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>>39526974
>There are only two types of white males. Chads and sissies. You aren't Chad, so why haven't you become a sissy?
I am not white

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>>39526974
I aint a chad (is any robot?) But fuck that other shit, i would fuck one though...

>>39526974
prove this to me nigger bot

Sadly you don't, the depression will hit soon so you'll have bigger things to worry about my dude

inb4 high school kids recommend DUDE WEED LMAO

>>39526955
Practice doing things that make you anxious and become desensitized to it. Feel the anxiety, let envelope you, pretty soon it won't feel so strong

i took 8mg of subutex about 13.5 hours ago and i'm still fucked. really powerful drug. odd though, even though it's an opioid it's made me quite agitated.

>>39526978
Smoking weed right now.

wut up

>>39526978
nice post do you like to vape hash as well?

>>39526801
Smoking and obesity are the keys to having a heart attack. Smoke a pack a day and keep your blood sugar high and you'll get there in no time.

4loko with EC stack

>start eating mcdonalds and drinking salt water every day
>get even fatter
>pass out due to dehydration while ordering tendies and shart pants while staff laughs

>>39526792
I am very happy for you OP

>buying a house with a mortage
>buying a house in 2017
WEW LAD

>>39526792
Who ruins a moment like that by having a fucking phone out recording it

>>39526790

Find a road map and get a job.
> Houston
> LA
> Phoenix
> San Diego
> Bay Area
> Tuscon

>>39526829
But I need like some college educated crazy high paying as fuck job

I wish I could get a few grand on credit or something and go and find a job and just work like a slave

>>39526790
Fuck off. You made this thread last night. No one is going to give you instructions on how to do this.

>>39526768
rip harambe good night alt right

>>39526768
upvote muh niggah

>>39526768
How do gorillas get those vegan gains? Aren't they pretty similar to humans genetically?

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demand my 40 acres and mule frum da gubament

>>39526739
Sauce?

23661362634254526236

>girl and minority
get as much free money as i can

>>39526718
Wow. Tame
I have to smash the wall with a blunt object to release pent up stress

>>39526718
GTA obviously
Smash Bros if you're good. Pounding tryhards on For Glory is really satisfying

>>39526718
>trying to get A+ on every chapter

Now I need another game to stop stressing out about my previous stop stressing out game.

>and the cycle of life continues....

>>39526980
I used to be this way and got real tired of patching up doors and walls. I've gotten better at holding it back, but I'll get this crazy feeling, like an electric tinge shooting from my head down into my arm, but I hold it back. It's crazy what the brain can do, man. I know there's no "energy" there, but suppressing an instinct makes the mind play some crazy tricks on you.

THICC

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>>39526642
Do you really expect anything more from Tinder? That website is nothing but a trash bin of human failures.

>>39526642
>implying i would stick my face in between her sweaty, fat thighs and lick that foul pussy

It probably smells like a Popeyes bathroom

>inb4 'sour grapes'

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ill bite
work was decent today, boss brought pizza because we had to stay 4 hours after work to stock for halloween

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>>39526696
what kind of pizza, anon? was it good?

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also this gif calms me down so much

bbbrrrap
pls respond

>>39526599
>id love one but i cant drill holes into my apt walls
There are stands that you can set up for that.

>>39527062
oh
i didnt know that
WHAM!

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there is no need to hope for that which is guaranteed

>>39526597
is that joe yabuki?

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>>39526626
Dang.
Thanks anon.

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>>39526525
>tfw you can't even talk in 4chan threads even when you're interested in the topic
i'm like you but worse, i never know what to fucking say.

Well what's your discord then OP? I'll talk to you and maybe we can be friends.

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>make post
>nervous to see if it garnders replies so I save the tab and let the thread bump
>check back after the thread has been archived
>100+ posts after, no replies
everytime

>>39526516
lolololollololooklll fat bitxh xddd

Be grateful the worst thing in your life you have to deal with is a family member dying and not real problems.

>>39526516
I'll show you pain you fucking stupid bitch