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>>38379787
How the fuck are you so retarded to trust anything that comes from this place?

>>38379787
True sadists get a perverse glee out of tormenting the people who have it worst in life.

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>>38379805
I know, I try to avoid meeting people here but I was feeling really low I thought that I had nothing to lose.

>>38379753
You're stating the obvious in an autistic way. LIFE is a competition. Darwinism...Survival of the fittest. The best get what they want AND need. The leftovers (most people on this board) get society's scraps

the more people there are
the less need for cooperation there is

>>38379753
>Are people meant to be incredibly competitive and envious of others? I notice a lot of self-worth is derived from manipulating and lying to get some sort of perceived "edge" over others.

Yes, we evolved to do that.

A lot of the time people seem to require sensitization before they can feel the full effects. Your first few times might not be as intense as subsequent times.

This can lead to the phenomenon where a guy smokes a 1 gram joint, barely feels anything. He does the same thing a week later. Then tries it again and gets way too high, has a panic attack, and pukes everywhere.

Would be interesting if they did some studies on this.

>>38379744
What method are you using to smoke?

You're probably doing something wrong. I legitimately got baked my first time because I had help to do it correctly.

>>38379744
Don't even bother. It's honestly a waste of money and is addictive. I've been a polydrug user for years, addicted to many things and weed is the only one i've never been able to quit for an overly extended period of time.

>>38379738
the same way you explain it to me

I feared that when I get old I couldn't hit on young girls anymore

>>38379738
You have to state your gender here, it's very important
Either way i am disgusted and denounce your ways

>>38379738
tell her you're dating him for his resources

>>38379722
Yes, as long as you are covered, break your bones once or twice and let them heal. drink lots of milk and you'll be a fucking spartan.

>>38379722

If you break bones, the heal thicker and stronger than before.

>>38379722
High impact sports will improve bone density by repeatedly damaging the structure. As they heal the open spaces will be filled in.

a-are you naked, chad-sama????

>>38379715
I'm good...I don't eat cheese. What you got in the fridge?

>>38379715
Alright just this once, buff mixture of Tucker Carlson and Mark Zuckerberg

>>38379713
Will a sexbot count as a first time? Otherwise, I don't think there will be a 'first time' to 'go'.

>>38379713
good joke dude

>>38379713
Awkward
Lusty
Benmis in bjango

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>>38379702
We already had this thread

>inb4 leechshitters show up and brag about their epic leech skills xD again

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How does this website work? How have I not been shut down already by my ISP?

>>38379808
What showed up?

ori

>>38379659
What do you think the point of a relationship is?

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>>38379780
To wake up next to a hamplanet every day of course.

>>38379850
Hamplanets usually have shit personalities so it kind of evens out

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>>38379617
>Now I get it if you're living in a shitty state in the US

>>38379617
Because I don't want to, OP.

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>>38379617
Because there is a 50/50 chance of getting caught in a police sting, and I don't like those odds.

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>>38379613
>wanting to go to Little Witch Academia
>not Duel Academia
Shit taste, sempai.

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>>38379699
>he doesn't want to be a qt witch
magic makes my penis the big penis, anon and friend.

>>38379737
Who has time to worry about their dick when there are card games to be played?

>>38379606
couple of months ,fdghdhgdfhd

>>38379606
They;re outside my front yard every day, mostly just mind their own business, pollinating flowers and shit.

Had a wasp fall into my shirt pocket at work once, fucking hate those fuckers. At least bees give us snacks.

The other day I saw a bunch of bumblebees flying around a rhododendron bush. I think bumblebees are pretty cute, wasps on the other hand are fucking cunts.

I love porn but its a waste of time and semen.

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>>38379561
I'm /softcore/ and /nofap/.

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>>38379860
All I need is to look at feet to keep me happy.

Any other patricians here?

How does it feel? What strain should a beginner try?

Where can you buy this shit?

>>38379527
Because you have to consume like a pound of it for it to take effect, shit is fucking rancid. And you can't even put them in pills to take because you would need to take like 20 horsesized pills.

>>38379504
So am I.
Good job, OP.

>>38379536
same to you, my friend

>>38379536
>>38379555
I guess I kind of am as well. Been trying to do some extra studying over the vacation to prepapre myself for the last academic year for secondary school. Hoping for a scholarship.