H-Hey, could any of you femanons vocaroo this sentence, please? I'm in a rough situation at the moment and would really appreciate it if anyone of you, just someone out there who I don't even know and doesn't know me could just take some time out of their day and say this vocaroo to me it would be much appreciated.
>Hey, anon. It's ok. You're gonna get through this. I know at times it may seem like life is heading nowhere and the light at the end of the tunnel seems too far but just hold on, you're gonna make it. Because when you get there, it's gonna be worth the wait, and I'll there to support you every step of the way!
If just one femanon or fembot could just read this to me, I would be very grateful.
If you actually do it then thanks in advance!
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>>38410147
Wow thats pretty pathetic friend
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>>38410176
I know but desperate times call for desperate measures.
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hey anon , fembot here
i can't send you a vocal message but look
whatever you're going through will end one day , and all you'll be left with are good lessons that shape you as a person
you can do what the hell you want and achieve anything you work hard to obtain, you're a very smart guy (because you're on this board and not a normies) , and you did a great job trying to understand yourself during all these years, you know what you have and what you don't and what lacks you, you just need a good plan
also as long as you're trying hard to do anything ; with a little use of your brain , you can obtain it, even if other people say that they did that and did this, you should know that this is your own way, this is how things choose to work for you
i believe in you
you can do this,
everything will be okay
tight hugs
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Holes in the 18-25 range go nuts over drawings of themselves. You dont even have to be professionally good. Just know how to draw more than a stick figure and you'll be fucking by nightfall.
If you're in college this is the best time to employ this tactic.
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>>38410123
why'd he draw her as fatter than she is? Was he art-negging her?
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>You dont even have to be professionally good. Just know how to draw more than a stick figure and you'll be fucking by nightfall.
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yeah, this is how a friend of mine got laid, even though he's the biggest piece of shit ever.
he was insanely talented at drawing and sketching and put a lot of time into it.
guys have to have skills or talents to attract women.
my skill is just i'm witty as fuck in conversations. i can come up with references to shit on the fly and reference songs when people say words, but it takes time to realize it, unlike drawing where people can instantly see you have talent.
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Why haven't you gotten a black gf yet?
They have very low self esteem so don't give me that "I'm too ugly" shite. You guys can't be THAT hideous... right?
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>>38410122
5 inch benis
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I'm going to see that this thread dies.
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Because a 50% shot at catching chlamydia/herpes/gonorrhea is too much risk for too little reward.
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Why does society love stick thin women and hates thicc women? They are breeding material, but their bodies are offensive for some reason. Thicc is a little overweight but in the butt, boobs and thighs while having a flat stomach. Any man who doesn't feel a primal urge to breed with them is defective.
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>>38410094
I like them all but realistically if I had sex with that girl in your pic, the only way my 4 inch penis would go inside her would be if her legs were completely spread. So that's a problem. There is so much meat on those thighs, it's really in the way.
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Have you not been outside since 1994?
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>he still cares what society thinks about anything
>he doesn't stay inside playing video games
well there's your first problem jimbo
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Just a reminder the MBTI is no better in determining your personality than an IQ test determining your intelligence.
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I think most people know that it's no better than any of those quizzes in Cosmo women's magazine
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>>38410031
The aspies need to know since they either believe it's completely accurate or try their hardest to debunk it.
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I-TP and E-TJ master race
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fembot here
why are you dirty boys cheating by jamming the ruler into the fat?
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>>38409959
tf? who's cheating when you have a 7inch?
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>>38409959
What fat?
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>>38409959
That's not all I stretch my foreskin out like an extra inch that's how pros like me and >>38410005 get the ironman numbers.
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WHO HAS IT HARDER IN LIFE?
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I'm a skelly and can say life isn't good being like this, here are my pros and my cons of being skelly
PROS:
>i can run for a long time without getting tired (this is personal, maybe there are lazy skellys)
>can eat whatever i want and not gaining any fat
>tumblr girls and chubby girls fantasize with having a bf like us
CONS:
>you look like a 11yold boy even if you're 22yold
>weak ass boy
>everybody thinks you are anorexic or a bulimic person
>almost no girl wants you except for the girls in the PROS section
>you have to buy clothes on the teenager department and if you're younger (18-21yold) on the kids department
>not good at sports except for running
>worst if you wear glasses
>wear a belt everytime bc the jeans you buyed from the teenager department doesn't fit you at all
fat fucks it's your turn, convince me that landwhales has it harder than us the skellys
(sorry for bad english)
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>>38409764
i'm a skelly and i couldn't care less. being fat is definitely worse.
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The correct answer is c) skinny fat
Cons:
>Look out of shape all the time, even with clothes
>Can't run
>Not strong
>No women finds it attractive; nobody has a fetish for skinny fat
>Have to watch what you eat so you don't go full fat mode
>It takes a LOT of effort to lose even a little weight. Fatasses can diet for a week and loose 10lbs. Meanwhile skinny fats can diet for a week and barely loose 1lb
Pros:
None
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>>38410112
disgusting
fdepowkm
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Do you anons want a disabled gf because you desperately wish to feel loved and depended upon?
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>>38409643
This kind of fetish has a name??
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>>38409782
yes... "being a retard"
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>>38409643
No, I don't want a gf.
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>be me
>be in med school
> listen to radiology on your 3rd year
>have an autistic.exe assistant
> time passes he keeps ''lecturing''
> autist keeps making jokes about cancer and death, your mom has one
> idontlikewherethisisgoing.gif
>stop going to classes
> learn absolutely nothing
> have best grades except radiology
> hate your assistant more than satan in his depths of hell
> associate satan with the assistant
> repeat every colloquium at least twice
>think you wont need radiology,never ever
> get internal medicine next year
> fuckmylife.jpg
> you know everything BUT radiology
> busted.jpg
> curse the day you met your assistant and started hating radiology
> we need to talk mom
> what is it anon
> *tell your mom who worked +30 yrs on radiology you're a brainlet in radiology*
> rage kicks in
>holds me by my neck
> but you passed it you dumb piece of shit
> an hour passes
>mom comes back in your room
> i saw your book, what ever that ''learning radiology'' shit is
> cant say a word with a dry mouth
> you dont know radiology and i saved you a job as a radiologist???
>keep poker face so you dont get slapped again
> kicks me in a head with a book
> you have 2 weeks to learn radiology anon
> i...
> 2 weeks, you're leaving tomorrow
> its because of that assistant, i rebel
> he's a piece of shit too, tell him to stick a shotgun up to his ass
>gets enraged when reminded of death jokes
>one more joke and i'll piss on his grave
>i dont have radiology anymore
>what?
>i'm 4th year
> confused.jpg
>tell him he's a faggot
> i dont talk to him mom
>because of me?
>yes mom
> satisfied.exe
>rages come back when she remembers i dont know radiology keeps hitting me with a book
> threaten to kill myself
> mom says i'll need a noose for that
>so?
>that'll be half of the book learned and i'll give you one
> go to /sci
> pray someone know radiology to help u
seriously fuck my life and everything about it. all because of my assistant
pic is what she gave me to read next week
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help me learn some basics
mom wont talk to me
link me whatever is useful
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here senpai
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>>38409181
THANK YOU
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>She's not on hormones yet.
Why do you want to become a hon?
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You'll only look good if you have good genetics, so basically you aren't a robot if you pass, because there's no way an ugly person can become attractive, hormones aren't magic pills.
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>>38409760
>You'll only look good if you have good genetics
anon pls
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>>38409973
you just proved him right.
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Imagine being so ugly that your picture ends up as an internet meme
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>>38408931
He just needs to be more confident and have a firm handshake.
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>these 2 belong to the same species
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>>38408931
It's not that bad, at least you get redpilled on what people really think, not the bullshit they feed you in real life, making you feel guilty about personality when the only thing that matters is genes.
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>tfw you permanently missed out on your opportunity to fuck the First Lady of the United States for 35 yugoslav dinar during her escort days in slovenia
Feelsbadman.jpg
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>Donald Trump gets to fuck this
I am certifiably jelly
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>>38409640
>literal whore
Anon why would you not just pay for that?
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>>38409673
I've never seen a whore this good looking
Just gimme a big ass ass like that
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>>38408887
I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS
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I'd just like to say that that's a nice bubbly bottom that that fine woman has.
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Jesus christ this art is amazing, got more of this artist?
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What is your personal opinion on what a normie is?
It seems to vary from person to person.
I have a job, I have a girlfriend, I have no friends, I can't relate to anyone, I spend dozens of hours on this site a week, I think I have mild autism but it's never been diagnosed, I contemplate suicide about every 10 minutes of every day, I can't talk to girls for shit but I learned at a young age what hobbies led to girls talking to me, so I've lucked out on women despite being a fucking sperg.
I'd say on the surface I'm qualified for being normie material but I don't feel like a normie as I don't really relate to normie things.
What say you?
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>>38408781
>I have a gf
Lolnope
>b-b-but I'm sad sometimes like everbody else on earth. True robot guys fuck you virgin poseurs
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>>38408810
So normie to you just means no affiliation with women sans family?
Interesting.
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>>38408781
I am you 100% and we aren't normies.
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ITT: what's the most degenerate thing you have ever done anons?
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Fapped on the toilet while smelling my shit to scat porn.
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Bought a bunch of little girl panties from rummage sales over the past 5 years or so.
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>>38408801
I do the same thing, but I like to keep them in giant Tupperware containers with pigs blood and live snakes.