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The fucking jews have infiltrated my head. MK Ultra or some shit. Im thinking bad thought,s these demons inside my head need to be fucking purged. How do I cleanse my mind and soul of their control?
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you use buckshot mouthwash
/pol/ was a mistake i hope this site dies.
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>>38392188
Fuck off out of my thread you piece of shit, they are creating thoughts in my head and they know I know, these aren't mine
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CRRAWWWWLLLINNG IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLL

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>10th time jerking off today
>can't move my legs for like a minute after orgasm
m-my body can't even even h-h-handle how horny I am
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>>38392118
W-what do you stimulate, anon?
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I think that's your body's way to tell you that you're dying
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>>38392138
should I go for the 11th time? im already feeling it again

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Never had the chance yet
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>>38392117
never had the chance to get cum on your face?
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This thread is highly homosexual in nature
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It feels just as you'd expect

The thing that's distinctive about it is the smell, which can make you gag slightly if you're not used to it

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Friendly reminder that masturbation is technically adultery.
Stop masturbating.
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>>38392110
reminder that premarital sex is a sin
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having sex using birth control is technically sodomy, as is handjobs, blowjobs, anal, etc.\

but as you can see that's not stopping anybody
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top jej you spook

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nostalgia for the comfy moment when a feel was expressed perfectly by an anonymous image reply
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Bumping onigiri
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>>38392095
That was supposed to be a roach but it looks more like a beetle
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>>38393320
>supposed to be a roach
Kafka never specified it was a roach, just like the Holy Bible never mentions Eve offering Adam an apple.

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Alright robots I need help. My cousin left me his appartment for the night as he's out of town and I needed a place to crash. Problem is his door, one of those top to bottom window doors, doesn't seem to close by key from the inside. Is that normal? I'd call him, but I already made a sperg of myself failing to find the key he left me.

I always had old fashion padlock doors and this new stuff is alien to me. Does the door autolock? Am I supposed to push the knob upward? The key fits but does nothing else from the inside. Halp!
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>>38392036
Post pic you autist nobody knows what you're talking about
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>>38392036
So the door is glass? Like the other anon suggested, you might wanna post a pic of the door or at least the doorknob/handle on the inside.

If it's an apartment, it may just stay "locked" all the time. So when you leave, you just have to take the key with you and you're good.
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>>38392058
>>38392094
Nevermind, I got it. It was one of those knobs you had to fiddle with while inserting the key. Damn technology, I juat hope I can get it open again.

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Can we discuss Randy Stair or in his mind "Andrew Blaze"

Do you think he is living as his ghost persona he dreamed of? or do you think he's just rotting in the ground?
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Did anyone know this kid in any kind of way personally?

I wonder how the voice actors feel about after this whole shooting happened, if they feel responsible for contributing to his work. Have they voiced their opinions yet?
What about the animators he apparently contacted have they voiced their opinions did they ever say why they didn't animate for him?
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This is where he thought he could go to after he died.
As illustrated by Andy -
"Andrew Blaze" as Himself (Left)
Mackenzie West *his love (Right)
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He only managed to kill three people in a shooting.
Edgy faggot couldn't even do it right.

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huh what is htis
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>>38391995
u r b&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7KAAM1JohU
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>>38391995
A way to get your private info
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>>38392958
>>38392024
was this trump's fault?

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How do you make it through a 24 hour day without getting bored?
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>>38391937
Masturbating and reading
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>>38391937
Arson is always interesting.
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>>38391937
by having a life
haha no but seriously, drug abuse

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*blocks your cis path*
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>science is real.
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>>38391898
Idk why people are falling for that pic so much, it's not even a good shop
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*evolves*

Does anyone else here have really violent dreams but not feel violent in every day life? I've been having violent dreams every night since I was 18 probably. Shit like:
>Last night I dreamed I murdered a beagle puppy in my house. I hid it and the police came, I got arrested and went to court, got off because they couldn't find the puppy, went home and tore it up with my hands and flushed it down my toilet
>Shooting people (in combat or just civilians in general)
>Witnessing graphic violence. A few people were in a low-rider and an IED went off and they got turned into hamburger meat/parts
>Raping people (men and women) and murdering them

I don't get what's up with my subconscious. I play some violent video games like Rainbow Six Siege but mostly it's strategy games like Total War
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most dream imagery is symbolic, your brain processing your world in a controlled environment - so i'd reckon violent incidents in your subconscious are your way of trying to cope with something disturbing you IRL

have you moved house recently, or had some other life-altering change in the last few months?
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>>38391938
sorry, just saw that you said you've been dealing with this since you were 18

is that when you moved out from home and went to college or something?
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>>38391938
I OD'd last October (it was just an opiate binge, I've been clean since then) but the dreams have been going on for at least 5 years now. I don't know about symbolism, but it's almost like it's the worst part of me coming out (I think Freud called it the Id)
Are some people just born violent? I was in the state militia for a few years where I learned how to fight/kill etc and I think I'd hold up in combat pretty well. I would never be violent to innocent people or animals though

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ITT: Unpopular opinions
Dogs are stupid, inbred, vile, annoying and disgusting animals, and only normalfags disagree with this sentiment
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I don't hate dogs but all you stated here were facts. They eat shit and vomit, they are in fact inbred as hell, and they have far fewer neurons in their brains than cats do.
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Suicide should be legal and state subsidized, with no questions asked service and a department which specializes in liquidating/dispersing the items of the deceased.
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M-most job applications are online now.

>ran out of cigarettes
>cant stop crying and screaming
wat do

>inb4 anti smoking reddit fags are like "HERR DERR DATS WAT U GET"
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>>38391820
HERR DERR DATS WAT U GET
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>>38391820

Here is a top fucking idea lad

Go buy more
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>>38391820
I ran out of cigarettes 3 days ago and just never bothered to buy more. Apparently quitting is very easy.

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>More women are having sex than ever before
>There are still guys not getting laid
Pussy is easy as fuck to get, whats wrong with you??
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pumping this oroiginal bread
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Women feel no attraction to me.
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>>38392725
>>38392725
>Women feel no attraction to me.
Why not? oriiginal

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>new pizza place is hiring laundry lists of people ASAP
>walk in, smile, greet the cashier and have small talk
>she complains that no men were applying, thinks I'm certain to get a job there
>hand in my application
>everything is going well
>three weeks later
>no call, no email, no nothing
>go to the pizza place
>still has "NEED HELP" sign on the window

Just what the fuck am I doing wrong here?
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>>38391786
it's called following through
important for getting a job and improving your tennis game
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>>38391786
Did you remember to speak with the manager and give him a firm handshake? That's all you needed to do, Champ.
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>>38391855
I hate this meme.

Ravioli ravioli I am a sad boyoli

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