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fucking hell guys i cant watch the final episode of an anime because, belive it or not, i CARE too much about the characters and i dont want it to end.

I want their relationship to remain in this exact spot .

This has never happneed before, to actually care about some characters in a stupid anime

Well might as well watch some gay ass new anime till i gather the courage to end that
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>>38394759
the lack of closure doesn't bother you?
I'm sorry to say anon, but you might not be an autist
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>>38394759
>still empathising with characters in a show
You're not a robot
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>>38394759
I had a similar feeling when watching K on. I dreaded the seniors leaving Azusa in high school. It was the closest I came to crying in years maybe.

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Would you vote for Hillary if she ran in 2020? Seriously, she'd make a great president.
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>>38394754
No, Hillary is a disgrace to the democratic party. Actually, she fits it perfectly. It's a shame our two options this past election were two walking memes. Fucking embarrassing
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>>38394807
Donald Trump is a good president, and I'm proud to have voted for him :^)
Fuck spics
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>>38394754
>Would you vote for Hillary if she ran in 2020? Seriously, she'd make a great president.

No
The only reason I voted for her in 2016 is because she was the only alternative to the walnut running for red
Not only is she too old, there is no way the dems are going to run her again

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today i'm turning 23 yrs old. Life is a huge journey, specially when you are not born attractive but with the will to be something in this world.

Months ago i wanted to fucking kill myself, i thought i was a sub-human and shit, but life is more than what you faggots cry all the time, man up and go ahead.

cheers fella's, this faggot is gonna enjoy his little day, i hope you do so.

PIC RELATED, ME FEW HOURS AGO.
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Happy birthday Anon

opopopop
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>>38394743
happy birthday dude, have some tits
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Happy birthday Anon
Go watch a movie you like where there's birthdays involved and pretend it's you they are wishing. I did that on my bd and it was cool.

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>wake up, look up, see this

wat do
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Move real fucking slow.
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>>38394712
*notices horse dick*
OwO
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>>38394712
*passes out again*

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Does anyone else have those people who leave your life and wonder what happened to them but later you find out how they turned out. Ill say one

>had this girl who I always crushed on
>like since middle school
>we were friends but she was a huge roastie and i had no chance so I just beta-orbitted her
>never made a move even though I was obsessed with her
>Soon find out she was moving across the country for college
>decide fuck it I'll go for it
>throughout senior year I got closer to her
>soon we became really close friends
>the day before she left for college I told her how i felt
>'sorry anon I cant do it. You feel like a brother too me and i could never'
>then she left without saying bye
>was heartbroken for years never really got over it
>lost contact with her and wondered how she was now
>fast forward to yesterday
>browsing for some porn to abuse my tenderloin
>so this one on the popular page
>'white slut cant get enough BBC'
>look closer at the thumbnail
>notice its stacy from high school
>she does porn now and has several videos of her getting railed by black guys

The lord works in mysterious ways
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>>38394705
>getting railed by black guys

L-link please
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>>38394705
>middle school
>just moved to new city, that means new school
>meet great friends, best i've ever had
>even meet my future gf, don't think much of her at the time
>get asked out first week there by crazy girl
>too much of a beta to say no
>she gets mad at me for not going to lunch one day (i had to finish a project)
>she beats my best friend up for making a joke about how crazy she is
>we break up (shit relationship anyways)
>she dates a chad in highschool
>beats him up
I find out she's in prison for starting a riot in berkley, I laughed my ass off.
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>>38394705
You really dodged a bullet. Well, more like you tried to kill yourself with the gun and you couldn't get it to work even if you wanted it to, but in the end you should be glad you weren't shot.

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Anyone else enjoy crossdressing here?
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>>38394681
>tfw going to drive an hour to fuck a CD i met online tonight

im not even gay, thats whats so crazy about all this
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I'm literally considering starting doing it since I met one. Pic related. Hes convincing me of bottoming for BBC

>>38394717
Green text pls
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>>38394681
>Anyone else enjoy crossdressing here?

I would like to try to cross dress
but I don't have girl clothes
>tfw no big sis (male) who dresses me up and puts makeup on me and tells me I'm cute

>>38394737
that guy is is ugly as fuck what the hell is wrong with you

>>38394717
>>38394737
can both of you pls just fuck off this board is for pure virgin boys who just want to wear cute things

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I don't know how to explain this... It was 11pm and someone was frantically ringing my doorbell. I went to the door, and it was Andy fuckin Dick. He just strolled into my house and raided my pabst. He was obviously on something, and very agitated. So I just poured my self a drink and let it unfold. He left at around 3am. Green text?
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>>38394654
Please go on, anon. I'm curious...
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>>38394654
poor andy dick
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>>38394654
http://imgur.com/gallery/4Mmbj
fuck off

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Times you nearly died.

>be on airplane
>senile lady is looking for the bathroom
>mfw she opens the escape door
>wind rips her watch off; stewardess closes door before anyone dies.
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>driving with dad in the mountains
>he goes to overtake slowfuck
>the dashed lines I thought were pretty bad was on nearly s-shaped piece of highway
>As he's overtaking other truck comes around the corner
>dad slams gas to pass guy
>other guy not relenting
>Was not even a second off from head on collision
>notice all the little gravesites on the side of the highway
>niece wasn't even wearing seatbelt right
>guy we almost died trying to overtake passes us on my parents dozenth smoke break

>in elementary
>doing shotput
>go to grab my ball
>some tardo throws one not even a meter from my head

>spent all my money on ibuprofen to overdose because oneitis wouldn't reciprocate my love
>drink a bunch of liquor with it and go to sleep
>wake up feeling like burning and puking everywhere

>remember parents taking me up a tram and almost sliding down a mountain because wasn't strong enough to kick into snow and get a good grip
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You do realize those doors are impossible to open because of the pressue while in flight, right?
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>>38394631
This is real life, son.
An escape door wont open while midflight that easily
But good job, opening the thread with a fat big lie.

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What's the deal with vocaloid?
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>>38394627
It's pretty cute.
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>>38394774
>It's pretty cute.
Why is it so popular though? The music is shit
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>>38394802
Vocaloid music is really quite diverse and varied. It is not created by a single individual or organization. The music is also often accompanied by fanart or animated music videos. Weebs love stuff like that.

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1:02 always gives me goosebumps. i just want to spend a christmas in comfy japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kfQdolw0DA
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>> 'comfy japan'
>> almost audible eye-rolling commences
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>>38395239
japan is comfy you fuck
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>>38395478
Have you been there?
Do you speak Japanese?

>tfw I post a shitload of insightful, thought out or funny posts all over /lit/, /his/, /pol/, /out/ and /fit/, and have all the different OPs open in different tabs
>keep refreshing the pages waiting for (You)s to come trailing in, but nothing happens
>oh well, I just have to wait anyways
>close the computer and then anticipate the replies that I'll get later
>open the computer after several hours
>0 (You)s
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>>38394561

I think you know what the deal is, here.
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>>38394561
People will answer bait threads OHPEE

Have this (you) it was a hard day.
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> post blacked, tfwngf and cum on face threads
> 300 yous

Really tickles your pickle doesn't it

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>had the "turn into anime girl" dream
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>>38394548
Can I have one too please?
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>had the playing dark souls dream again
it's kind of sad when your brain invents new bosses and areas that you'll never see again
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>had the get shot in the head dream again

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mom says i can't talk to you lads anymore

i'll miss you, so bye bye
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>>38394498
Bye bye.

Have a smug afterlife!
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>>38394498
Bye Anon. It was nice having you here. Hopefully when you're a good little NEET your mom will let you talk to us again.
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>>38394498
Bye lad, I'll miss you a lot dude *gives bro hug* take care... *wipes away manly tear*

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Threads like this get probably postet everyday, but i have to write it out somewhere

About i year i met a girl in my class
We became quickly friends and now she says i am one of the most important persons in her life
In all that time i have completely fallen in love with her

I have never met someone like her
Someone who understands me and makes me genuinely happy

And of course she has a boyfriend
And of course he is taller and stronger than me

Lately their relationship is going more downhill than usual and she spends more time with me
But i know they wont just break up

I dont know what i am supposed to do
Should i fight for her?
Should i just give up and just keep her as a friend?
Because if i fuck up i would lose her and i dont want that
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>>38394408
>I dont know what i am supposed to do
Learn how to green text, faggot.
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You are nothing more than an emotional tampon. You are probably a skinny beta faggot. She's probably a 5/10 at best whose pussy you have firmly placed upon a pedestal.

Here's the thing OP you probably could have had her if you hadn't inserted yourself into her life in the most platonic and asexual way possible. She views you as she views a fucking chair. You are nothing but the of background furnishing of her life. You orbit her cunt flaps because you are so grateful she acknowledge your existence.

Jesus Christ OP just take a step back from this. You are in love with a girl you have never dated who gets railed by another man every night. You need to just walk away before you fall any deeper. Reevaluate your life, hit the gym, bang some fatties and above all never comeback to this board again crying about some 2 bit roastie. You're a man. Fucking act like one.
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>>38394408
you should watch k-on anon!

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>tfw you'll never see a real life dinosaur
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Do you live in the NE US? There are a lot of great museums in NY/Philly. I've been meaning to go back to the museum of natural history for a while now. If you don't, you still might have something like that relatively close maybe.
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>>38394393
it wouldn't be that exciting anyway. Like the time I first saw an elephant or komodo dragon
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>>38394393
>tfw you gave up on your childhood dream of becoming a paleontologist
Bad feels all around.

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