> OK class, let's go around and everybody tell us something interesting about themselves.
>9th grade
>English teacher has us fill out some paper day one with stuff like interests quirks important things she needs to know etc.
>Tells us it'll just be read by her later so she can understand us
>Once we finish she tells us she lied and we have to read ours in front of the class
>Tfw wrote about how I was depressed, alone, and wanted a quiet desk in the corner because I had crippling anxiety
First betrayel of high school within record time of minutes
>Go up
>Mumble something about liking music
>Sit down
She ended up putting me in the front
I once, when I was a horny teenager and alone on the weekend, jerked off 9 times in a 24 hour period.
>>38400883
Only managed 3 times. Did it hurt?
>I fell for the boipucci meme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i habe herpes now
hope you get aids too
>>38400717
Is this a serious post
orig
>>38400717
You cunts ruin every fucking board with your shit. It's as if you have nothing else to do but shitpost homo, racebait, and cuck threads 24/7. I don't even care if it's just a couple, but you cunts fill half the board with your bullshit, and I don't care what the shitposters replying to me say it wasn't always this bad. You braindead retards have somehow managed to make this cesspool worse. End your life my man
Are acnefags the true shitskins?
Not shitskins, pizzskins
>>38400705
>>38400732
No that'd imply their condition was curable fixable.
They aren't even human they are hideous ghouls
I have never seen a single fembot post in an acnebro thread except the ones who are ghouls themselves. They must really consider them hideous.
I'm lonely and sad : <
U can be my friend anon
Pls
Same
originalalalalalalall
>>38400691
Who isn't these days?
Another one, why not, What are you guys sipping on tonight?
>>38400651
Bleach.
organial
Here is what I am drinking, weeb man
>>38400696
That shit is good I can't lie, not huge on scotch but it's pretty damn good
Has a girl ever caught you looking up their skirt?
I've been caught a few times but only once did the girl say anything. It was kind of awkward.
>>38400645
When I was in elementary school I "dropped my pencil" ten times per class whenever a girl in a skirt was sitting across from me, I'm almost 100% sure they noticed.
I kept doing it anyway.
>>38400645
No because I don't look at girls in public especially their bodies. Every time you do you give them your energy that nurtures their ego and gives them more power. And it's wrong.
>>38400645
>only once did the girl say anything. It was kind of awkward
Yeah, just don't even tell us what she said. gj.
Does /r9k/ want to play a game?
>there are 3 landmasses, an archipelago, an island and the mainland
>one landmass will be filled with robots, and the other one with normies, chads & stacies
>doubles and triples will decide where do the robots and normies will be placed (only one landmass per group)
>more things will happen as time goes on
Robots on the archipelago so the chads/stacies/normies can form a successful society on the mainland and expand it over a wide area
>>38400624
this guy gets it
also bump
fuck me then
last bump
i should have posted this on a monday, board slow as hell
if this 404s i'm gonna try another day
the rarer, the better
let's get this going, anons
Very recent, about 12 hours ago.
>>38400983
fresh oregano
original
In an alternate universe Shadman becomes the president of the United States. What happens next?
>>38400531
a loli wife for every NEET
every female grows a large penis
how did a shitty porn artist become president
hi robots
I'm on the brink of killing myself right now
can anyone give me one good reason not to
kek
tell me everything. Don't sperg out about it at first, start with twenty words or less
>>38400525
hey my dude not going to pretend I know how you feel but have you tried getting help? theres always a possibility to turn your life around and b happy : )
>>38400576
I have and I'm convinced some people just can't be fixed
Just got back from a 20s single event and can confirm women are shit.
>Most dressed liked complete sluts.
>All make sexual innuendos, like sex is the only thing on their mind.
>Most drank obscene amounts of alcohol.
>Most expected the guys to pay for their food (only appetizers were provided for free).
I'm sure most of you will think I'm eating sour grapes right now, but that's not really the case. Most of these women were gross, not in physical appearance but how they conducted themselves. Don't know how things got this bad.
Only halfway positive thing was a pretty cute black chick I ended up talking with for a good while. She was not only physically attractive, but probably the only half-decent person there in terms of the way she conducted herself. But then she dropped the "...and my kid..." line, so obviously I bailed on that before anything happened.
>>38400470
why the HELL would you go to a singles event? what is wrong with you?
You shouldnt have expected good picking at such an event.
>>38400470
>But then she dropped the "...and my kid..." line
You should have asked what happened to the kid's father. Maybe her husband died in an accident or something. That would make it okay in my book.
/breakup/ songs? Just broke up with my first and only gf and it hurts, bad.
I'll start:
Dry Your Eyes - The Streets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
Frank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYQs2rRnJYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-I5Xr88vhs
Although you should probably listen to something inspiring or cheerful instead, wallowing seems fun but it's destructive.
change your heaaarrt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksz4NAM94Rw
Did you isolate yourself because you were mentally ill or the personality disorder made you isolate yourself
I have no self-restraint and I'm not interested in building any lmao
You just restated the same thing twice
you mean "did you become mentally ill because you isolated yourself or did you isolate yourself because you were mentally ill"
And the answer is I don't even know anymore
Personality disorders are a mental illness.
I'm a schizoid so yeah it's impacted on my ability to do anything in life, even simple things in life like going outside or to a shopping center, let alone having relationships or working a job.
I'm 30 now, only just started seeing a clinical psychologist for this a few months ago, but I've already had tests done with a specialist the psychologists sent me to and I've been diagnosed.
Going to be applying for autism bux this week as the 2 psychologists who I've been seen have both recommended I apply. Their giving me their written reports this week ( the shit I have to hand in with my autism bux application).
*Blocks your Fleshlight order*
>looks like an autistic virgin who watches cp
>20 years and millions of dollars later
>looks like he could fuck your bitch without even trying
Looks like a literal evil villain
>>38400480
It's funny how the most robot looking billionaire is the most evil one
>tfw just found my teenage sister's whore bucket list
>>38400302
You're way too slow dude. I've seen this picture about 3 times already today. I expect fresher bait.
>>38400302
>artsy 4th of july
PROUD PATRIOT
Lmao "go ape"?!?!?
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