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who else /can't sleep/ here
>literally had 4 hours of sleep, followed by 17 hours of complete consciousness
>still not fucking tired
i want to die
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>>38381935
stop eating so much red meat
stop taking adhd medication
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I'm the opposite I sleep 12-14 hours a day and still feel tired while awake
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>>38381956
i've had nothing but carbs and chicken today, no drugs besides /dudeweed/ 2 days ago
>>38381972
i kinda feel you, i'm somehow most tired 2-3 hours after getting up

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Why don't robots realize looks are everything? Your looks is your confidence. Your looks are your capacity to keep and make friends. Your looks are your dating options. Your looks is the respect you initially recieve.
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>>38381920

They're living in la-la land. Take the blackpill
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>>38381920
Looks aren't everything. They aren't even that much. Money is everything.
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>>38381971
>>38381936
>>38381920
Humor, Money, Looks, in that order are generally "everything".
that guy in your pic isn't even Aryan.

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What is r9k currently reading ?
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>>38381868

The tattoo on your mum's back.
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>>38381868
Humbert did nothing wrong
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1Q84

It's not very good to be desu.

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What's the consensus: Is it better to be in a relationship, or single?

As a 31 year old guy who is newly single, should I be worried?
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>>38381867
how many gfs do you have anon?
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>>38382191
In terms of serious relationships, two long-term (4+ years each)
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Yes. At 30 woman just want to fuck.

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>only true friend of 6 years is dead
>killed himself and I couldn't do anything to stop him
>no one to talk to
>no one left who I can rely on for emotional support
>no one whom I can truly level with, bond with
>no one left

My heart beats heavily with sorrow. My gut feels knotted up, my shoulders feel weighted.

My heart feels broken.

This must be what it truly feels like, what it truly feels like to have a broken heart. To have truly lost something.
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Hang in there my dude, can't offer advice only my hope for your happiness
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>>38382178
Thanks, I guess. At least having one person reply to this thread is something.
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gtfo with this shit, grief thief

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How do I get an israeli gf without being israeli?
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>>38381847
its literally their job to convert stupid goys into giving them their seed and creating more jewish soldiers.
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Money (originally)
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>>38381866
I'd create jewish soldiers with this bombshell any day.

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>Want to buy loli sex doll
>((they)) will put me on a list if i do
Feels bad .
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>>38381801

>fucking a plastic doll
PEDO SCUM PIECE OF SHIT DIE
>Mutilate your child's genitals
dude it's just a flap of skin who CARES
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Maybe there will be loli sex dolls in the afterlife. It's worth a shot right?
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>>38381801
You're already on a list just for typing that into a monitored site like this.

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>mfw some vegan normalfag hippy reported my dogs to the police
It's still weird how people have to shove their morals down everyone else's throat.

Why the fuck should he care that I have 200 dogs in my basement?
They literally exist for human benefit and I think it's fun.
If he doesn't want to do it that's fine but he should let me do whatever the fuck I want to any animal that I own.
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Are you that guy who used to spam dog abuse pictures?

How's it going man? It's been a long time.
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>>38381803
No that's not me, I don't think I've seen that poster
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>>38381782
What could possibly be fun about having 200 dogs locked in your basement?

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>board's culture includes adult males behaving like homosexuals while posting underage asian cartoon girls
>members seem to enjoy sexual humiliation as an outlet of their frustration towards societal structure
>when confronted about their abnormal behavior one individual asked our reporter to leave the premises and accusing him of being normal
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Let me speak for all of 4chan when I say this
Fuck off kike nigger
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>>38381802
sorry cant hear you because of the voice your moms pussy make when i FUCK her
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all normies must go

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Im finally done boys, Ive saved up to get a hooker off of backpage to lose my virginity. How do I do it? How do I know I wont get arrested? How should I be safe and go about it?
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Forgot to add that any tips and experiences are welcome in this thread.
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>>38381746
is that you in the pic anon?
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Jack off a few times then spend the money on something less depressing

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How do you honestly expect to compete with him?
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I'm not going to compete with him
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I'm not competing with him; I don't go after Chad-chasers.
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>>38381729
i dont wear a fucking transformers belt

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Could you love an ugly clingy reclusive virgin NEET girl in her late 20s?
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>>38381636
>Ugly
Nope
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>>38381636
Sounds disgusting. Why would anyone actually want that?
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>>38381636
I could only love a woman if she was a 7/10 or above virgin

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I want to know about the "side effects" of over-masturbation and what better people to ask about fap than robots?
-Here's the thing I'm concerned about:

>3-5 daily faps average
>Have been doing it since about 2-3 years old
>Since then I haven't stopped fapping
>Current age: 25 yo

So I have been thinking about the repercussions of beating my benis all this years. I can't be the only one over-fapping and not thinking about its consequences.

-Pic related
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>Have been doing it since 2-3 years old
Sorry Anon I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this.
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>>38381676
Bro, I know it sounds like bs, but I'm serious. I have been fapping since very young. I remember just fapping because it made my thingy "ticklish" and felt really good. At the time I didn't knew it was anything sexual and just though my benis was to pee. I don't remember how I discovered, didn't even knew it was called "masturbation" and even I thought I was the only kid (even human) in the world doing this shit to my benis.

>Are you implying that I'm the only one fapping since that young.
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>>38381750
I did the same thing but I was like 8 or 9 when I started doing that shit. You were 3 bro wtf.


>Are you implying that I'm the only one fapping since that young.

Anon yes. I'm no doctor, but that doesn't sound right.

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Can a fembot please vocaroo themself saying "I love you baby, everything will be okay."
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>>38381615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WtELSYCxkW
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>>38381672
Why do I feel like this isn't a fembot :'(
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>>38381722
It's a female you fucking shitlord bigot, it's 2017 already.

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Aya can you please show me your huge cock? It's so much bigger than mine and I just want to gobble it up
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>>38381569
No. Stop making these threads. I'm tired of seeing you spam about the past.
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>>38381569
Anon, this isn't healthy. You have a girlfriend.
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>>38382022
But I wanttt to see it, I need to.
>>38382061
I don't care now.

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