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Frodo
>Decent face

Sam
>Was fat

>T. Roastie logic

>>38408687
Frodo is a faggot.

Why the fuck frodo became ring-bearer and not sam?

>>38408682
Staph. How could you do this to Stanely? You know he is mentally ill.

>>38408682
I'm too broke for a surgery otherwise i would get it i guess.

>>38408682
because most people can't afford that shit
/thread

>>38408679
hope not. stinks of shit mate. since most people here live on eachother's doorsteps smelling that shit wouldn't be too enjoyable.

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>>38408679
Should be.

It's no less damaging than all the other legal drugs. In fact, eating a McDonald's is probably more harmful to your health vs a joint.

People like me will always smoke it regardless of its "legality" so the gov should just legalise, regulate the THC and tax it since weed is an untapped billion dollar industry.

Pic related.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3169435/Police-s-latest-potty-idea-no-longer-prosecute-smoke-grow-cannabis-small-scale-reduce-costs.html

Just be confident, not even kidding

I have a friend who's going out with a guy she finds unattractive but she said she is into him because "his personality is 10/10"

>>38408675
looks like he's tall also that girl is mostly makeup

is this oreganicially 1995

>>38408627
oreganically 1993

Nightmare is dumb. Can you change it to UV?

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>>38408578
>just how autistic you are?
I'm not.

>>38408578
I've been posting images from k-on for the past 3 hours

I perpetually remember and fit memes in my daily life

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Try being 5'8, you lucky fuck.

You're talking about dick size, right? It's not that big of a deal if you're slightly below average.

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6'2"
Stay angry manlets

I hate this shit. What's the point of it? To show youre in the cool kids club? Just fucking state what you're going to say in another way instead of that bullshit. Always with the jap avatars too.

I think it keeps "All they did was add a white filter, Add AA, Upscale textures and charge $60. This was a stupid thing for Bethesda/Game Company to do." short and concise

>>38408559
You can write that way quite quickly and get the point across with fewer words. Still not acceptable though.

sage
>get

I sure as hell would if I was a girl. Even wearing a semi tight shirt as a dude feels bad even though it doesn't visually look that way

Inb4 females learn to love it because male attention

I feel horrible in fitting clothing because of my gyno, so I have to wear shirts a size larger than I really should be wearing.

If you've had sex with multiple women, especially if you can't remember the count then you need to get the fuck out senpai. No you HAVE to get the fuck out. Your type is not welcomed here. Especially the type of nomries that have fucked women in the chad digits.

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>>38408486
Virgin here,

I dont know how i implied im a chad

>>38408532
You implied you've had multiple sexual encounters with womyn, enough for you not to remember.

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Doom
Tekken
Hitman
Star Wars Battlefront (classic and new series)

Other stuff too but those series are what I play constantly

I'm looking forward to Wolfenstein The Old Colossus, Battlefront 4 and I'm thinking of giving The Evil Within 2 a go.

>>38408596
*New Colossus
sorry fuck whatever

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>>38408439
oblivion
Martin Septim died for our sins

makes you wonder why only 3 months... maybe porn actors aren't treated or payed as well as we thought?

Were her tits always like this? I swear they used to be natural...

To answer your question: being the first prominent ""Muslim"" girl to do professional porn. A pioneer in that way.

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>>38408437
Best fake tits and sounded genuine. She even made a fucking round about trip about only doing >3 months
>cuckold
>dom
>virgin fucking
>Roleplayed as a muslim
>mommy daughter shit
>DP and anal
>had that big white guy fuck her to cancel out having sex with 2 black guys.

Was almost like she did a quick study on what would land her easy gigs and lots of hits. she feels like the pewdiepie of Porn honestly.

>forgets so censor the signature on top

>>38408411
Is that a real signature do Californians really do that? My sigs illegible and I write it in about a second.

Op take it to the police.

I can figure out the numbers.
You're fucked

>>38408371
Fuck you you four legged heap of glue
If I had a 20 inch blemishless dick that shot a gallon of cum the girls would be riding me too

>>38408371
horse girls always will care about their horse companions more than potential boyfriends

Although I do think that her having a connection with her animal is nice

She has "coalburner face".

>>38408315
Craphole posts like this that focus on the negative aspects of solitude.

absolutely original loneliness

probably the jews

maybe the niggers