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There is only one red flag

>she isn't dtf

Heavy flirting but has a bf

>has not read a book since high school
>proud slut
>dresses in slutty clothing
>religious
>strongly political

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>>38402341
Thanks Anon. I needed that C:

I don't like frogposters but I'll make an exception this time.

Frens 2gether!
Franz 4ever!

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>>38402333
Look! I made almost 80 dollars from only riding my bike around the city. This is a little more than $12 an hour. I'll be a little more serious for a moment. This isn't a replacement for a real job, just something to keep you with pocket change until you find one. On top of that, you get some exercise while you're at it.

>>38402333
>>38402382

Fuck off you dumb roastie. sage

>>38402739
>turns down easy money

ok.

You only need to be tall enough to give the d

>>38402320

Tfw I learned uu

Kek, can I give up 4 inches of my height for 4 inches of dick?

Would be 6'1" no longer freakishly tall with a 10" dick.

thats not a nice thing to call your mother

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>>38402282
That is true. In a post apocalyptic world when law and order breaks down, "women's rights" will become the joke it is, and women will instantly be treated like mere commodities to satiate men. Their emotions, their feelings and their bullshit will be a thing of the past no man will have to endure because raping them would be an easier and safer option rather than trying to court them. It just makes you realise that women were meant to be pieces of flesh created for men's pleasure, and will go back to being that way when the law and order we men created to protect these cunts dissolves.

>>38402282
the story is literally fake you retard
as always OP is being gay for no reason

>>38402243
Puppies are cuter.

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>>38402251

sometimes, but buns have their moments

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buns like having frens

>>38402237
We need more context. Greentext your story please.

if you're a robot past point of no return you will be happy to die. if you're a normie or failed normie, I don't know take LSD or something.

>month to live
do you have cancer or something? is it painful?

are there any videos of people doing it? ive saw gun ones

I hear it's very painful. It's not like in the westerns where they are on a scaffold, a trap door and weighted sandbags. That setup is made to snap the neck. The way most people do it they get painfully strangled on the end of a rope. Don't do it anon.

>>38402160

Have you considered other options?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

You mean the blue album?

>>38402173
The blue album perhaps musically is better, but the themes of Pinkerton probably resonate with people like us better than blue.

>>38402158
>Robot album
>first song is titled Tried of Sex

>Putting something in your butt for any reason whatsoever
Why

>>38402094
Some people like having stuff in their butt anon ;^)

hey dude
dont get so down on yourself
everyone gets a little curious sometimes
that pure sexual adrenaline that fuels your loins into a frenzy
just think of it as plugging your desire to keep it in check

but in reality, you probably totally feel like youre a fag
but you dont have to worry about that at all
if you are a fag, its 2017 which is a very hip time to be into guys butts
but i have a feeling youre not
you're probably just experimenting, which everyone does

i remember i experimented this time by getting super wasted
i inserted a piece of celary into my anus and blacked from all the vodka i drank
luckily my brother and his girlfriend found me on the bathroom floor and woke me up
not the most sanitary place to rest for the night

but i digress,
everyone has their moments filled with passion and desire
i say follow them, because that what life is about, chasing your dreams
for me, i can happily say i long longer have the desire to stick celery in my anus
but the experience will always stick with me

with that being said, i hope you too find what youre looking for friend

>>38401982
*gives $14.37 in change exactly* *tips fedora* have a nice day ma'am

>>38401982
>walmart
>plus tip

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AYO HOW MUTCH UGANA TIP? WE USED TA BE KINGS N SHIT

w2c
originilio

>>38401981
wouId buy/10

>when you know exactly which artist and doujin series that is from
No homo

>>38401881

It does seem very old fashioned. To band together against the unknown.

But we have the Internet now

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>>38401881

It's even worse when people whip out the "social contract" argument but act like it's a set of obligations with no recompense. You MUST support society, even if society does nothing to support you.

>>38401902
Agreed. It's not like we have to fend off wolves at night. I see it as slaves on a plantation ready rovdefend their master to the death and saying their plantation is best and must be defended.

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>>38401812
I used to bang my head against the wall until I fell asleep as a kid and now I get random cluster headaches

I got struck by lightning when I was 13 and now I get random seizures and technology acts weird around me unless I wear rubber gloves.

>>38402034
that reminds me of my childhood friend that cracked his forehead on a brick at 3 and had to get it fixed with a big metal plate. you can't tell he has a chunk of metal on his forehead besides the small scar.

>>38401778
Made me a zombie. Caused me to have a seizure. The years I took them are a blur. Just now, after like three years off of them, am starting to feel human again

>>38401778
Got on them a few months ago. somewhat zombified like >>38401807 mentioned. I'm only on a 25 mg dose but when I go off them I'm extremely irritable and drowsy. All-nighters are easier and I'm less suicidal, though.

>>38401778
They don't work.