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Fembots, describe your ideal boyfriend!
>his age
>his height
>his weight
>his race/nationality
>his personality
>his interests
>how would be a perfect day with him?
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>talk a bit about yourself
Go! Maybe he is here and you did not realize yet!
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Lurking in hopes one will say her ideal bf is fat and lacks confidence
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>>38415948
why hasn't this /soc/ shit been banned yet? whats the point of these threads
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FUCKING LARPING FAGGOTS GET OUT. THERE ARE NO FUCKING FEMBOTS. HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN GET THAT FUCKING DEGENERATE THAT YOU ROLEPLAY A FEM""""""""""""""""""BOT"""""""""""""""" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*boom* *boom*
>*BOOM* *BOOM*
>WAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEE
>*deafening roar fills the air*
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEE
>*wagies running for their lives scrambling underneath manhole covers*
>TIIIIIIIIIIICK
>*buildings tremble*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>*windows shatter and car alarms spring to life across city*
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you're not funny you autistic retard
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>>38415918
Thisclassic never gets old.
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Daily reminder that wageslaves have never been able to answer this fundamental question
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>went to bed at 2 AM
>woke up at 4 PM
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>>38415911
how?
>went to bed at 7 AM
>woke up at 2 PM
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>>38415911
in college i slept from like 4AM to 10AM. it was pretty nice. i partied a lot, if you couldn't tell.
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>went to bed at 1 AM
>woke up at 3 AM
I want to stop having nightmares
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You're not a true robot unless you cut your own hair.
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You cut your hair?
Just go wizard mode, there is literally zero reason to cut your hair, or shave. Just let it grow.
Who are you trying to impress.
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>>38415836
NOW I'M PLAYIN' IT REAL STRAIGHT AND YES I CUT MY HAIR
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Gonna go do it now. Thanks for reminding me.
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>be me
>37 y old male
>married
>wife is kinda ugly but its best i could do
>have 11 y old kid
>lets call him fuckweed
>fuckweed is too damn edgy and autistic
>work as a fisherman
>doesnt pay off that great
>have huge debt to the bank
>wife is cheating on me with my neighbour and fuckweed wants new, most expensive fidget spinner
So dear brothers and sisters, how did i manage to get this deep in the shit????
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Fuckweed did nothing wrong. Kids are needy and dependent.
Stories like yours make me never wanna get married.
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>>38415820
>how did i manage to get this deep in the shit????
You got married you reddit cuck. Go complain about it there.
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is fuckweed the fisherman? maybe thats why he is edgy and autistic?
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Why do normies pretend to care about this series so much?
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>>38415809
I get the "i'm a nerd lol" vibe, when they talk about this shit.
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Lol are you fucking mad white boy? Sorry you're too much of a brainlet to understand complex drama.
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>>38415809
Because they're told that they should like it. I can't believe that you browse this board and still can't figure this out by yourself.
>>38415939
>70% of all deaths are from getting stabbed in the back
>somehow the characters always end up getting saved just as they're about to die (probably not a single main character on the show that this hasn't happened to)
>complex drama
hahah faggot
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I have so much love to spread, but nobody wants it.
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>>38415791
is this a columbine quote
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>>38415818
"I wanted happiness!! I never got it."
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>>38415818
It WILL be soon enough
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Femanons, did you ever fail the butthole inspection at school?
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>>38415778
only once when i forgot it at home
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>>38415778
now this is shitposting
oregano postism
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>>38415778
dat bussy looks very happy desu
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>Not ugly
>But not a degenerate either
>Roastie bitches wont stop trying to hop on my dick
>Average robo-waifus too scared to interact with me
>Avoidant/shy to love
>Could walk up to any woman, and talk to them
>If that woman romantically like me I can't even be a literal mile near her, because too scared
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>Roleplaying
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, ROBOT
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>>38415752
Im in this same situation, ugly during important years became good looking now have avpd
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>>38415881
avpd isn't very fun to have
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itt: your favorite shits charts
post your taste
get bullied by others
bully other people
call other people plebs
get called a hipster and a redditor
here's a template I like
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>>38415634
What is meant by series here? TV series?
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Im too lazy to edit so:
Bands: None
Video games: Gothic 1, gothic 2 notr and Warband
Movies: none i can think of
Albums: none
Anime: none, i hate it
Series: none i can think of
Foods: meat in general
Drinks: beer and vodka
Snacks:anything
Fetishes: none
Waifus: none
Type of girls: religious ones and agressive ones
Cartoons:none
Characters: Stannis Baratheon, Lee from Gothic
Hobbies: none
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>>38415882
you seem like a super interesting person
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hey /r9k/ you can properly get fucked,
you are the one convincing me i was a ''''''''''''''''''robot'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' or whatever the fuck that means FOR YEARS while i was living in my parents' basement and rarely go out
even since i left /r9k/ and started to frequently visit /sp/, i found a job, bloomed into a Chad and met a nice girl who is my fiancee now
so get fucked /r9k/, get fucked for holding me down. also yes pic is very related, that is me and my fiancee.
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>it's a, "normie realizes he's spent all these years getting bullied by the internet," episode
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>>38415633
5/10 bait, step up your English skills sempai
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>>38415633
are you on the left or on the right op?
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Does anyone else find sex disgusting?
I mean, obviously it feels good and I would enjoy doing it with someone, but this whole "sex is beautiful" idea is just stupid. It's fucking gross, as is pregnancy and childbirth.
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I hate having sex, it is gross and overwhelming and the anxiety makes me feel like I've been kicked in the stomach afterwards, I only do it for my partners sake and wish the women dont like sex maymay was real
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>>38415654
Wait, women like sex?
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>>38415621
it's ehem, an acquired taste
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Should I use MPC or VLC?
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>>38415576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHhUcabwkuw
Montana
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>>38415576
VLC if GNU/Linux
KbMediaPlayer if Windows
iPlayer or whatever if Mac
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>>38415576
I use MPC for for that subtitles downloader shit
it's so convenient
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>This reviewbrah dude seems like a cool guy to be aro...
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im sure he's doing it on purpose
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>>38415672
I really don't know anymore to be honest.
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>>38415951
post spicy reviewbrah memes, anon
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Gib depression core movies.
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>>38415493
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest kinda fits anon
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>>38415493
We need to keep our depression well-nurished also through movies.
>last life in the universe is comfy-depressing with heartbreaking ending, I've watched it like 3 or more times. Plus the main character is pretty much a robot.
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>>38415493
>depressioncore
>Her is not here
???