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Jump off a bridge, a building or a cliff. Itll be peaceful just falling while the wind goes past and once you hit the bottom then you wont feel any pain. Good luck anon

>>38388083
God dammit man. You don't seem too far gone; the fact that you're considering changing your mind means that you aren't.

So please share your story with us - at least have something to go off on.

>>38388139
That's what I was planning on. There's a nice cliff on an old quarry where I used to run a lot back when I was in school. I just hope it's high enough. Either that or just cut my arms.

Dunno. Guess genetic lottery?

The good news is it really doesn't matter.

>>38388065
i bet you are huge by MY standards

>>38388065
genes

original

>>38388035
buy a dildo retard

>>38388054
I will but I just want to stuff my ass right now

Use banana you can try to form a dick by pressing it in hands or smth.

Fucking 8 in the morning and ive been sitting in my car posting here for the last 6 hours. Almost 26 hours awake now. Gonna rail some more meth and go to work in a minute. Man i really wanna kill myself

took 3 10mg methadones on an empty stomach last night

ended up throwing it all up but it was fun tbf

now I just have a bunch of weed

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>tfw weed + small doses of DMT while watching Kemono Friends

This is comfy

>>38388032
because the pedo moral panic didn't start until the 80s roughly. bowie was lucky enough to get his jailbait scoring prime before that.

there are significant differences between being a youtuber and being David Bowie

money talent and renown being notable ones

naive children will basically do anything you request. i know this now from watching a lot of Periscope streams.

if you were a man, you wouldn't ask children to compromise themselves.

i dunno which faction disturbs me more, the children live streaming or the men who coerce them into sexual acts.

I like being female, I like my body and stuff. I'm bi so I like women and I find them more aesthetically pleasing at first glance for the most part but I'm not sure if this is because how women are sexualized and stuff but when it comes to dating i prefer dudes because when I dated a girl she was super mentally ill and I didn't have a really emotional connection and when I fell for another girl because she led me on with excessive physical contact and calling me honey and wife and such when I asked her if she liked me she told me some shit about being Demi pan or whatever and she wasn't into me that way. And I think sex with guys is better but I never had sex with a girl so I can't compare

I hate myself but I hate other girls more. In the past I've had female friends but they are worth it anymore-women just can't get along with each other. More often than not I have terrible body dysphoria and disassociation (not that tranny bullshit) that make me want to kill myself. It makes me not want to exist inside a flesh prison. It seems to be getter worse the older I get. During my period these feelings are exacerbated.

>>38388144
Just aren't*

>>38387997
Because you're a disgusting neet with no personality who thinks an anime image board will somehow solve her problems? How about being someone worth hanging out with before complaining that no one will hang out with you.

Get guy friends?

Girls are extremely boring they all have the same personality

>>38387997
You just have to find the right ones. I've got quite a few female friends and they're all really close because of mutual interests like musicals and similar taste in books and television. Keep in mind though that Snapchat and social media only act as a window into the marketable moments of people's lives. Even close friends don't hang out 24/7 so don't worry if you meet someone you like hanging out with but aren't attached at the hip.

>>38387981
CAN I UH FUCK YOU?

>>38387981
*Pushes into water*

>>38387981
can I put my benis in you begina, hehe?

>>38387959
gotta hear both sides

>>38387959
It feels almost as though there are people pushing for a perversion of morality through propaganda in media, law, music, and art

>>38387959
Pretty chads always get what they want. Seems unfair but thats reality.

Ask him why a obese neckbeard 4channer has given him speech patterns reminescent of a porn video featuring "teen" girls

>>38387876
Give up, go slash his tires and then go home. Fucking faggot.

>>38387876
That guy is 100% bottom fag

>what's their end game?
Sucking cocks

>>38387848
This isn't recent at all. How long have you been shut inside your home?

>>38387868
It probably was recent when he started making these threads. He's been making this same thread for literally years.

>>38387830
I studied accounting and doing pretty well if all you want is guaranteed good money. The job makes you a bit miserable though

>>38388025
yeah, kinda afraid of picking a career that makes me want to kms

>>38388082
See ai was the opposite I was afraid of picking a job where I'd likely be broke (any other degree)

There was a fun thread in this week's Economist about the 2020 election, it being three way between Trump, Elizabeth Warren for the Dems and Zuckerberg running as a centrist.

>>38387826
>running as independent
Lmao, he's NEVER going to win. The US haven't had an independent president in 150 years or so.

>>38387853
Yeah, in the Economist hypothetical, Trump wins a second term.

>>38387799
Stalk her everyday, keep convincing yourself that you still have a chance with her even though you absolutely don't. try to find a good spot to creep on her through her window during night time. become absolutely obsessed with her , so that by the time she actually gets a new boyfriend and you get to see them fuck through your creeping spot. the pain would be so unsuffrable that you would finally gather up the courage to an hero. thus doing yourself, and the world, a major solid.

You get over it. You're tripping balls on hormones and brain chemicals right now and you don't even realise it.
Even if you do want her back, the best option is to act aloof like you don't need her, desperation is a huge turn off.

Wank. Still want her?

>that pic
s-s-sauce?

>>38387793
where is straight shota and traps shit

>>38387793
verbal abuse and femdom are what me and my girlfriend do all the time, take those out they are normie fetishes