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let me have the pleasure of sharing this piece. i like the detailed and realistic work of the goods
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another one. simple yet sophisticated. comfyness of stillness. pie and turkey
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Abraham's sacrifice by Rembrandt

file size is restricting me from a better resolution one
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>>38404788
I love old Dutch art

I've got a nice print of Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" triptych on the wall above my bed. literally the only decoration in my room. It compliments my brooding nature and envy/hatred of normies

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teell moi the last dream you had you can remember

please?
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>>38404141
I rarely remember my dreams but apparently they are all nightmares, my dad says i yell and argue and fight something every night (we sleep in bunk beds) in my sleep.
I think ive had it like that all my life too, i rarely get good sleep and have been tired since i was 8 years old.
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>>38404349
>Anon has to fight off the incubi trying to assault his boipucci every night
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>>38404141
I dreamed something terrible happened and either I was in pain or people stopped liking me. And I was fucking everything up on purpose for no reason.

I don't remember any details but I think that's what happened.

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Any NEETs have a little brother? Will you shield him from da life?
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I have an older brother and all he does is put me down and treat me like trash.
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I have a younger brother.
He went to prison 3 times.
I wish he would die in prison.
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>>38404065
>Will you shield him from da life?

what life? gay incest?

Grills always tell me I look TIRED. REEEEE. How can make these go away? I'm pale and look like the walking dead. All of these stacies have concealer and shit what am I supposed to do?
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>>38404005
Just wear concealer. No one really notices or cares.
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>>38404063
It's 100 degrees here that shit will start melting off my face

>not op
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>>38404115

Op here it's true it's too hot and if I wear makeup stacys and chads will call me a fag. what do?

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20 Washington state NEED G F or else
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>>38403968
You're just simply too ugly for a girlfriend
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>>38404032
O R E L S E

Orgs
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>>38403968
What-cha gonna do about it, anon?

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-some girls don't have partner to go on prom, anon why you aren't going?
-I don't want to
-but anon, think about roastie. Don't you think she'll be sad?
WHAT THE FUCK. WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE WANTS TO GUILT TRIP ME INTO GOING TO PROM. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO. I DON'T CARE HOW ROASTIE WILL FEEL, WHY NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY FEELINGS? REEEEE
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>>38403851
Damn, OP. That sucks that people act that way to you. I can tell you that aside from going to one prom my sophomore year (per being asked), I skipped out on the other opportunities and I don't regret those decisions at all.
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ORIGINAL MOTHER FUCKING BUMP
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>>38403851
>frogposter is selfish for literally no reason
>blogs here about his little life story as if anyone cares
like clockwork

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>New qt quirky nerd girl starts work at my place
>Over a couple weeks i get to know her, similar interests, games, movies, books etc
>She touches me a lot and we develop a bit of chemistry
>Last night one of our light hearted jokey discussions takes a sexual turn and she casually mentions "I have LOST count anon of how many guys i slept with"
>Me: "haha what's the bodycount"
>Im fucking nervous, is she just fucking around?
>"21 within 2 years or something ahahaha, but i was going through a lot and i waited for a long time until i went on that spree"
>I lose all cheerfulness and just stare at her
>"What the fuck that's a fucking massacre"
>"She laughes nervously"
>I just look away and continue my work
>She walks of nervously laughing talking about something else

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MODERN WOMAN CUNT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC
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>even trying with 3d women in 2017

Anon.....
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>>38403811
Why do you keep posting Kayn, eufag?
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>>38403811
I dunno why but i really thought she was different. JUST

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Skellys are subhuman
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How to get /fat/ ?
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>>38403733
have fun dying a long agonizing death
>t; nursing home worker
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>>38403733
skellys get prime teen pussy thou lol

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How would robots rate their favorite fast food chains?

Here is my top 3 from best to worst

>Wendy's, due to tastiness
>McDonalds, tasty and more cheap
>KFC (better than Popeye's)

I would go to other fast food chains if I had to, but if those top 3 are in the area no way in hell am I missing them
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>>38403659
my favorite 3:
>jack in the box, amazing fucking breakfast
>in n out, great cheeseburgers and fries
>mcdonalds, they have good milkshakes and chicken nuggets
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>>38403659

>KFC (better than Popeye's)

Everything is spot on except this. Red beans and Rice is my life
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>>38403659
OUTTA MY WAY, CHAMP!

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How come whenever I got to a bar and see normies taking shots, they immediately have a chaser straight after? Can't they handle straight shots?

I can take double shots easily without a chaser.
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Because no rmies aren't alcoholic like you or me, they have very low alcohol tolerance. They've also never had alcohol straight, always mixing it with something.
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Alcohol tastes like fucking shit. I can hardly even do shots. I stick to beer and cider
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>>38403984
This

I used to drink with a circle of junkies, and even they chased everything because they always drank in the company of other people. I probably wouldn't drink straight alcohol if I hadn't spent so many nights drinking by myself.

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ALL GODS CREATURES
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>>38403650
FRESH OFF THE GRILL
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SO COME ON DOWN
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TO MR. MEATY

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I'm always right, but have the need to exhaust every other possibility to check the validity of my claims.
Sure... I end up proving it as a matter of fact, instead of a matter of subjectivity.
But, it takes up so much of my time... and I'm not long for this world.
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Su origin ale bru.
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Sum orijinnale stoof fo date ace.
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Guess I'll post naughty pics of her, and her friends, to get some replies.

This one is her friend we had a threesome with.

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Why aren't you getting a Latvian gf?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11493157
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It's over, white women are finished. Who needs white women when you can get eastern European women?
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>>38403575
>Why aren't you getting a latvian GF

Because I already have a 75% Arab 25% German GF of my own and I don't really have a thing for latvians/Russians.
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>>38403575
What the fuck is a Latvian? Do they speak English?

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What is growing up in a trailer park like? I grew up in a two story house on a two acre property that's mostly woods.
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>>38403549
Depends on the trailer park.

I lived in a nice trailer park for about 4 months.

Would totally not mind living in a mobile home with a good swamp cooler for the rest of my life.
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>>38403549
>I grew up in a two story house on a two acre property that's mostly woods.

It's exactly like that, except imagine the house is only the kitchen and bathroom, and instead being surrounded by woods you're surrounded by uneducated and violent assholes
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Very ghetto trash. The people you meet there are ghetto trash and the kids you grow up with there are also ghetto trash. Nothing good comes out of trailer parks. Every person you have there has issues to the point where it looks like its the norm to be a victim or a psychopath.

Living in the trailer itself is fucking terrible. You deal with ants and insects invading your food, winter is a nightmare especially if your family is so poor that you can't afford house heat, and not to mention that you hear everything outside. I will never forget the time where the trailer felt like it was about to come down because every step made the trailer creak.

Totally obsessed with black women.
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Schlomo go empty your bag of tricks over at /pol/, no one here is having sex
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>>38403535
Is there anyone else aware of this feel?
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>>38403535
Donald Bump the thread

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