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You mean I have to pay the expenses for a maid? And I no longer have privacy? Fuck that. I'll do the dishes once a month like I'm used to.

>>38369454
What if you two are in love and she has her own job so she pays for her food and stuff?
But she is ugly and fat

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This just says no sex, so we could do everything but sex then. I'd be on board tbqh sex is for faggots anyways.

People aren't required to stay together forever once they're in a relationship. It's not like they were married.

Do you honestly expect most people to stick on a relationship they began as teenagers

>>38369235
also point out the dude on the right clearly has money. money changes everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBDkYdFtN04

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>tfw when chad thundercock is sliding his 8 inch dick deep inside her.

>half a million views

I didn't know there were this many autists

Did you cum hands free?

>>38369401
M-Maybe..yes.

Try gaying harder.

>>38369076
What's wrong with cheating? It's a lot of fun

>>38369076
what a sloppy fucked up pic

>>38369076
japs and koreans are better anyway

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It's as big as a babies arm, OP

>>38369085
thank you my friend
i feel really insecure about it

>>38369056
Fucking faggot I hope you die. Just kill urself

The answer is always daddy/mommy issues or self-diagnosed mental illness. Real fembots are crippled.

there are no fembots actually

I'm only into anyone if I get to be the fully dominate one in the relationship.
I only really like sex if I peg someone.
I want to be called mommy but during and outside of sex.
I don't like birthcontrol of any kind although I got very low fertility and don't want kids, I've only aborted once.

Only time I want 'traditional' sex is with mommy play, I start it, and he fucks me gently until he just starts thrusting like an animal from being pent up for so long.
Also I demand chastity and I only really unlocked it once a month.

also in terms of personality I am a massive fucking scumbag and I got massive self esteem issues I hide and compensate with by flirting with guys while I am with someone else. I never told my now-ex bf I did it, it would break his heart and I didn't want to actually hurt his feelings.

>>38369004
It was my dream to join the military, but I was rejected due to my medical history. It was quite literally all I wanted to do with my life, and it's never going to happen.

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I am joining the military, but here is why most robots wouldn't/shouldn't join

>shit pay
>total lack of privacy (hope you enjoy showering with other people)
>insanely strict rules
>high physical fitness standards
>loss of basic rights/freedoms for the duration of your service
>risk of death if you're from a country currently at war
>arbitrary punishments

If you don't care about any of those things, then by all means sign up.

>>38369004
My wrist hurt like hell. I can lift to some degree but i couldn't do a single push up.
It's probably chronic arthritis. I had some treatment but it didn't do jack shit. Probably the doctors didn't care enough about some random rheumatic pain to do proper diagnosis.

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mmmmmmm, you wanna get fucked like a girl?

>>38368923
waa waa give me attention

grow some balls dipshit

>>38369007
Very desperately yes. But I don't want to have casual sex, I want to have sex with someone who I love who loves me too.

moral of the story move, get a job far away from home because that place is cursed you into being a beta if you stayed there forever.

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You're just ascending, bro. when life is hard you have to change. proud of you, man.

>be loser
>turn 18, go to college
>get a new job
>even more of a fucking loser

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

way too fucking easy

>>38368848
normie choice if I'm going to be honest with you dude

>>38368853
Even normies are right sometimes

go ahead

of hes smart he should have had it held for him or at least have a good enough security system to catch you straling it on camera.

Be smart about it and dress up/don't go back directly into your home.
Don't be that idiot who gets caught redhanded on camera.

Go ahead faggot get arrested for stealing his shower curtain or other mundane piece of shit. Unlike you, not every box most people receive is brimming with $120 dildos

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>>38368790
please teach me to be like you senpai

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>work for dad
>small business, doing sysadmin shit
>give secretary a ride once
>dad is now trying to hook me up with her

I don't even know what to feel

>>38368906
/10?
abov

Another story
>8 years old
>Look up softcore porn on my moms laptop
>She finds it
>Lock myself into the bathroom crying
>She calls the entire family and tells them
>No internet access for a couple months after that until she forgot

>>38368825
Post more sissyb oi

>>38368864
>Have a stash of stolen girl clothes in a bag in the back of my drawer
>Reach into my drawer and cant feel it
>Apparently my grandma found it and yelled at my mom about it but never brought it up to me
>Im in denial about it for like a week until my mom brings it up and I say "ok" and tune her out with my headphones
she was actually pretty cool about it but i didn't want to hear her talk about it

Since I would probably only have my phone and it's not password locked, whatevs I guess.

>>38369035
What would they find?

ori

>not having a spare laptop for travels
librebooted x200 in my case