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>>38380738
I read that Jill fanfiction you deviant you

>>38381633
ehehehhehe - tell me what you think

And which one?

Cool. Another game i will have but never play. Gotta love free shit.

>>38380735
Stabbing out of complete self defense btw

>>38380735
>>38380741

underage

kys idiot

>>38380735
RKO his ass.

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>>38380719
DUDE MEMES AMIRITE LMAO

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>you really cant disagree

>>38380809
that macro is small as shit I can't even read it fagget

The high will only last for so long before it bites you in the ass with health problems down the road. I have a nasty habit of chewing ice myself, which I still do occasionally. It's gonna fuck my teeth up if I don't stop.

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>>38380718
I mean, it's literally just sugar. If you're downing a dozen of them every couple hours it ain't healthy at all. Just manage your sugar intake by the grams and you should be fine.
Just don't be too surprised at a bit of extra pudge of cavities in your teeth later on.

I'd try to give a better suggestion, as someone who considers themself as somewhat of a nurse but I also realize my way of dealing with my depression is literally just distracting it with video games, cosplay, voice acting, and cute reptiles. So I'm sorry I can't offer any advice or suggestions here. ;-;

>>38380708
>make excuse
>ask them nicely to calm it down
>if they act like assholes then you call the cops
>if they agree like people should then enjoy your decreased volume

>>38380765
no because then they'll always think of me as the guy who bitches/calls the cops

>>38380775
Did you not understand

>make excuse

Say your babysitting or something

>>38380675
do you get offended by all the racists on /r9k/?

>>38380675
How do we know you're not really a penguin?

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In the 1938 movie Robin Hood, starring Errol Flynn, the Guy Of Gisbourne makes an unusal tactical decision to take all the King's tax revenue through Sherwood Forest, a place he knows Robin Hood, a man who steals taxes, resides. Once in the forest, he allows his large host of soldiers to go on ahead while his horses get stuck in mud, thusly making it easy for Robin to rob the tax money. What would you do differently, if anything, if you were tasked in moving the tax money and what do you think of Guy of Gisbourne's actions?

srsly

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h-he just beats me because he loves me.... its not that big of a deal....

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I'm not emotionally bankrupt, I just like choose-your-own-adventure style games.

You're lucky anon. I didn't even notice I was balding until I had lost most of the hair on my head. Took my mom asking me if I was growing my hair out to try to cover it up. Broke down and cried all night. It's been 2 years. This is the cause of most of my depression. Tried going bald but I look like a cancer patient.

>>38380565
fuck your gay ass thread, I do what I want lmao

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>>38380582
You sure showed me. Make sure you post it on #roast me reddit

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>>38380565
Well I'm taking a break from my home board /bant/ until summer is over

>>38380435
I take sleeping pills sometimes and it makes me realize how much I enjoy the feeling of them in effect, until I go to bed and forget in the morning.

>>38380435
I like to put a cigarette in my mouth and not light it

ever since I was little I liked to see how well I would be able to live without arms. so I use my legs for things like closing doors opening things and eating. i got pretty good at it.

Who would be doing the validating?

No, probably most incels are struggling with low self esteem and feel like if they had sex, they won't feel like, "at least I am not so pathetic that someone wouldn't have sex with me".

It's actually really sad.

I really just want to have sex so I can be like everyone else. I want to be able to say no when people ask me if I'm a virgin. I want to know that somewhere out there, one person at one point in time cared enough about me to fuck me.

EDP is so pathetic he makes me feel good about myself

Get his channel back up asap

I posted it on reddit but it got downvoted REEEEEEEEEEE

WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM

>>38380363
Wait what? That doesn't make sense.

>>38380387
He's the bisexual lever-point in a MMF relationship or something.

>>38380428
That's pretty weird. Why would anyone do that?

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>>38380346
I'm with you! I'm getting /fit/ and this year I'm forcing myself to learn how to act normal, I don't care how many fucking times I spill my spaghetti because each failure is a learning experience! We're both gonna make it!

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This is the type of inspiration that r9k needs. I applaud you OP. I am making the change now.

I've been going out more, but doing the things that I would probably *like* to do in places where other people are doing the same thing. I don't like it initially because it's weird being out feeling insecure, but the more I do it the comfier I feel. IT WORKS. JUST TAKE TIME GETTING USED TO IT. YOU WILL!

THERE IS HOPE FOR US ROBOTS!

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>>38380346
STOP FUCKING LYING

It's never going to happen, it's pointless you buffoon! If robotdom was a chain I would have broken it with my bear hands if that's all I had! It's who we are and we can't change who we are SO STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS A DISEASE! IT'S WHO WE ARE AND WE ARE FUCKING LOSERS! NOW GET OUT!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>38380336
Explain why I should care if roasties want to trim their beef?

>>38380511
whole clit gets chopped dude

FGM ruins a female's ability to derive physical pleasure from sex and tons of Muslim females (same people who are coming to the West) get FGM'd

>>38380555
Again, explain why I should care. Males are allowed to castrate themselves, should that be illegal?

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>summer 2011 was 6 years ago

>>38380334
and I haven't been laid since August 2011

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>>38380369
>having a good time was right now this second