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>inb4 no replies
come on you fucks I don't have the motivation to come up with a meme to draw you into my thread

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>>38399361
I mean you're asking a fucking impossible question. If i found something that made me happy i wouldn't be shitposting here on a saturday night. I say just find a hobby or somethit to distract yourself. Hang in there.

>>38400095
>i wouldn't be shitposting here on a saturday night
nah I think a lot of people here have grown beyond feeling shit about no friends, and I don't think being alone on Saturday is any reason to be down in-and-of itself - I used to be find with being a loner before I left school. Plenty of loners don't have the accompanying poor mental health a lot of robots have.

>>38399256
>>terrified that if i ever tried to kms before i got old that id survive as a vegetable and have all my knives and guns taken
This is actually the one thing that keeps me from trying to kms.

>>38399256
Live a dangerous lifestyle then, if that's really your biggest fear. Do risky things long enough and you won't have to worry about growing old, right?

>>38399271
if i were to do it (only if i ever get old and shit) would be out in some woods some place

and by shotgun

7am on a Sunday. At least there won't be much going on.

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>tfw quit job
>tfw living in car
>tfw spending all day around town, play vidya and charge laptop at campus library
>tfw only bills I have to pay are food and gas
>there are still cucks who wageslave all day and give half their wage to landlord shekelstein

>>38399322
You never got robbed while sleeping senpai?

>>38399170
I did a lot of psychedelic drugs and ended up randomly gaining the ability to think abstractly enough to figure out how to get into programming, something that I'd tried earlier when I was still in high school and didn't get anywhere with at the time.

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>>38399170
I just said I wasn't gonna live this way anymore; got a college education, got a job making six figures which goes to the bills then myself seeing as I live alone, and also started going to the gym. You are in control of what you want to be, firmly grasp it

>>38399170
Clawed my dying mind out of the pit of despair and existential terror, and discovered methods of manipulating and controlling my own emotions more effectively. I'm now the calmest, most patient person in my family. Now I'm at the least well on the path to success, at least, what I consider it to be.

>>38399131
What's the point? Just let them loose.

they actually have self help groups like alcohols anonymus where you can talk about your fetishes. its really nice to hear stories similar to what you were struggling through. i remember one man shared a story about his collection of animal penis dildoes and i almost broke down crying because i knew his struggle. they lean more towards sexual deviancy, and luckily not that strict because nuns with rulers always got ready to go like a nail in a crucifix. but sadly i fell off the bandwagon and when a friend left his kitty cat ears and whip tail at my condo, i was gone. anyway, if you see a guy named tito, tell him im doing ok. he was my sponsor at the time. just tell him i dont shit in kitty litter boxes and more and only use carrots for the most part. thank you and god bless

>>38399131
>gain self control from my degenerate fetishes
>implying they're not perfectly healthy and natural

What are u a nazi?

>>38399091
They're at home.

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>>38399091

that's a good tomoko

I really need to sit down and read that manga one day

also what the fuck is the point of this thread

>>38399137
im lonely man
i need help

>>38399083
Link?
Origanale Bogale

As a side note, a couple of other treads mentioned goth and emo girls, you can find fap sources there.

>>38399124

Vampirerave(.)(com)

(no parentheses)

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This is hilarity. How can someone lack self-awareness to this degree?

>>38399048
The conquering of weaker cultures is inevitable

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>>38399048
>Don't worry m'lady. I fight with my superior intellect.

can you point me to the nearest bathroom?

orginimial

Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!

>>38399045
When i did smoke weed first time i was not so nice. But second time it was really awesome.

I have smoked weed 8 years now and it is always awesome to me.

Maybe try second or get a better dieler.

Now i some times smoke opium. Because it is legal in my country. But weed is still illegal.

this guy is an insecure beta that seeks validation, probably posting these threads himself

>>38399022
I, uh, read the Bible. And listen to the radio. And smoke cigarettes.

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good luck, anons
why is there so much feet?

>>38399166
please 9-0

>>38398988
Well maybe if I dont know what I want, then I might get something I do want!

>>38398988
Dunno, but if you try sometime, you might just find...you get what you need

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>>38398988
My life is a pretty grand example of that saying in the works.
Ive never had one single thing go in my favour my whole life.

The best thing that ever happened to me was discovering the internet, isnt that sad?

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>>38398962

Mushishi
Texhnolyze
Kaiba
Tatami Galaxy
Magnetic Rose
Kino No Tabi
Mononoke
Mind Game

All personal favorites I'd recommend. Anything Yuasa Maasaki is top tier for me.

Just watch Initial D

You don't really need any other anime

I'm watching Boku dake ga Inai Machi at the moment. I'm sure a lot of people here have seen it already but I'd say it's one of the best newer animes out there from what I've seen so far.

>>38398912
nothing, aliens dont exist

>>38398912

They are ayyy lmaoing at people like
>>38398984

>>38398984
That's pretty ridiculous. Do you know how large the universe is and how small and randomly located our planet is relative to it?

if he's enjoying sucking the dick and meanwhile you're sitting at home alone posting on /r9k/ on a friday night, who is making the better choices?

>>38398909
sucking dick is so fucking hot. I don't give a fuck if it makes me beta or not. it's just so fucking hot.

>>38398978
>>38399043
Two beta tranny enablers I see.
Guess the webm is your future.

a long with youtube and twitter, most probably.

>>38398905
Forums that exist now tend to be on fairly niche topics and have existed for a while. Any forum that wasn't niche enough probably got swallowed by facebook, and making a new forum is silly since you'll get more exposure and popularity by making a new subreddit.

Forums just aren't as good for conversation