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Shave your eyebrows

holy kek this was not original

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GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
LEAVE THIS PLACE NORMIE

>>38385579
>I think being less socially aware would help improve my personnality.
>How do I become more autistic?

Autism does not go hand in hand with a lack of self-awareness.
Being a stupid autist and being acutely aware of it, and unable to change it, is a horrible feeling.

t. autist

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His advice is solid

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>>38385543
He does make a very good point , otherwise you will live in regret

>>38385534
He used to fantasize about joining the 27 club. Too bad he went through with it.

>>38385441
You're implying that would make me happy.

He's either using steroids or lying about the time it took.
15 weeks of workout are nothing.

>>38385441
>imit internet use to 1 hour a day
>comfy
going insane is comfy

Take grandma by the nose and slam her into a table

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>>38385320
>saving a .png picture with visible transparent background

Is this your grandma? Tell her that /pol/ would be glad having her join us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-DEt85uVU

>>38385280

because u put IQ in the resume LOL

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>>38385280
They're intimidated by your power, Anon.

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Because they want a physically and mentally able worker op. If you have one but lack the other one, you're fucked

>>38385204
>wants to be around niggers
>doesn't enjoy isolation

>>38385204
>tfw in city
>tfw can never have any quiet
>tfw am want out now

Supposedly, New Orleans is a good place for up and coming artists. But don't ever make it your primary source of income. Ever.

>>38385175
What originally is it?

Depends on the hobby.

>>38385182
>>38385185
Cello

Oreganooo

quickly drinking liquid draino

Exit bag or barbiturates

Or jump of building!

>>38385163
If your serious here you go:
You need 3 things, hellium, a tube and something to cover your nose and mouth with that will allow a tube through it... put the tube through the mast and on your face and slowly release the hellium from the tank. have it release at about breathing rate. you should be unconcious in about a min and die in about 5

I-im scared op.

>>38385162
Any ideas on what might happen?

>>38385324
Well, it can hardly get worse...

I
i lonely ;c

If you're not lonely you probably shouldn't be here

>>38385198
what its like being people
educate me someone so i can cry myself to sleep

>>38385155
I do though
almost daily, actually

>>38385312

That's the spirit, more girls should be like that

>>38385535
>t. Zacharia Goldbergunstein

>>38385103
>how to tell someone is new

This board was never good. It wouldn't be /r9k/ if it was a place you wanted to be.

>>38385109

I've been on 4chan since 05, you giant faggot

>>38385044
I do the same. I feel the same.

To nice to put our bullshit on other people, and don't really want to deal with the full weight of other peoples baggage. Porcupine syndrome.

>>38385044
anon my man, the problem isn't your behavior being disconnected from your desires. You may not like the thought but you WANT isolation just as much as you want someone to care. The problem here is that isolating is a million times easier to accomplish, so you have to take some time to step back, analyze and prioritize what you really want. The conclusion could be dedicating certain days to one cause or another, rationing out your socialization so you don't feel that desire to isolate take over, or simply giving up on one pursuit or the other. But you gotta make that choice, and the longer you take to come up with a gameplan the worse it's gonna get for you.

poo poo
pee pee
have another coffee

I thought it was a meme but normies at my job say this all the time

Hahaha faggot, I'm talking to you hahaha

>>38384971
Yea same desu

Same, hehhehe you retards can't do nothing about me being a normalfag and browsing your board hehehehe xDDD I'm so le evil internet user xDDDDD

>>38384971
Depends on how you depict " hilarious "
if you come here to laugh at us, yeah sure, you're a normie

If you come here to laugh at our memes you are still a normie stealing our memes, but at least you have good humor as this board has the most patrician tastes.