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is that just a pile of rocks inside of your car

>>38376670
yes you filthy spic
they sell it for a reason

>>38376696
Fossils from austin

>>38376650
Chinese, I want to gift my offspring a high IQ

>>38376650
Loving and supportive

>>38376650
Japanese I guess. Or American. It doesn't matter as much as looks.

>>38376552
>He just discovered that a large portion of gay men don't give a shit about getting HIV.

>>38376552
>posting 4 year old shit about a well-known fetish
You're a worse faggot than bug catchers.

>>38376570
Considering all the homophobia they experience, it's likely they are driven to this long-term suicidal behavior. Straight people have a lot to answer for.

by installing gentoo on your PC you chad

How the fuck would we know?

HOW THE FUCK WOULD WE KNOW YOU BASTARD

If you're not good looking then don't bother unless you can become rich and/or a celebrity.

>>38376504
Get it yourself, anon. You might even have a social interaction other than the cashier

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>>38376504
If you're under 18, get off the board.
If you're under 21, you can't legally drink (I assume you live in America).
If you're over 21 and still living with your parents, walk to the nearest convenience store and stop being a whiny bitch about it

>>38376504
stop drinking dumb fuck
alcohol turns men into disgusting mongoloids. i am sure this is why your parents dont want you drinking, because its repulsive

DAT anorexia

because your cock is not long enough for a real woman.

das creepy mang

I hate curly wurleys.

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What do you lads reckon of my new tattoo?

>>38376269
You can turn it around.

>>38376281
Catholic is no good at all. Totally different world. It's just ritualistic religion.

>>38376336
Literally everyone accepted and that's not even a meme. Unless you have a facial disfigurement or something people wouldn't be awkward around you but even then they would try a bit.

Honestly, I know an ex-muslim (parents were pretty lax about it) who ended up marrying a pastor's daughter.

The more 'messed up' your background the better because they love success stories. They want to see people change their lives.

>mom has lupus and seizures
neither of us are okay desu. life can be a shit show.

>>38376344
>living with parents past the age of no latter than twenty two (done with four year college mark)
Not okay dot filetype.

>>38376344
>tfw 27 and parents seem to be getting increasingly sick of me

This is horrible and I don't know what to do. I'm not cut out for wageslavery.

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sup guys, fembot here.

/originally our guy/

>>38376309
God speed brother god speed eventually we will win the battle over the normie scum that populate this earth and we will reign as supreme as a supreme gentlemen pizza with a side of extra virgin sauce we will rise we will conqor we have come out of the shadows of 03 and into the history books

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*accidentally cums on your hair*
OH YEAH OH ITS STAR

once accidentally

Yes, I do kiddo

this post bumps the thread

I do, and I think most people do as well

>>38377306
Nobody does. You don't deserve to have someone else have feelings about you for no reason.

Talk to a girl, anon.

Also, that woman's skill is quite impressive

>>38376200
What is the name of the girl in the photo

>>38376200
I think you're beyond help anon. At this point actual sex is going to be underwhelming for you and you'll just go back to jerking off forever

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hes got a good point fellas

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>>38376192
IRL thighs that do this belong to obese whales (a.k.a. THICC). Sadly Asanagi can't draw in 3D

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>>38376192
>>38376386
Thighs shouldn't balloon out like that even from what I guess are compression socks. Well, *I* don't like landwhales but to each his own.

who are you? what's so bad about you?
genuinely curious

>>38376163
Did she look at you angrily? Did her dad act pissed off? Why do you think they would beat you up over that?
It's not like you grabbed her or yelled "nice ass!!"

>>38376202
I'm a 20 year old man that's totally isolated from the opposite sex because I work for my father, and I don't know how to drive.

Walking around my shitty neighborhood was my last chance to interact with other humans, and I blew it.

Now I have to learn how to drive before I can try again, and I keep saying "fuck-it" when I have free time. It might take years.

>stanley
>slav
the fuck nigga

>>38376160
And still no gf tsk tsk

How tall is Stanley?