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But I can't do it alone at my home.

When some cunt on some shit board tells me what to do, I usually ignore and dismiss them

I think most robots just don't want to lift with/around normies.
I'm lucky enough to have an employee gym that only I seem to use.

>>38418636
Unless you are planning on having sex some time soon don't bother. You will regret it for weeks to come when your pubes start growing back and the slightest touch will send you into a scratching frenzy.

>>38418636
Shave down, with the hair. It will leave a very short stubble which will prevent ingrowns. However, agree with what >>38418729 said. Don't bother if you don't have to.
said

>>38418729
>>38418756


I've been shaving for years, not once have I had this problem

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I find it odd that I'm ISTP, yet I can very easily switch to ISTJ just because I'm 53% Perceiving/47% Judging.

I'm ENTP
I find I can fit in socially but dislike most of the people i'm around and find I can't enjoy the presence of most of them. I think the reason i'm so good socially is probably because of my Ne allowing me to make a lot of jokes.

infp checking in.
i find it weird how most infps hate being infps and shit, the weird thing is i take pride in it, even if it means that im an oversensitive fag. I fucking love infp

This
played it for about 2 hours and refunded it, it was shit.

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>How do people enjoy playing this?
For the waifus, of course.

get some artistic sense, witcher3 is an role playing game with great medieval themes, characters, plot and fine combat
otherwise go back to play your mobas

BTW the subject name is wrong, its beach not heath, I'm upset

Where is Part 1? Most gay and bi men are promiscuous and degenerate Anon.

>>38418454
I've got the thread saved, its archived now, I'll post it
>>38413744
I know I'm overreacting but why the fuck do they cuddle and do all this deep shit
Is nothing sacred

>>38418273
You sure proved your point, anon.

>>38418273
nearly all "prank" videos are fake and scripted, just saying

>>38418273
Yea, i hate women too, but they fake there pranks, so.

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>>38418190
>and they keep putting money in retirement accounts, buying houses and having kids like shit will stay the same.
Are you saying they shouldn't? I understand having a food reserve and weapons in case the SHTF, but if you stop living life for fear that the world will take a turn for the worse in the future then humanity never would have prospered.

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>>38418190
>The holocaust happened
If you meant the armenain holocaust, yeah, it happened. If you mean another (((holocaust)))), i don't know what did (((you))) mean by (((this))))

Also normies don't think about bad stuff because they are retarded and believe their (((media)))

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>>38418190
>Everyone just thinks life is going to go ticking on no problem like it has for their few years, and they keep putting money in retirement accounts, buying houses and having kids like shit will stay the same.
Everyone expects bad shit to happen, that's why we have so much post-apocalyptic fiction and the concept of zombies are really popular.

It's just that life has been continuing on like normal for several people for the past 30 to 40 years, even though every couple years someome says the world will end

supposed to end in 2000, supposed to end in 2012 etc.

so it's smarter just to keep investing for the future, on the off chance that nothing ever does fucking happen

Fuck off, Watermelondria

>>38418162
post tits watermelondria

you should date a christian white guy and disappear from your family.

>>38418142
It's because women like men to take the initiative when having sex. Virgin boys just fumble around and don't usually do anything. Or so I've heard.

girls don't actually know anything about sex and thus aren't able to teach on it
and also are incapable to wait for a virgin to discover the secret methods using her because of impatience
therefore we can be certain that a virgin male could only ever have sex with a virgin

>>38418142
If they don't bother getting to know the guy beforehand, it's probably bc people are susceptible to prejudice. Finding someone more accepting might be the way to go then.

Just forget about her, either she will realise it or will continute giving him second chances until she will be all dried up and depressed

>>38418220
>will continute giving him second chances until she will be all dried up and depressed

Told her that before, got the typical "I love him too much to leave him, I need to be with him as long as possible" response

>>38418136
she knows you worship her
why would she change anything when she has both you and her bf's attention
she doesn't love you, shes a girl
cut her off completely

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Who cares when you post such hot pictures

>>38418081
this trap thing is doing damage to my already fragile sexuality please stop

I've been using 4chan since the year of our lord 2004 and these have been here from day 1.

>>38418056
True love is a fiction. Real relationships are based on compromise and mutual benefit. If you can find someone that'll spoon with you for warmth on a cold night you've done well.

>>38418056
>That's okay though, right?
It's not, if you missed out on teen love you will always be an empty husk that will never know the true joys of life.

>>38418350
Wrong

You're just a cuck who never experienced it, and has to settle for used roasties

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>sister smoked while pregnant
>was too beta to say anything
not my kid anyway baka

>>38418048
Cmon bump my rotten as for a serious discussion

>>38418078
So what about your parents? tell me

I feel like that photo is stupid.

>>38417995
id be sad too if i had such a gross looking cake

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feels are like deer veals in the fact that every single one of them is an originoli piece unlike factory farm meat.

Nope.
t. grill

only virgins poop
that's the easiest tell

Girls do not poop. This is an urban legend.