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>>38391783
i eat fast food like once in a blue moon. but I wish I could eat it more frequently.

>>38391783
yes, along with the vast majority of the population, i did indeed know that

Why is this shitty food so expensive these days? That's the real problem.

>>38391774
Jesus you are naive. Writing doesnt make you change form into a different person. Being so sensitive as to how others see you is a real fucking negative trait, and I guarantee that it will make your writing feel disingenuous if you try to appeal to everyone.
Why dont you try getting your writing to a level you are happy with instead of focusing on what not to write like? One of the reasons people on tumblr are hated is because of their lack of originality and their tend to conform to a specific identity. Try to just be yourself and write. Right now your writing is probably worse than those "tumblr faggots" anyways.
Read some good books for inspiration and try some poetry and (maybe) rap for some flow and rhythm.

>>38391774
You already look like a Tumblr fag, Rohan Kishibe

>>38391774
>be me
>18
>want to be manga artist
>cant draw for the life of me
>WHITE guy, born and live in ENGLAND
>sixth form drop out
>mummy is fine with me being NEET tho

At least my mum is fine with harboring a failure.

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>>38391762
>it's a dad threatens to kick the shit out of you, but does nothing again episode

>it's a everyone today keeps telling me to get a job and a gf and "fix my life" episode

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>>38392223
Im not even memeing im legitimately mad about it today. Im tired of having to explain that i dont want to be Chad

>>38391708
You don't, but you're probably just a run of the mill whore. That or this is bait

>>38391708
Why would you post on 4chan without your mammaries on display?

You are of course correct. Now the question is why should I choose you over girls who are not fat and prettier?

t. normie

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>>38391655
Not going to lie, that's pretty fucking cool.

>>38391655
>inhaling gas fumes and cancer cig smoke at the same time is cool.

>>38391655
I'm way cooler than him. I don't wear sunglasses at night and my own thoughts are interesting enough, I don't need to get high.

>>38391585
bodyweight exercises
papercraft and origami
automating the boring stuff with python

>>38391747
>automating the boring stuff with python
What boring stuff you automating?

>>38391797
I haven't gotten to that point. I keep recommending the book even though I haven't read it myself, so I'm going through it now.

In the past, I can pad the beginning and end of every line with ascii smiley faces using regex find and replace, remove all line breaks with notepad++, and add them back in using more regex find and replace. Modifying this approach allows me to clump together every x lines. I can also use column editing in notepad++ and import data to excel for editing columns. I can make a quick python script to replace every instance of a keyword with a corresponding word in a list. I also used python to keep track of my calculations in physics homework. Basically a lot of odds and ends stuff that is more useful than impressive.

that's at least three layers of homosexuality

>>38391483
Where do I find 2 BBCs to fuck me?

>>38391516
Craigslist, or Grindr I'm sure..

>>38391451
Literally never

Though I've never been interested in a girl either

>>38391451
I'm too autistic to know if one ever was, but as far as I can tell, never.

1 at this current moment.

>>38391431
wtf is that view, you're overlooking some underdeveloped former soviet shit, dystopian tier

>>38391431
just pretend bro...like a tulpa but an actual space.

your own special place in your head that nobody else can get to or knows about.

lets call it your inner fortress. Start building it now it can be beyond your wildest dreams! you might even lucid dream and be there

>>38391517
>wake up
>go into living room
>see a bunch of people living inferior lives
>feel good about yourself
Sounds like a great start to a day

>>38391423
>tfw lgbt and don't like any of those 3

>>38391423
>Lindsay Lohan

LOL, the only one obsessed with that trash are drug rehab centers

> you forgot Cher

>>38391423
is this the new episode of jojo?

>>38391371
left

fat fetish and best face imo

also who are these people you creep?

>>38391371
middle if she looks good in spandex shorts.

left if not, for the motorboats.

>>38391435
what do spandex shorts have to do with anything

>>38391334
would you give a girl that rejected you once a second chance?

>>38391352
hell no fuck that bitch

>>38391334

How can I destroy a woman using only words?

btw i'm norwood 6 at 28 years old.
girls laughed at me

high quality vs trash genetics

>>38391330

Chads probably paid to have their hair fixed.

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>tfw no Katya to hold hands and dance together
man, i wonder why we were still praying to god these days

>>38391292
He actually looked alright. Why couldn't he get a gf?

>>38391292
instead of being sad just think of all the potential shootings and irl memes to come

>>38391198
>it's another "autismo thinks porn is real and not acting" episode
saged

>>38391198
>>38391237
but acting is a pleasure all of in itsself

I'd be smug too if I knew that what I was doing was ending the white race.