>ywn hear "Impregnate me" from a girl
>ywn hear "I love you" from a girl that isn't lying
>>39524525
>implying love exists
>ywn hear "I only have eyes for you" from a girl
I've lived in the same apartment complex for seven years now and have been stealing panties from the free community laundromat almost the entire time. The best is when they leave quickly right after they start the load so you can grab dirty panties on top of the pile that haven't gotten wet yet.
People are catching on though, they have started putting up signs about missing clothing and I even heard two women talking about a possible panty thief.
I can't stop but I also don't want to grt caught, especially when this couple with two young cuties moved in recently.
Who else is a connoisseur of unmentionables?
i'll show you mine if you show me yours, OP
>>39524479
Just stop for a month until the tension dies down then return to your efforts. There are loads of other placs to steal panties anyway.
greattt thread OP
So how is someone who is socially crippled beyond all hope supposed to land a job? Not even a good job in my major but literally any job. I've sent out literally over 10,000 job applications since graduating college and all I ever hear is that I'm not "a good fit". I've asked for advice all over but all I ever hear is "hurr, durr, network more". I realize that like 90% of you are NEETS but surely a lifetime of failure has at least taught you what NOT to do. So if anyone has any advice please spill the beans.
>>39524463
We don't belong in this world. This is why we don't even bother and learn to accept that.
>>39524463
when did you graduate college? what major? answer these and i can possibly help
>>39524463
The job market right now is pretty shit so its not just you man.The only way to get hired these days is through nepotism
> spic pissmate (shares a bathroom with me) fucks girl hard and loud in his room as I am trying to sleep
> 30 minutes later walks in through my bathroom as I am in my underwear listening to fashwave music and browsing /pol/
> he tries to show me a video of him fucking two girls 30 minutes ago
> grab my guitar and try to ward him out, yelling at him, tell him he is a degenerate 6-8 times
> he says he is fucking another girl in an hour
> finally kick him out
>>39524461
He fucked four girls in one night? Didn't know mexican chads existed
>>39524524
no 3
the one girl I thought he was fucking was actually two
also I've only ever seen him with white women, usually aryan.
Polfuck I think you posted this on the wrong board
Reminder that if you go out to eat and your waiter is a girl dont tip her cause she dosent deserve a fucking penny
>>39524442
>waitress flirts to bring tips
shitty
>host does a good job regardless of gender
tip appropriately/within your means
>>39524519
Fuck off all women are fucking terrible and deserve to be treated terribly
>>39524442
>Reminder that if you go out to eat and your waiter is a girl dont tip her cause she dosent deserve a fucking penny
>going out to eat
lol I can't tip if I serve myself.
you should leave if you go out for a reason like eating.
>what kind of music/band do you like, anon?
How the fuck do I respond to this? If I tell them the truth and say I only listen to anime/vidya soundtracks, they'd get weirded out and think of me as a freak, yet if I lie and say I don't listen to any music, they'll get pissed off and question why I don't. I'm at a loss here.
>What did you do this weekend?
>What do you like to do with your friends?
>Any girls in your life? ;)
>>39524405
Welll theres two ways to go about this.
>1. find genre of vidya music, say that genre
>2. If you're gonna lie at all may as well just say some normie genre like rap and list three random bix nood kangz songs if they ask
>So, anon, what do you do on your free time?
What's the farthest you got?
> how did you get there?
I fucked a girl yesterday
>I said 'We should chill'
I gave myself a handjob yesterday.
I just grabed my dick and started jerking it.
Eaten out a girl, she was into it, but she didnt let me enter her for some reason
>24 yo old.
Please help. I was just a youngster not so long ago.
>>39524379
>woke up this morning a 24 year old
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
I WAS 16 WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT
HOW DID 8 YEARS PASS IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
HELP ME
>>39524399
Never had a life. I will die alone.
I just remember the comfy days of playing animal crossing on my gamecube in middle school, where did it all go so wrong.
Took my first shower since Thursday.
Usually take one every other day if I didn't sweat or get dirty
How often do you other robots shower?
>>39524357
Usually everyday. Sometimes twice if I was working out. Might skip a day if I did nothing.
Any day that I plan on going out/having visitors.
>>39524357
i wanna eat that ass
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
i fucking hate this
Why are dog owners so cucked?
>destroy everything within reach when left unattended
>shit, piss everywhere
>smell like shit, incapable of hygeine
>loud as fuck claws that cant even climb trees
>bark at all hours of the day and night at nothing
>ugly as fuck, their owners still fawn over their deformed, mutated decorative breeds that could never survive without a human to feed it
>will beg you for your food even if you already fed them, literally gibsmedat
>hyperactive, noisy, sheds everywhere, constantly having to be cleaned up after, not a therapeutic pet at all
dogcucks stay mad, even if an ass-headed aggro pitbull tears a newborn limb from limb they'll still step in and say he dindu nuffin
>>39524336
what kind of pets do you like OP
>>39524380
hate them all
>>39524402
you sound like an insufferable FAGGOT OP :\
>queuing for matchmaking in an online game
>"anon get on ventrilo"
>>39524325
>do you have a mic?
Oreg
>>39524660
hate people like you, why cant you just fucking communicate so we can win the match you insecure fucko
>inb4 chad
Why do I chicken out every time I get close to sucking a dick?
I feel like I'm definitely going to do it, then I reach a point where I'm no longer interested and I ghost the guy.
you need to dress and be pretier
>>39524348
Why?
I don't dress at all, why do I need to?
>>39524364
I've dressed before, once when way younger, once or twice like 3 years ago... I enjoyed these times very, very much.
But I don't have a strong desire to do so now...
>it's another episode of self loathing and feeling completely useless
>>39524302
I'm going to smoke a cig, check on my threads then try and move on to something else.
I saw a post by a normie who said to go for any cracks in the robot mindset, maybe that's a good clue. Pursue the cracks and try to wedge them open like escaping a mental prison.
lately I've been feeling very suicidal, it's all bad, it's hard to do anything when you think you have no future.
>it's another episode of falling in love with your online friend
>>39524354
>lately I've been feeling very suicidal, it's all bad, it's hard to do anything when you think you have no future.
OP here. Unfortunately, I know that feel
>tfw no more 4chan ads with autistic anime girls advertising onaholes
>tfw no more 4chan ads advertising weird indie games
>tfw no more 4chan ads advertising supplements and protein powder
>tfw all we get now are scam ads and clickbait cancer that occasionally plays audio
Why have you forsaken us, gook moot?
>>39524292
>Not using an adblocker
>2017
You deserve to suffer
>>39524312
I want to support the website that I shit post on every day.
>>39524292
>Looking around for ads OP is talking about
>About to post asking where the hell he's seeing these ads
>Forgot I had adblocker enabled
All ads are cancer, fuck off shill
So I fucked a trans hooker last night and I prefer trannies over women now. Am I gay?
>>39524197
Nah, man, you cool.
>>39524234
whew thought i was gay for a second haha
You're leaving the implication that women still hold some favor just not as much as transsexuals, so I'd say you're bisexual.