who the actual characters are
>>38367613
cute is cute. i don't see a problem with it.
isn't it great to see how far your waifu will go, into the folders of people for many reasons.
it's like the far reaches of their influence, even in ignorance they are appreciated.
Welcome to ironic weeabooism.
>lol waifus xdd
>these are my waifus, which waifus are your waifus?
>chinese cartoons! xddd
>>38367722
How did this even happen? Why do they have to attach themselves to us and be the vocal minority (if i can even say minority anymore)
>these two madlads come up to you in the street and give you the old hot dog handshake
what do?
>>38367588
they both look to be homosexual.
Give them it back and ask if they wanna go get fucked up.
>>38367588
>hog dog handshake?....?
How do I become popular so /r9k/ will talk about me?
>>38367559
Commit suicide on livestream
>>38367632
Seconding this
This is original
>>38367559
>do some horrible, fucked up shit to yourself or others
>post it here
wa la
>get prescribed antidepressant
>experience nearly all of the side effects
Every time, thank you "doctor" for making me more depressed
What are you taking? For most antidepressants it takes some time for plasma levels to rise and take hold, at the start its mostly side effects
Ive had some good expiriences with mirtazapine, side effects included really fucked up dreams and good feels
>>38367637
>mirtazapine
this
>>38367524
get on mirtazapine OP. it's not an SSRI but an NaSSA antidepressant so theres way less side effects compared to SSRI's. I was taking 45mg without any sides
>>38367524
I started Fluoxetine a week ago now. The first few days were terrible
>Dry mouth
>Insomnia
>Sexual anhediona
>Blunted affect
>Headaches
The sexual anhedonia has gone (thank god!) and the blunted affect seems to be working itself out (but I do feel like I'm not feeling emotion as deeply as before). The others are still around, but I'm hoping they'll disappear as well with time, I'm yet to feel much better vis a vis my depression, but I do think I feel less anxious. I got told that it can take between 3 and 6 weeks before they become "maximally effective" so I'm willing to give it a bit longer.
Weeaboo white girls
Are cute! CUTE!
Notice me senpai
As someone who is pretty weeb, weeaboo girls are the most obnoxious cunts.
>>38367571
disgusting whore
stop supporting her you cuck
>Tfw will never be as /fit/ and /fa/ as Conor McGregor.
>>38367484
This is what happens when white trash gets money.
>>38368279
>white
uuuuh....
>>38367484
>irish aren't really white
>we need to reframe history so that aryans are the only whites even though the main usage of white was to separate them from "colored," in america, for the purpose of segregation
the term white trash was practically made for the irish race. german mutts aren't too far off.
Everytime i come on this board i end up losing hope in humanity, fug you guys
>>38367473
Stop coming back then.
But wait.
You can't.
Because at the end of the day.
We're all you've got.
>>38367522
That must have crushed OP even more
>>38367848
It really really did
Robots, what activities help you escape from the reality?
video games, anime, porn, ramen, dank playlist
Lifting, vidya, walks, reading.
asmr
4chan
videogames
music
sometimes nothing works and you suffer silently
its all in the hands of god how much pain i endure
Post your most vivid dreams and nightmares ITT
I had some seriously fucked up ones last night
>be hiding in a dimly lit basement
>there's about 10 naked blonde women chained up on a bed covered in dried blood
>they're gagged but trying to scream when I walk over to them
>I start pushing them together and as their flesh makes contact they start to merge into one body
>the skin and muscle starts to rot everywhere that they've touched
>I become unbelievably aroused
>their screams turned to moans and then to silence
> I'm left with one very rotten, bloated corpse covered in maggots with several arms and legs but no head
>fuck it blissfully, only a few times in my life I can remember being so aroused but can't cum
>my gransmother bursts into the basement but luckily her eyesight is so poor she can't see me at all in the dim lighting
>I am too terrified to speak
>she comes down the stairs
>I take a large metal object and bludgeon her head with it
>she obviously sees the blood and bits of dead skin stuck all over me as she bleeds out on the floor and dies crying
>my lust is absolutely insatiable and I go back to the monstrous corpse to continue fucking it but it has disappeared
>panicked, I run upstairs and there is a mob of news reporters and police officers
>a hundred cameras start flashing and taking pictures while the police swarm over me and beat me to death
>wake up
I know these threads are never very popular but damn
>>38367388
I don't remember my recent dreams, those that I managed to remember were quite realistic and vivid after sessions of hypnosis with a psychotherapist, but they were very personal and not like my usual ones, that are totally detached from my daily life. When I was a kid I had recurring nightmares about dinosaurs.