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Anyone else here find the act of ejaculation as a phenomena? Like it's crazy how the body knows when it's time to cum. Anyone else here have any sexual thoughts that seem odd when you really think about it?
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>>38383015
I don't like to think about it, grosses my out desu. more magical not knowing how it works
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>>38383015
>Semen and Sperm are two different things
Is this common knowledge? Or am I just a retard for thinking they were just two different words for the same thing?
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>>38383047
>Or am I just a retard for thinking they were just two different words for the same thing?
Yeah, you are a bit of a retard. Causally people use them interchangeably
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What does /r9k/ think about the new BBC-Netflix series about XXXXXL+ Trojan Condom War.
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>>38382985
Achilles and Helen.
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>>38383050
Paris and Helen.
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>>38382985
wtf is wrong with british people?
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>finish off at the gym
>walk towards entry/exit
>woman whose probably 5 inches taller than me (WITH FLAT SHOES) walks in as I'm leaving
Fucking hell I hate being 5'7
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>>38382946
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP FAMMALAMDINGDON
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>>38382946
I am that height too and it sucks so much. Compared to a normally grown man i look like a little kid but old. The worst is when a tall, pretty girl who knows me from somewhere says hi and acts nice, you can see it in their look they feel pity for the cripple. They will never see you as a real man, no matter what.
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>tfw 5'8
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who /low GPA/ here
I have a 2.8 GPA and I'm majoring in economics. How fucked am I?
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>2.8
wow, what a GENIUS
I WISH I HAD A 2.8
I'm here with a 2.2 gpa
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>got an email telling me I'm on academic probation
sometimes man
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>>38382978
It doesn't matter. I heard that the cut-off for most competitive jobs is 3.0.
"We're soulmates now, Anon. A part of me will always live in you. I will love all your demons because now they're my demons, too."
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>>38382907
i require you to stop OP
i don't want to feel now
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Actually relatable
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Bitch it ain't the demons you gotta worry About, those mother fuckers do exactly what you expect them to do. Which is demon shit, it's the better angels of our nature you gotta watch out for. Besides, I think you got the wrong guy honey, I'm too fucked up in the head for you
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Any anons with bad parents? 2017-07-15 06:56:46 Post No.38382905
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Any anons with bad parents?
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2017-07-15 06:56:46
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>be me
>live with parents at 19
>come home today from stressful work 2 hours ago
>haven't ate anything, have leave early in the morning and I'm broke right now so I can't go out to eat
>the refrigerator has uncooked meats and veggies
>found out there only a little bit of coco puffs left so I get a bowl and have the rest of it
>mother comes literally out nowhere and fucking scares me tells me what I'm I doing
>tell her I'm eating coco puffs
>As I'm putting away the milk she's instantly get fucking triggered and she pushed me telling not to throw the milk.
>The fuck?.png
>I ask her what's her problem and get my bowl throws it into the sink washing the coco puffs into the drain
>Tells me to go to hell for being a disrespectful little shit
>I told her no wonder her daughter and son left her
>tells me there a door and you can leave any time you like
>runs back to her room and slams her door while everyone asleep
>come back to my room hungry only got one bite out of my coco puffs decided I need to shitpost to keep the dread from sink in
>This is the reason why my sister and brother left her
>mfw
Tell me how bad your parents are?
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>>38382905
Be honest, anon. Did you throw the milk?
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>>38382929
No I put away like any person would just that my mother is a crazy bipolar bitch and can get easily trigger
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>>38382905
Cook the meats and veggies my guy. Shits cash.
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Robots:
>No girl has ever liked me
Fembots:
>My oneitis doesn't like me back so I'm going to ignore all the other guys who show interest
Is this accurate?
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>>38382858
No. It's like this:
Robots:
>No girl has ever liked me
Fembots:
>No boy has ever liked me
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>>38382883
No female has ever truthfully said that.
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Yeah, that's true for me at least. I mean, no one shows interest in me, but I'll be honest in that if I didn't like them, I wouldn't pursue it.
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You wake up shackled to a bed in a dungeon, and then she walks in and tells you.
>"Listen here you human cur, I'm almost finished my spell that will bring your despicable kind to their long needed end. All that I need to finish my spell is the seed of a male, human virgin. If you give me what I want with no fuss, I will consider sparing your life from my wrath..."
What do you do?
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>>38382822
Well, I'm chained up and I'm not Houdini so I'll just take the bj
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I give her my seed. Unfortunately it doesnt get to end humanity as I banged a hooker once, but at Least I get to but one last time.
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I'd feel pretty bad, but like, what else can I do besides cum for the sexy demon lady?
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>make an Okcupid profile
>mildly racistgirl
>within 24 hours have 50+ likes, dozens of uninitiated conversations going on, etc
>a couple of them just black guys sending out messages
>a couple people saying I'm not real
>a bunch of neckbeards including some /pol/-tier fags that literally talking about anime in their profiles
Welp.
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OKCupid has the ugliest and most desperate men AND women. I deleted after a week.
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>>38382827
The men seem pretty average, not so sure about the girls.
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>>38382807
Well OP let me le t you in on a little secret.
We black guys absolutrly LOVE racist white girls even more so than the coal burners. You can be. 5/10 average little wgite and we will think you're a 10 just because of your views.
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>snorted 30mg adderall half an hour ago
>insanely horny but can't get fully hard (both side effects of adderall)
these feet threads are driving me insane STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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So is this a foot thread? Am I right?
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Only one way to survive anon, you're gonna have to make an emergency bypass of the bonis and hack the prostate directly.
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>>38382787
Force yourself, even if you need to jerk while it's flaccid
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First one to prove they're in the thumb gets her number im bout to smash you can have sloppy seconds tho
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wat?
wat are you trying to say?
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>>38382774
The thumb is the eastern part of michigan y'know cause michigan is shaped like a thumb retard
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>>38382768
Pluck her eyebrows while you're at it
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Developping some kind of mental problem 2017-07-15 06:45:20 Post No.38382741
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Developping some kind of mental problem
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For the past year I have been taking selfies of myself in my house. I started doing this because when I look at myself in the mirror I feel like I look ok, but I hate my appearance in photos. I felt like the mirror image of myself was biased by my eyes because theres no way I dont look ugly as fuck considering I never got a compliment in my entire life. I wanted to get an honest opinion of my appearance at random times of the day, from any angle, no matter how much the truth may hurt. I basically do this just to criticize myself and I cant help it. For example, I could be at my computer doing stuff and Id randomly pull out my phone and take a picture of myself and think "holy shit I look like a retarded faggot", feel sad for a bit then continue what I was doing. Its become some kind of weird habbit. Everytime im enjoying myself playing games or anything, I pull out my phone, look at myself and get sad again, feeling inferior. Or worse, id get ready to go hang out with some friends, take a shower and look at myself in the mirror thinking wow I look good, cant wait to go out tonight, but then my brain tells itself "dont lie to yourself" and I pull out my phone camera to get that "honest mirror" and I feel ugly as shit again and my mood is ruined. Its like I cannot even allow myself to feel good, as soon as I do I remind myself that im ugly and nobody will ever like me. Its at the point where I sometimes avoid friends irl because I dont want to disgust them with my appearance. I feel like merely being next to then is like im bringing them down. In my head, all theyre thinking is "holy shit my friend is ugly". This is eating away at me. I sometimes lay in bed looking through all these selfies I took over the past year and I ask myself how do I even manage to have friends looking like this?
Pic related is to prove that Im not just attentionwhoring. Ive reached text limit so ill continue on another post for whoever cares enough to read this.
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>>38382741
how old are you? do you have any mayor flaw on your face? Like a crooked nose, no chin, crooked face or something like that?
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Recently, Ive thought to myself ok maybe im not the best looking guy but maybe I look just like the average joe and Im too harsh on myself. So i visited these subreddits where people rate each other and shit(mind you I google these, I dont actually use reddit or have an account), even went on /soc/ rate threads. Not to post my face, just to see what the average people on these parts of the internet look like and maybe feel better about myself. But this only makes me feel worse because there isn't a single person that isnt atleast a 6/10 in my eyes, including short indians. People that get rated 4s are legitimately atleast 6s to me, and I consider myself like a 2. Thats on soc. Tons of chads on those rate threads too. The amiugly subreddit is a total joke, everyone there is good looking and its like they post there just to get their 20th compliment of the day. Anyway you get the point.
How do I get over this? I cant imagine myself living past 25 thinking like this every day. How do I actually accept being ugly and pretend it doesnt bother me. Is it even possible to truely ever get over it? Im sure r9k is also full of chads but for fellow uglybots, how do you cope?
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>>38382741
Try a short video. I can't help but look retarded in pictures but not as bad in video
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Is opium any good? It seems like a very comfy drug.
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>>38382739
It is indeed, it nearly broke China alone.
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>>38382739
My hometown is a shithole because of that stuff
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>>38383023
No, I mean smoking opium. It's not as bad for you as synthetic opiates made by (((Big Pharma))) or other shit like heroin.
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>tfw it's Friday
>hardly any posts
>"robots" are all out partying and having sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm here. I'd be asleep normally but the thought that I might get laid this weekend makes me nervous as hell.
So the only reason I'm here is that I'm kind of about to become a normie. I might get laid tomorrow I'm freaking out.
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It is almost 3 AM where I am from. I have been drinking alone in my room and browsing 4chan. Yeah, "out having a great time". kek
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>>38382725
I made a thread asking if anyone wanted to play Ark, but no replies
Such is life
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i am an autistic manchild.
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Welcome to the club.
https://youtu.be/NaGPCoxopHg
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>>38382694
change your ways then
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>>38382694
KUMIKO FOOTJOBS