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>>38401719
That's not a girl. That's a man.
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>>38401757
yeah... ok...
proof?

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I would do anything for a gf (male) like that and to suck their penis

>>38401717
>fuck the poor
>kill all poor people
I agree

>>38401717
>fuck the poor
>kill all poor people
I can't begin to explain how much I agree with you.
My roommate is poor and she annoys the fuck out of me with how much she keeps talking about how poor she is and how envious she is of me because I am not poor.

"Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!
...
Blessed are the strong, for they shall inherit the earth - Cursed are the weak, for they shall inherit the yoke.
Blessed are the powerful, for they shall be reverenced among men - Cursed are the feeble, for they shall be blotted out." Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible

>>38402089
Why do you have a female roommate

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>>38401668
I feel like a waste for even trying.

>>38401752
What's even worse is that I can't just assume she's telling the truth.
It would be easier to believe I have the worst luck in the world and that every time I've tried to meet up with friends that they're not all inexplicably busy.
And I can't be selfish and say, fuck your plans, I have to roll over and say "What can ya do."

Dragonball super is cuuhrazy right now. Really enjoying it.

>>38401603
>How do we have consciousness?
Physical components communicate with each other in such a way that over time, it is possible to create and add atomic facts together to create a sum of experience.
>Is there a god or anything after death?
Yes.

>>38401697
This is an interesting subject to me. What makes you think you're right?

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>>38401741
I took Pascal's wager. The mammal brain puts everything into hierarchy, and so I figure that the best pacifier for that part of myself is believing in God, whether He's there or not. If people even have a concept of God, then He must exist in some form, otherwise what are we referring to?
As far as the design of consciousness, the Internet itself can be considered a sort of brain with neurons and a collective consciousness, even if it has no ego. The OSI model is a more technical model of the process that I'm describing, and is a superset of TCP/IP.

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>>38401578
wow, must feel really nice. 2bh if a girl legit came onto me I would consider rejecting her just to get back, so that she might feel our pain.
although girls don't really 'fall in love' same way males do so go figure i guess.

>>38401609
That's why I did it, give them a taste of their own medicine.

>>38401578
i rejected a girl in 6th grade, i regret it dearly. i basically realized i was too much of a autist to hold down a relationship

no one decent thinks normie life is bad

>>38401568

Robot success stories are the best

>>38401568
Nice dude. Which one of her beta orbiters is she doing this with tomorrow night?

>>38401567
>What do?
Undo the tape and tell her
>You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat these
as I hand her a plate of eggs

Piss up her nostril

>>38401567
Apply tape on her nose so she can't breathe then tickle her til she runs out of breath.

>>38401487
kill yourself


originaguru

>>38401747
rather than suicide, cant you give me a more mature reply?

>>38401487
"just do it" is horrible fucking advice but that's literally all i can say

I was in your position and I found making myself get the fuck up and do something different for once went a long way in changing my routine up. The idea is that you're trying. Even if you say, get up, and take a walk for 10 fucking minutes, then go back in and play vidya, you've made a few steps. From there you can seriously pick yourself up. The idea is to break your routine. Make tiny little dents, and then you can start tearing apart the whole thing.

It depends a lot on your mindset but meditation can work wonders aswell in terms of making yourself a little more comfortable with your existence and hopefully less resistant to the change you want.

>>38401483
especially sports/athletic competitions

tfw you were never in a grand final
tfw you never won an academic award
tfw "achievements" part of your resume is empty

>Go to championship more than once
>lose every time
Probably contributed to how i am

Sounds like a bad idea tbqh

Sounds like a real bad idea.

>>38401481
So you want a thread with no pics whatsoever?
Great fucking job OP.

>>38401475
Call her up and ask if she wants to try a relationship again

>>38401605
No way my dude. Its been too long she probably moved on or something.

>>38401731
Don't be a defeatist pussy, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Send her a message right now, for all you

>>38401468
Yes I would like to know that as well

>>38401468
Not a cuck, but I'm pretty sure it isn't an inherently racial fetish. You and your fellow /pol/dditors the only ones bringing race into it really.

>>38401586
Well anyway why not fuck your own God damn wife like a normal man?

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No. You should stir the pot more.

>>38401488
Sorry, I'm straight-edge, I am adverse towards drugs for leisurely uses.

>>38401458
Honestly, if you're who I think you are then yes. Also please don't kill yourself. He's not coming back either.

>>38401452
tell them that guy threw the box at your face and get him fired

>>38401452
don't order dominos pick it up at store and get the $7 pizza deal

>>38401893
Fuck that. Go to 7 Eleven, get a large pizza for $5.55

>>38401440
I've read that there is a lot of child sex abuse in south america. Sorry you've gone through all that...Come to America, its way better

>mother calls you fat ass faggot

Everything seems to be in order here

>>38401440
Is there any area of your life you're happy about, where things are going fine?