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>white person
>straight 4.0 and honors and ap while doing extracurricular activities
>gets denied scholarship
>minority
>3.0 avg and some ap and no extracurricular activities gets approved

ridiculous

i hate the world i live in
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>>39522208
You also fogot that being a native gives you 400 points on the SAT. Never expect lifento be fair.
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>>39522208
This literally never happens

Prior oror orb
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>>39522242
native americans are different honestly

dont care about all the handouts they get because they actually deserve them

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DRAWING GAME PLS JOIN

JOIN PRIVATE ROOM 336, code is robot.


Come play a drawing game with robots
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i have 2 players and need more
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its like draw my thing or whatever that other game was
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pls join us in this game

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anyone else on here a prone masterbater? I've been masturbating prone since I was 12 and only recently have I heard about the bad shit that can happen if you masturbate prone
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>>39522008
you should stop, it fucks up your dick
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>>39522008
How is masturbating prone bad for you, but missionary is ok?

Checkmate, atheists.
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we're all so fucked up on every level our reward centers are all weird and deformed like our spines from sitting down all the time.

I hate this fucking life, everything revolves around sex and yet there is none for us.

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>tried to find love
>was miserable while doing so
>after breaking someone's heart who didn't deserve it to be broken came to realization
>in love with the idea of being in love, not actually with loving the person
>feel calm
>going to go back to being a 22 yo virgin who indulges in escapist hobbies and faps to degenerate shit
>feels good
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>>39521994
not enough anons will read and understand this.
for extra fun, consider that that desire for love is the same as sex. anons want sex so they can have had sex. it doesn't mean anything really but I understand the social difficulties that can arise.

just enjoy being you and don't worry about whether you have gf or not. it's easier said than done but do it.
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Mice Reddit spacing normalfag
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>>39522091
>Reddit spacing
this is bait, right? do you know what greentexting is?

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people have no self awareness
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self awareness ?? we need that ?
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What makes you say that? Perhaps it's just the people in your environment. Lots of normies I know at my college show signs of self awareness
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>>39522328
refer to op image

>le traps are not gay
>death grips
>clover

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>Got prescribed antidepressants today

I've been a robot quite some time. I'm in a foreign country with no friends, my hard efforts at uni only managed to get me an entry level job, I've lost control of my eating habits and I'm now obese, and have almost completely lost my libido.

I thought enough is enough and went to the GP today. I got offered talk therapy but was hesitant, so I was prescribed sertraline.

If I knew it was this easy I would have done it earlier.

So long /r9k. Time to be a normie. Bye bye now.
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>>39521908

> I'm in a foreign country with no friends,

What country?

> my hard efforts at uni only managed to get me an entry level job

Same here

Good luck anon. Sertaline did little for me but for some it really helped - SSRIs are basically a lucky dip but good they didnt fuck you about on Citalopram
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>>39521908
>I'm now obese

Antidepressants will make you gain a shit ton of weight.
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>>39521966
UK. I had my first pill today and got blurry vision and felt light-headed but hopefully these will go in a couple of weeks.

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>tfw the door of the roof is blocked
fucking normies
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>>39521873
There are a lot of better ways to kill yourself without creating a circus, you idiot.
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>>39521907
>without creating a circus
don't listen to this faggot, op. if you're going to kill yourself, at least do it with style and scare the shit out of normie fucks.
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>>39521979
Yeah anon, see you at the mental hospital once they get you

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Would you fuck this thicc black woman?
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I would unironically yes
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here you go anons http://ashleighshackelford.com/
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I want her to sit on me as reparations for slavery

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I'm scared bros, is China going to nuke us over north korea? What about russia?
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>>39521698
No.
t. Geopolitician
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>>39521698
China ain't gon do shieeett. Don't be scared.
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>>39521698
China won't back N.K if they instigate.
If the U.S.A were to declare war, china would nuke us, but because they're the ones who are going to instigate, china will not back them.

>"anon... I did it again..."
>"c-can I have a hug?"

What do you do?
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slap the bitch, I managed to stop and man up, she can be a bit more mature too.
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The same thing I did with my gf when she did it last week. Bring a first aid kit, disinfect, bandage her up, kiss her forehead and not make a fuss over it. When she felt like telling me why she did it, she did and that's it.
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lick and touch the scars
hug

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I can fish, hunt, navigate, pick edible plants, gut animals, and grow crops. But I can't socialize or talk to human beings and I look abnormal as fuck. Normies think all skill levels have to be the same. That if you can't work a job you can't do anything.
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>>39521659
damn you're pathetic

i mean

pick edible plants? That's seriously one of your best traits to make up for the fact you can't talk?

>hey everyone, look at how this guy picks apples!
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>ywn pick berries with op in total silence as dusk settles in
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>>39521916
It's a skill for living in the wild. Of course it's important as fuck.

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>Got any crack white boi
>Yea yea I'll be your girlfriend heh heh
>Get over here and get that winky out
>Stick it in my fanny ya know right here

wat do
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Looks like Thanksgiving came early
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sHit would you know where to stick your dirty one onto that """""bitch"""""s pussy?
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>>39521781
literally the only post i have ever actually laughed out loud to on this website
thanks dude

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>ctrl-f
>no virgin vs chad thread
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>>39521632
>making chad a DUDE CENTRIST LMAO

who fucking made this Sh0e on head?
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>>39521661
"The only rational position is the one that's in between whatever the two most popular positions are. Because it is in the middle."

Gregory "Armored Fat" Fluhrer
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>>39521661
>he inst centrist
Oops hehe

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>work with a gigaton of roasties
>Despise their existance
>Avoid them at all cost
>Get my beloved smoke break
>Grab on of these bad boys
>Roastie appears
>Hey anon, mind if a bum one? XD

How do I avoid these she-demons. God help me
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>>39521630
Just go to some reclusive place.
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Rape a couple
Word will get round
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>>39521630
First ones on the house, but from then on its a firm "No, I'm sorry" dont mumble it say it firmly looking into her eyes.

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>23 years old
>Never been in a relationship

What's the point anymore?
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>24
>never been in relationship
>had female friend once and think about her every fucking day for 4 years
>then she turned into enemy and I think about her more

at least a bullet can stop it whenever I want.

she has a degree and I have nothing because I failed.

she got to ride the cock carousel and live a normie female life and I became a scum sucking wagecuck and neet contemplating what degree of mentally ill I am.
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>first kiss at 27
>First gf at 28

Hang in there. I was an absolute turbo virgin at 23
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>>39521619
Setting a world record

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