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>>38417968
I dunno. Probably.

29 and in the same situation.

It doesn't seem to get better, and I feel like Im trying pretty hard. I refused to just chase money and major in something like accounting or engineering though. That stuff is boring.

>>38418055
at 30 your chances of qt gf is basically nill. But, at least you have the money stuff figured out a bit it sounds. What's your career?

>>38418117
I guess you could say I have the "money stuff" figured out but did nothing with it. Im currently unemployed and living with my parents.

You better major in something like accounting or engineering if you want a half decent job.

Holding on to your virginity isnt worth it, no.
She's a 4/10, maybe a 5/10 on a good day, you might as well.

>>38417940
Depends. How horny and hopeless are you? If you have no other options then I'd say go for it. She looks young, though. Only go for it if she's of age.

>>38417940
It is most definitely not worth it anon

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>>38417899
Give me the rundown.
ORIGAMIII MIAMI!!!!!!!!!

It's funny if your put your finger on them they'll stick to it like tentacles.
Be careful not to hurt them, tho.

>>38417899
very interesting creatures

>>38417884
You do realize that having kids doesn't increase the marginal cost very much right?

Have one, might as well have 4.

>>38417884
>but I want a big family
same, I've never wanted anything more.

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>>38417884
>me and my gf
btfo anon

/pol/ became real life

>>38417836
Because they have their own political correctness about being politically incorrect.

Go to a different *chan? It's not that hard you fucking retard. 4/pol/ has been containment board for years now filled with stupid people who don't realize that they're being shilled.

this is my favorite /r9k/ tranny. fapped so many times to her

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>ywn be bullied by leafy and have his tiny prepubescent cock jammed all the way in your mouth until he relieves himself with your hater mouth

>>38417832
sounds like you are kinda looking forward to it happens to you. Am i wrong?

>>38417794
You have less than 2 years.
If you ever hit 25 with no work experience you might have it fucking hard
At least try to apply somewhere that requires high school diploma

im 24 and have no diploma or work experience

you could always go my route and get disability

i am legitimately mentally ill though so there might be some faking it on your part but i doubt it's difficult

it's not too late
get a stem degree and point to it when people tell you that you're a failure

start building up a piss-filled waterballoon arsenal
once you've got enough for a sustained barrage lasting several minutes
the next time they start up, rain hell upon them

>>38417762
if burger, shoot them
if yuropoor, do what the other anon said

>>38418227
I'm so jealous of Americans actually having this solution available.

all christians are victims of munchausen by proxy

>>38417894
How are they victims

>>38418228
they are told from a young age that there are the evil sins in them which need jesus juice for healing

this is clearly an act of munchausen by proxy

>>38417582
>What do you do?

Get the fuck out of there. Number of people managed to get down from the top floors in time to avoid death desu

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>>38417582
Stop playing this on my windows 98 computer and start playing it in real life, in reverse.

>>38417582
It's over at that point, I'm a dead man

>>38417556
I could tell you how

what are your complex motives behind it though

>>38417556

Most surgery in the US is done with drugs that block short term memory. It's too risky to use drugs that block pain, since they can screw up breathing.

So they give you a two drug combo; one the paralyzes you, and a second which stops you from remembering that you were totally aware during the operation.

>>38417556
Amnesia is usually nothing like what literature or tv shows describe it as.

>>38417543
what is that?
estj here but depressed and 50-50% E to I

>>38417575
It's a r9k discord server grouped by personality type. Feel free to join us

>>38417543
Can you do like an online test to know which one you are?

In an origami way of course

The funny part is that all the Liberal Art degrees leftists won't get work visas to the Union.

>>38417516
Better start learning Swedish.

>>38417563
I think you mean Arabic.

>>38417456
Nofap is a fucking joke. Porn may be harmful to some (especially virgins) but reasonable masturbation certainly isn't.

>>38417456
I don't know who you are but I can tell you that fapping probably isn't your problem.

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>>38417503
How much is "reasonable"?

>>38417452
nothing causes it, it's just how some vaginas are

Just think how weird it would be to be able to cause outies or if the cause was solid reality.

>>38417452
friction
I guess that means she was always wet or used a lot of lube.

Think about a condom that loses wetness or lube, and then for a few minutes sexing hard, pulling and warping the skin, at different angles