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FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT BOOK 2017-07-16 04:18:04 Post No.38411870
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FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT BOOK
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2017-07-16 04:18:04
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First of all, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT BOOK, it's the worst fucking piece of shit that's ever been written by the most normie person of all. It has ruined my life (well, more than it was ruined beforehand) and it WILL ruin yours, if it already hasn't, unless you stay away from it. It is NOT a book that will make you a normie - it is a book that will make you TRY and FAIL at being a normie.
Why, you might ask? I'll try to be as brief as possible about what it did to me.
Basically, I was a social retard, a depressed and anxiety-ridden creepy guy from the block with long hair - and I decided I was tired of being autistic and decided to read some psychology and try to fit in. I read - you guessed it - How to Win Friends and Influence People. I read the fucking book from cover to cover - followed every piece of advice in there, started smiling at the cashiers when buying groceries, being more positive with people - all that jazz.
But it didn't work as well as planned. I managed to trick several roasties into going out with me, but they all quickly managed to see through my fascade. I didn't fit in with the normies very well, but there was another group of people who didn't mind the slight autism peeking at the surface - the druggies. So I spend the next several years going on with the druggies cuz I sympathized with them and their broken lives, because I felt the same about my life, and started doing more and more drugs, from weed, through lsd, speed, mdma and eventually benzos and weak opiates. My brain was getting fried, day by day, I was delusional, got into street fights all the time and got kicked out of my house one time. Ended up on antidepressants and therapy in the end.
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>cont.
All this because of what? My desire to be a normie? Even if I managed to become one, I know I still wouldn't be satisfied since I'm not a social person, just like none of you guys are. I would just hate everything normie-related until the day I die, just like in that comic about the greasy, skinnyfat guy who spends all his life on the computer and then decides to start lifting and socializing, and then regrets being in the caffe with his """friends""".
>TL:DR;
Robots can't be normies - don't believe what this devil's book says.
It ruined my life and it might ruin yours.
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>>38411870
>>38411875
Anyways, thank you for reading my blog, like and subscribe.
Peace be with you robots.
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Anon i dont think it's the books fault
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Who else here /sweatyass/
>Sit down on plastic chair at work
>Get up after 15 minutes and wet puddle streak in center of chair is visible
>Awkwardly try to hide it from coworkers and oneitis
Any solutions besides anti-perspirant because that shit doesn't help at all.
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Are you sure it's sweat and not anal leakage?
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>>38411839
Lose weight originaly
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>>38411839
I get that; trying to hide it is enough effort for me. Maybe an extra pair of underwear might absorb some of the sweat?
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>mfw attractive people pretend to have problems
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>mfw i accidently look at some uggo
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>>38411819
>mfw a girl obsesses over me after seeing my pic
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>>38412952
the worst part is when you're ugly and you see other uggos and you get grossed out, then you realize that's how everyone looks at you
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>go to fast food
>try to get a refill and an employee yells at me saying no free refills.
>I end up grabbing a few receipts laying around and head home
>I do the survey on each one and give negative reviews complaining about that employee
>she's gone the next week.
Don't fuck with me
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Only shitty places don't have free refills
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>>38411787
You're pretty scary Anon.
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>>38411787
holy shit that's an amazing idea
What kind of reviews did you leave?
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I LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
JUST 2 DAYS AGO, THIS WOMAN BROKE UP WITH HER BF AND WAS ALL OVER ME, SEXTING ME SENDING ME NUDES AND EVERYTHING.
NOW SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME WTF I HATE WOMEN
SHE EVEN MADE A FACEBOOK POST "why don't people get i don't want to talk to them?" RIGHT AFTER I MESSAGED HER
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You aren't attractive and she was just messing with you and teasing you. Let me help you understand women. If you're attractive they want to date/fuck you. If you are not attractive then they will either ignore or fuck with you. Simple as.
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They got back together. You were a prop
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>>38411950
That sounds like the most likely explanation
What >>38411799 said doesn't make too much sense, considering she sent me nude pictures, and even videos. She would be shooting herself in the leg if she was just trying to mess with me, because i could easily leak them in revenge.
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What's your opinion on those 90% of girls who wear leggings every day ?
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>>38411758
>tfw you will never have a gf that walks around the house in leggings.
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>>38411758
It's fine, they are just comfy clothes that fit easy and match with whatever. I just hope they shower/wash their leggings often because they can get pretty swampy if they break a sweat.
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Imagine not being able to get sex, but when you go out you have to see every girl dressed like a street hooker, some of these girls barely 16 with half their ass showing out of their "pants". Its like starving a lion and putting a juicy steak just out of reach. Worst time in history for a guy like me to be alive.
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Who is the worst Trump?
Don. Jr or Eric?
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>>38411702
no matter how many models Trump fucks, he still ends up with autistic ugly children.
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>>38411702
The one that fathered them
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>>38411702
how does it feel to be don ? the short and brown eyed and black haired brother
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>be me, 18 years old
>be taken to the sea side by 50 year old parents
>have to stay here 5 days
>have to go everywhere with them
>around me normalfags in groups getting drunk and kissing their gfs
>cuties and hotties literally everywhere
What the fuck do I do, brobots?
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>>38411678
Going on vacation with my parents too. I'm 18 and they are 52 years old. I really don't care
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>>38411678
>>have to go everywhere with them
Do you?
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enjoy your time with your family and be grateful dumbass
your parents wont be around forever. be glad you're with them and not some dumb roasties
whenever I scratch my beard or hair, white stuff falls out.
Anyone knows what it is?
There's also little black dots in the white shit too
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probably dandruff but I'm no expert
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It could also be dried bits of whatever soap/ shave cream you use
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>>38411493
Do you have hot showers? Have cooler ones if so
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>tfw turned yourself gay
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>>38411376
At least you didn't get turned gay by someone else. Or turned someone else gay. Something along those lines.
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>>38411376
I'm not sure if I turned myself bi or something, but now whenever I watch porn I can only self project as the woman. I also get really turned on by solo guy cumshot videos, but only if I cant see a face. I am not attracted to guys at all tho, so I really have no clue what the hell is going on in my brain.
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>>38411376
It's better than being straight though
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>have a few drinks
>feel like a normal person
>anxiety, depression, brain fog goes away
this is bad isn't it?
i might just become an alcoholic
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>>38411374
probably an alcoholic, but its okay anon the bottle loves you, and so do i~
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Yeah. It happens when I drink a few beers... and I do it on a daily basis.
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I'm in the same boat anon, I can't leave the house without having a drink, it's totally fucked
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How would you robots live if you were born in communist Eastern bloc countries where you had no access to the internet anime and video games and being a NEET was impossible?
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>>38411360
Books up to my fucking eyeballs.
I'd suck dick for western literature.
Shit dude I could read all the Russian classics like Dostoyevsky untranslated.
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>>38411360
I lived in those times,wasn't that bad.
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>>38411360
I don't know. I live in a post-Soviet country and the stories I hear about how life was just a few decades ago scare me. Shit was bad. It's still bad, but not as bad.
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Long-distance relationships 2017-07-16 03:38:38 Post No.38411351
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Long-distance relationships
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What do you guys think about them?
What activities do you do together when you're in one? How do you keep it together? Has there been any success in a ldr so far?
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>>38411351
Sometimes we watch movies together...
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>Has there been any success in a ldr so far?
Of course, they regularly have plenty of success, otherwise no one would bother with them.
He gets someone to pour care and attention into, and she gets attention and validation without it detracting from her attraction to the guy she's fucking.
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Nigger I'm moving my GF from Arizona to North Carolina in 2 days. We've been talking to each other for 8 years starting with shitty anime roleplay on YouTube. Follow your dreams Anons.
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>tfw no ilong blowing, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, ube chopping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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>>38411255
Flips are the niggers of Pacific islanders
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>>38411314
They're South East Asian.
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>tfw no ilong blowing, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, ube chopping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf to marry so I can wind up being financially responsible for her entire family and her child with another man
Fixed for ya, lad.
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>order food online
>set cash instead of online payment
>have no money at home
>ask neighbor if they can borrow me some
>can't go to ATM to withdraw
>fails
>ignore the guy ringing on the super loud door for 5 minutes straight
why does it feel so terrible
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>>38411179
why didn't you just tell him you can't pay? he's not gonna kill you.
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why didn't you just set it as online payment?
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>>38411179
I'm a domino's driver and I could of switched it over to card payment for you by calling the store over the phone.